If Hollywood, Remakes These, They are Desperate!!!
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- DirectorJohn De BelloStarsDavid MillerGeorge WilsonSharon TaylorA group of scientists band together to save the world from mutated killer tomatoes.Michael Bay's next big hit ? But of course, the Tomatoes would have explosives attached to them.
- DirectorRoger SpottiswoodeStarsSylvester StalloneEstelle GettyJoBeth WilliamsA tough police sergeant's overbearing mother comes to visit him and begins to meddle in his life and career.Vin Diesel and Betty White ?
- DirectorNick CastleStarsLucy DeakinsJay UnderwoodBonnie BedeliaAn autistic boy who dreams of flying touches everyone he meets, including a new family who has moved in after their father dies.The next big summer blockbuster starring Shia Lebouf.
- DirectorStephen HopkinsStarsGary OldmanWilliam HurtMatt LeBlancThe Robinson family was going into space to fight for a chance for humanity. Now they are fighting to live long enough to find a way home.An even worse version needs to be made!
- DirectorRon HowardStarsDon AmecheWilford BrimleyHume CronynWhen a group of trespassing seniors swim in a pool containing alien cocoons, they find themselves energized with youthful vigor.Arnold, Stallone and Chuck Norris star
- CreatorEd HaasNorm LiebmannStarsFred GwynneAl LewisYvonne De CarloA family of friendly monsters have misadventures, never quite understanding why people react to them so strangely.From Disney and starring Dwayne Johnson.
- DirectorWillard HuyckStarsLea ThompsonJeffrey JonesTim RobbinsA sarcastic humanoid duck is pulled from his homeworld to Earth where he must stop an alien invasion with the help of a nerdy scientist and a struggling female rock singer.Voiced by Chris Tucker and directed by Brett Ratner.
- DirectorRod AmateauStarsAnthony NewleyMackenzie AstinPhil FondacaroDodger must confront the struggles of life as he is visited by the Garbage Pail Kids and intimidated by some older bullies.Kids in the late 70's find a mysterious glowing garbage pail while filming a movie. Spielberg produces and J.J Abrams directs.
- DirectorMichael HerzLloyd KaufmanStarsAndree MarandaMitch CohenJennifer BabtistTromaville has a monstrous new hero. The Toxic Avenger is born when meek mop boy Melvin falls into a vat of toxic waste. Now evildoers will have a lot to lose.Nicolas Cage might as well star lol.
- StarsMichael BellB.J. WardFrank WelkerThe Snorks are playful, multicolored underwater creatures that use their built-in snorkels to dart about and make music.A scuba diver (Jack Black) discovers a new species underwater and.....forms a rock band.
- StarsDan HennesseyBob DermerJohn StockerThe Care Bears live in a faraway place up in the clouds called Care-a-Lot. They travel around the world on Missions in Caring, whilst evil villains such as Lord No Heart, try to thwart their plans.The cute and cuddly bears fight the war on terror by making terrorists care.
- DirectorBill NortonStarsWilliam KattSean YoungPatrick McGoohanA paleontologist and her husband discover a mother and baby brontosaurus in Africa, and try to protect them from a group of hunters intent on capturing the dinosaurs.Seth Rogen and James Franco find a baby dinosaur and....smoke weed with it.
- StarsJune ForayNoelle NorthLorenzo MusicA group of reclusive humanoid bears and a few trusted humans explore their lost heritage and prevent their enemies from exploiting it.The Gummi Bears are magically transferred to Washington D.C, where the U.S military captures them and wants the Gummi Berry Juice recipe to form a group of a super soldiers.
- CreatorMichael LandonStarsMichael LandonVictor FrenchJames TroeshA probationary angel, sent back to Earth, teams with an ex-cop to help people.An action packed summer movie full of explosions.
- CreatorBernard SladeHarry AckermanMax WylieStarsSally FieldMarge RedmondMadeleine SherwoodThe misadventures of a nun who can fly and her convent and neighbours.The Flying Nun....and her Machine Gun!
- DirectorJoe DanteStarsEthan HawkeRiver PhoenixBobby FiteA boy obsessed with '50s sci-fi movies about aliens has a recurring dream about a blueprint of some kind, which he draws for his inventor friend. With the help of a third kid, they follow it and build themselves a spaceship. Now what?3 Boys build a spaceship and fly to outer space where they meet an alien played by Will Ferrell.
- StarsRon PalilloMichael SaucedoJennifer FajardoFour kids discover that their Rubik's cube is alive, and endowed with amazing powers. They befriend the cube, and they decide the best use for its powers is solving mysteries.A special Rubik Cube is found with a creature inside that has powers. I swear, this was actually a cartoon show in the 80's! lol. I really wouldn't be surprised to see a live action movie with how Hollywood has run out of ideas.
- CreatorJim HensonStarsKaren PrellGerard ParkesKathryn MullenThe adventures of the various inhabitants of an underground civilization.James Cameron takes us...down to Fraggle Rock and even introduces us to Fraggles that live under water.
- DirectorFred DekkerStarsAndre GowerRobby KigerStephen MachtA group of young monster fanatics attempts to save their hometown from Count Dracula and his monsters.Oops. they're already remaking it! We'll probably get Jim Carrey skipping around and farting as Dracula.
- DirectorSteve MinerStarsWilliam KattKay LenzGeorge WendtA troubled writer moves into a haunted house after inheriting it from his aunt.Adam Sandler stars as a former soldier and now struggling writer, who's house is being haunted by an old army buddy (Kevin James) that blames him for his death,
- StarsFrank WelkerBart BravermanSusan BluA teenage werewolf and his friends investigate mysteries.From the director of Scooby Doo, comes Fangface, where Jack Black and his baby transform into werewolves during a full moon and....solve mysteries.
- StarsFrank WelkerT.K. CarterPamela HaydenThe adventures of a boy who can physically transform into a living car.Nathan Kress from ICarly stars as a teen who can transform into a red sports car.
- CreatorStephen J. CannellStarsWilliam KattConnie SelleccaRobert CulpA teacher is asked to be a superhero using a special alien suit with powers he can barely understand or control.Ashton Kutcher stars as a school teacher who's given a red super suit by a little green man (Warwick Davis).
- CreatorJoe GlaubergGarry MarshallDale McRavenStarsRobin WilliamsPam DawberRalph JamesA wacky alien comes to Earth to study its residents and the life of the human woman he boards with is never the same.Stephen Zahn stars as a strange alien named Mork who hatches from an egg and Jennifer Aniston is Mindy, the woman who finds him.....in this sci-fi thriller!
- StarsJoe BakerMichael BellMelendy BrittThe adventures of the original stretchable superhero and various other characters.Bill Hadar stars as a super hero with amazing stretching abilities.
- DirectorLarry RoemerStarsBillie Mae RichardsBurl IvesLarry D. MannA young reindeer Rudolph lives at the North Pole. His father is one of Santa's reindeer and it is expected that Rudolph will eventually be one too. However, he has a feature which is a setback and causes him to be ostracized: his red nose.Ron Howard directs Jim Carrey "over-acting" as the voice of Rudolph, a whacky and hyper-active reindeer who's different due to his red shiny nose.
- DirectorJames L. BrooksStarsShirley MacLaineDebra WingerJack NicholsonFollows hard-to-please Aurora looking for love and her daughter's family problems.In 3D!
- CreatorNicholas BoxerTed TurnerThom BeersStarsDavid CoburnJoey DedioKath SoucieA quintet of teenagers work together to encourage environmentally responsible behavior and can summon a superhero to deal with ecological disasters.Roland Emmerich gave us Global Warming and 2012 and now he'll give us the one man that can save us....Mark Wahlberg as Captain Planet!
- StarsStuart StoneAlyson CourtDan HennesseyAn ordinary monster doll comes to life when his shackles are released by a magic key.From the director of Gremlins and Small Soldiers, comes...My Pet Monster.
- DirectorTodd HollandStarsFred SavageLuke EdwardsJenny LewisA boy and his brother run away from home and hitch cross-country, with help from a girl they meet, to compete in the ultimate video-game championship.A kid and his special brother travel across the United States for a Halo competition. While, his competition tries to take them out along the way!
- DirectorCharles NicholsStarsHal SmithTress MacNeilleArthur BurghardtThe Cabbage Patch Kids go to the big city so that they can find the Christmas Spirit.In this thriller from M. Night S., a mysterious field is found...where babies are grown.
- DirectorStewart RaffillStarsChristine EbersoleJonathan WardTina CasparyAn alien trying to escape from NASA is befriended by a wheelchair-bound boy.In this remake....Mac is evil and after that poor crippled kid in a wheelchair.
- DirectorMenahem GolanStarsSylvester StalloneRobert LoggiaSusan BlakelyTough trucker Lincoln Hawk is determined to win back his son and triumph at the world arm wrestling championships.In this remake from WWE films, John Cena stars as a truck driver that arm wrestles on the side.
- DirectorFranco ZeffirelliStarsJon VoightFaye DunawayRicky SchroderBilly Flynn is an ex-champion boxer who was KO'd by booze and gambling. When the wealthy, estranged mother of his young son begins trying to lure the boy away from him, Flynn must return to the ring to provide for his child.In this wrestling version of the champ, a washed up and played out wrestler "John Cena" has one more shot at being champ with the support of his young son.
Spoiler: he dies in the end, but I laugh instead of cry....since it's John Cena. - DirectorMichael GottliebStarsAndrew McCarthyKim CattrallEstelle GettyA young artist, searching for his vocation, makes a mannequin so perfect he falls in love with it. Finding the mannequin in a store window, he gets a job there and his creation comes to life.Adam Sandler falls in love with a mannequin that turns human at night time, just to find out that it's a man mannequin played by David Spade.
- DirectorJim HensonStarsDavid BowieJennifer ConnellyToby FroudSixteen-year-old Sarah must solve a labyrinth to rescue her baby brother when he is taken by the Goblin King.Russel Brand and Selina Gomez star
- CreatorJoe RubyKen SpearsStarsTommy CookRegis CordicRon FeinbergThe futuristic undersea adventures of a goofy talking shark and his human musical band companions.A mystery team find a shark "the prop from Jaws" that can talk, at first they think he wants to eat them....but turns out he just wants to solve mysteries as well.
- CreatorAlex TothStarsDon MessickGinny TylerGary OwensThe adventures of a space superhero who can become invisible and his sidekicks.Joel Schmacher gives us...an outer space version of...Batman & Robin.
- StarsMel BlancDon MessickHenry CordenScruffy Alley cat rules his neighborhood. Rejected monsters drive about doing odd jobs. Clumsy, lovable great dane gets into mischief without meaning to.The director of Garfield, now gives us his *beep* version of...Heathcliff.
- DirectorTed KotcheffStarsAndrew McCarthyJonathan SilvermanCatherine Mary StewartTwo idiots try to pretend that their murdered employer is really alive, leading the hitman to attempt to track him down to finish him off.Rob Schneider and David Spade....carry around Adam Sander's dead body ?
- DirectorPaul VerhoevenStarsMichael DouglasSharon StoneGeorge DzundzaA violent police detective investigates a brutal murder that might involve a manipulative and seductive novelist.A retired detective (James Caan) is brought back to solve the case of who's murdering men after having sex with them. The main suspect is...played by Betty White, a thriller writer who just might be the woman who kills men after hot sweaty sex.
See Betty White nude....in 3D. - DirectorJan de BontStarsHelen HuntBill PaxtonCary ElwesTwo storm chasers on the brink of divorce must work together to create an advanced weather alert system by putting themselves in the cross-hairs of extremely violent tornadoes.The Tornado Chasers weren't stupid and unprofessional enough in the original, so a remake is needed! Jim Carrery stars as...THE EXTREME, He's the EXTREME!!....Tornado Chaser! Watch him stand in a field and skip around and make funny noises as a tornado comes closer and closer....
- DirectorBruce BeresfordStarsMorgan FreemanJessica TandyDan AykroydAn old Jewish woman and her African-American chauffeur in the American South have a relationship that grows and improves over the years.Danny Glover stars as a getaway driver for an old lady that robs banks played by Meryl Streep in this Michael Mann heist film.
- DirectorRob ReinerStarsJames CaanKathy BatesRichard FarnsworthAfter a famous author is rescued from a car crash by a fan of his novels, he comes to realize that the care he is receiving is only the beginning of a nightmare of captivity and abuse.Rosie O'Donnell stars as a crazed fan of a famous Lesbian romance writer who just happens to be a hostage of hers after she rescues him from a bad car accident. Morgan Freeman plays the writer, Paul Sheldon who must figure out how to survive.....the horrible songs she forces him to listen to her sing.
- CreatorShari LewisBernard RothmanStarsShari LewisSabrina SanchezAmanda McAdamAn enthusiastic singing lady and her puppet animal friends go on a variety of adventures.From Rob Zombie, comes this brutally violent horror film about a Lamb Puppet that is possessed by a psycho murderer. While, a Detective also dies and possesses a puppet named Charlie Horse and is on the case.
- CreatorPeter S. FischerRichard LevinsonWilliam LinkStarsAngela LansburyWilliam WindomRon MasakProfessional writer and amateur sleuth Jessica Fletcher uses her intellect, charm, and persistence to get to the bottom of every crime she encounters.Meryl Streep stars as a mystery writer who finds herself solving brutal murders and she might be the next target...in this David Fincher film.
- CreatorBarbara WeisbergMichael JacobsBarbara WeisbergStarsScott BaioWillie AamesNicole EggertCharles, a college student, is a live-in housekeeper in the Powell household. Charles, along with his friend Buddy, attempts to juggle his studies, friendships, and duties to the family.Charles (Ben Afflick) and his good friend Buddy (Matt Damon) rob a bank and take a family hostage, as long as they see that....Charles is in charge, no one will get hurt!!!
- StarsAllan MelvinHal SmithCasey KasemThree teenagers and the ghost of a patriot from the American Revolution set across the country to uphold justice and fight discrimination.Andy Dick stars as a gay ghost that solves mysteries.
- DirectorJon AvnetStarsKathy BatesJessica TandyMary Stuart MastersonEvelyn, an ordinary housewife, visits a nursing home and befriends the old lady Ninny. Together, they bond over stories from the past about two intrepid women of Whistle Stop Cafe.Paula Dean "Ya'll" shows us how to cook fried green tomatoes.
- DirectorWes CravenStarsMichael MurphyMitch PileggiJohn TeshAfter being sent to the electric chair, a serial killer uses electricity to come back from the dead and carry out his vengeance on the football player who turned him in to the police.A killer (Stone Cold Steve Austin) gets the electric chair, only to come back as a ghost that can kill through television waves or some *beep* like that.
- CreatorJoseph BarberaWilliam HannaStarsGeorge O'HanlonJanet WaldoMel BlancThe misadventures of a futuristic family.Will Smith has played many white roles in the past, but now him and his entire family will star as the Jetsons. Judy now...flips her hair back and Elroy does karate and Astro, well he's black too. George (Will Smith), now is a performer that's being put under pressure from his agent, Mr. Spacely (Cedric the Entertainer) to make a new hit song.
- CreatorRod SerlingStarsRod SerlingRobert McCordJay OverholtsOrdinary people find themselves in extraordinarily astounding situations, which they each try to solve in a remarkable manner.Michael Bay is "really" one of the directors that might helm the new movie. In his version, a man wakes up in a strange world where things are blowing up all around him as he runs and screams in slow motion.
- DirectorWes CravenStarsNeve CampbellCourteney CoxDavid ArquetteA year after the murder of her mother, a teenage girl is terrorized by a masked killer who targets her and her friends by using scary movies as part of a deadly game.Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson might be making more sequels, but that's not stopping Michael Bay from producing his *beep* remake.
- DirectorAnnabel JankelRocky MortonStarsBob HoskinsJohn LeguizamoDennis HopperTwo Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world.Shia Lebouf and John Turtoro star even though both are Jewish.
- DirectorNeal IsraelStarsErnie Reyes Sr.Rob SchneiderErnie Reyes Jr.Two boys learn from a mysterious warrior that they are the heirs to the throne of Patusan and set out to overthrow the current monarchy.Matthew McConaughey and Jackie Chan star in this Brett Ratner remake.
- DirectorVictor FlemingGeorge CukorSam WoodStarsClark GableVivien LeighThomas MitchellA sheltered and manipulative Southern belle and a roguish profiteer face off in a turbulent romance as the society around them crumbles with the end of slavery and is rebuilt during the Civil War and Reconstruction periods.The original was a long movie, a classic but a long movie; Michael Bay can make long movies, not good long movies, but long movies never-less. But his version will have explosions and be in 3-D. Oh and star Shia Lebouf and Megan Fox.
- CreatorJames L. BrooksStan DanielsDavid DavisStarsJudd HirschJeff ConawayDanny DeVitoThe staff of a New York City taxicab company go about their job while they dream of greater things.Martin Scorsese directs this gritty and violent remake of the Taxi television series.
- DirectorRon HowardStarsVal KilmerJoanne WhalleyWarwick DavisA young farmer is chosen to undertake a perilous journey in order to protect a special baby from an evil queen.The original had high expectations due to George Lucas and Ron Howard teaming up, but how about now with Uwe Boll and McG teaming up for the remake ?
- DirectorWalter MurchStarsFairuza BalkNicol WilliamsonJean MarshDorothy, saved from a psychiatric experiment by a mysterious girl, is somehow called back to Oz when a vain witch and the Nome King destroy everything that makes the magical land beautiful.Did you ever think the film wasn't violent enough, despite there being a witch that steals the heads of other women ? If you thought so, Rob Zombie agrees with you. Sheri Moon stars as the witch who's after Dorothy's (Miranda Cosgrove) head.
- DirectorJack SholderStarsRobert EnglundMark PattonKim MyersA teenage boy is haunted in his dreams by deceased child murderer Freddy Krueger, who is out to possess him in order to continue his reign of terror in the real world.If we get a Nightmare on Elm Street sequel, since Michael Bay's remakes aren't creative at all, I'm sure it will be a shot by shot remake of this horrible movie!!! I mean, Freddy rips through the same guys body through-out the film to enter the real world, yet the guy survives it each time....
- DirectorThomas J. WrightStarsHulk HoganJoan SeveranceKurt FullerA TV-network boss pits a wrestler called Zeus against a wrestler called Rip in a wrestling match.John Cena and his colorful but ugly shirts stars in this remake of the 1989 classic....lol.
- DirectorBurt KennedyStarsHulk HoganChristopher LloydShelley DuvallAn interstellar hero from a distant world visits Earth, and tries to fit in with a mundane, yet kind, suburban family.John Cena is trying so hard to be the next Hogan that the WWE is remaking all of Hogan's movie, but now starring John Cena. The Undertaker will reprise his Oscar winning, best supporting actor role as an alien bounty hunter.
- DirectorMichael GottliebStarsHulk HoganSherman HemsleyAfa AnoaiA former professional wrestler is hired to be the bodyguard/nanny for a couple of bratty kids whose inventor father is being stalked by a rival.John Cena poked fun at the Rock for doing the Tooth Fairy, but he was actually jealous and will try to out do the Rock by wearing even less of a manly out-fit in this remake of the classic....Mr. Nanny.
- DirectorPaul FlahertyStarsMartin ShortCharles GrodinMary SteenburgenA bratty 10-year-old boy is obsessed with visiting a dinosaur-themed amusement park. His uptight uncle takes the wily tyke in for a week, and barely lives to regret it.In this remake of the film where Martin Short played a little kid, Adam Sandler stars as Clifford, a kid who causes mischief everywhere he goes. I smell an Oscar for Sandler..
- CreatorGlen A. LarsonStarsDavid HasselhoffEdward MulhareRichard BasehartA lone crimefighter battles the forces of evil with the help of a virtually indestructible and artificially intelligent supercar.Ashton Kutcher shows off his acting ability by...being out acted by a talking car.
- DirectorRichard GreenbergStarsFred SavageHowie MandelDaniel SternA boy discovers an incredible and gruesome world of monsters under his bed.A little kid becomes best friends with a foul mouthed monster (Danny Mcbribe) that lives under his bed.
- DirectorMichael Caton-JonesStarsSharon StoneDavid MorrisseyDavid ThewlisNovelist Catherine Tramell is once again in trouble with the law, and Scotland Yard appoints psychiatrist Dr. Michael Glass to evaluate her. Though, like Detective Nick Curran before him, Glass is entranced by Tramell and lured into a seductive game.20 years after Betty White was in the remake of Basic Instinct, she's back and still alive and still looks good naked in 3D.
- CreatorChris ThompsonRobert L. BoyettThomas L. MillerStarsTom HanksPeter ScolariDonna DixonTwo young single ad men must disguise themselves as women to live in the one apartment they can afford.Colin Hanks and Josh Holloway (Lost) ?
- CreatorTom PatchettPaul FuscoStarsMihaly 'Michu' MeszarosPaul FuscoMax WrightWhen an ugly creature, who loves eating cats, crash-lands into the Tanner family's garage, they treat him as a guest and allow him to live with them as he comments on the stupidity of mankind.A wisecracking alien takes a family hostage and... eats them all....the end.
- CreatorHoward LeedsStarsRichard ChristieMarla PenningtonJerry SupiranThe zany adventures of a suburban family, their next-door neighbors, and an innovative robot designed to look like a human child.A robot maid goes crazy and starts killing the family she was made to serve.
- CreatorDonald R. BoyleGlen A. LarsonStarsSimon MacCorkindaleMelody AndersonReni SantoniA suave and elegant university professor, who can shape-shift into any animal, fights crime along with a female New York detective and his right-hand man.Never seen this, I'm lucky I guess.
- DirectorRichard BenjaminStarsDan AykroydKim BasingerJon LovitzA creature from another planet tries to seduce a shy Earth physicist to gain control over his researches. The result of this important mission much exceeded her expectations.Cameron Diaz and Kevin James star.
- DirectorEdward D. Wood Jr.StarsGregory WalcottTom KeeneMona McKinnonEvil aliens attack Earth and set their terrible "Plan 9" into action. As the aliens resurrect the dead of the Earth, the lives of the living are in danger.Roland Emmerich's masterpiece ?
- DirectorJonathan LynnStarsEric IdleRobbie ColtraneCamille Coduri2 criminals want out but their boss kills those leaving. When the men are ordered to rob the triad, they keep the money and hide from the boss, triad and police at a convent, dressed as nuns.Jonah Hill and Michael Cera star.
- DirectorMichael CooneyStarsScott MacDonaldChristopher AllportStephen MendelAfter an accident that left murderer Jack Frost dead in genetic material the vengeful killer returns as a murderous snowman to exact his revenge on the man who sent him to be executedIt's crap like this that Rob Zombie should be allowed to remake, he ruined Halloween!! Rob Zombie's Jack Frost I'd actually pay to see lol.
- DirectorFr3deR1cK TaylorStarsReggie RegSenator Barack Obama talks candidly about his politics, answers questions from his supporters, and discovers a new branch in his family tree.Will Smith stars in this bio-pic by Oliver Stone.
- DirectorSiddiq BarmakStarsMarina GolbahariZubaida SaharKhwaja NaderAfter the rise of the Taliban in Afghanistan and the restriction of women in public life, a pre-teen girl is forced to masquerade as a boy in order to find work to support her mother and grandmother.Leonardo Dicaprio is always good in a bio-pic but now he has his work cut out for him as America's most hated enemy Osama-Bin Laden.
- DirectorBobby FarrellyPeter FarrellyStarsCameron DiazMatt DillonBen StillerA man gets a chance to meet up with his dream girl from high school, even though his date with her back then was a complete disaster.Kevin Dillion gave his bad impersonation of his brother Matt in How to Be a Gentleman "the short lived TV series" and he'll do it again in this remake of There's Something About Mary.
- DirectorTrey ParkerStarsTrey ParkerDian BacharRobyn Lynne RaabNaive young Mormon Joe Young is recruited to act in porn movies.Charlie Sheen and some porn-stars that he f'ed star in this remake.
- DirectorWill VintonStarsTim ConnerJohnny CounterfitTwo hosting prehistoric dinosaurs, Rex and Herb, guide you along a typical small town's Christmas choral celebration. There's just one catch, the entire town population is made out of clay. Special guest stars: the California Raisins.Tim Burton gives us his dark and scary version of the California Raisin Christmas special.
- DirectorGarry MarshallStarsSarah Jessica ParkerJessica BielAshton KutcherThe lives of several couples and singles in New York City intertwine over the course of New Year's Eve.Next for Gary Marshall (Valentine's Day) is the romantic comedy...Easter. Followed by Ash Wedsnday and 4/20.
- DirectorRichard DonnerStarsBill MurrayKaren AllenJohn ForsytheA selfish, cynical television executive is haunted by three spirits bearing lessons on Christmas Eve.Judd Apatow's remake starring Seth Rogen "that drinks and smokes weed" as a mean Tv executive visited by 3 ghosts.
- DirectorPeter FaimanStarsPaul HoganLinda KozlowskiJohn MeillonAn American reporter goes to the Australian outback to meet an eccentric crocodile poacher and invites him to New York City.Gerald Butler as a macho brute that kills crocodiles in Australia and then wreaks havoc on NYC by bullying people with his giant knife.
- DirectorRon UnderwoodStarsBilly CrystalJack PalanceDaniel SternOn the verge of turning 40, an unhappy Manhattan yuppie is roped into joining his two friends on a cattle drive in the southwest.Adam Sandler and the rest of the cast from Grownups star.
- DirectorRobert ZemeckisStarsMeryl StreepBruce WillisGoldie HawnWhen a fading actress learns of an immortality treatment, she sees it as a way to outdo her long-time rival.Cher and Dolly Pardon star.
- DirectorJohn CarpenterStarsChristopher ReeveKirstie AlleyLinda KozlowskiA small town's women give birth to unfriendly alien children posing as humans.M. Night S. directs.
- DirectorBeeban KidronStarsWesley SnipesPatrick SwayzeJohn LeguizamoThree drag queens travel cross-country until their car breaks down, leaving them stranded in a small town.Mark Wahlberg, Will Smith and Taylor Lautner star.