Shite Movie Night
'Good-bad' films we’ve insisted on showing people at our twice-annual Shite Movie Nights.
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- DirectorNeil BreenStarsNeil BreenKlara LandratJennifer AutryA computer-scientist/novelist reunites with his childhood friend, hacks into government databases, and faces the dire and fateful consequences of the mystical actions he obtained as a child.Shown first at Shite Movie Night on 11th Nov 17
- DirectorDavid DeCoteauStarsJohnny WhitakerKristine DeBellJustin ConeA sassy feline helps a family resolve its problems.Shown second at Shite Movie Night on 11th Nov 17
- DirectorTommy WiseauStarsTommy WiseauJuliette DanielleGreg SesteroIn San Francisco, an amiable banker's seemingly perfect life is turned upside down when his deceitful fiancée embarks on an affair with his best friend.Shown third at Shite Movie Night on 11th Nov 17
- DirectorDan AykroydStarsChevy ChaseDan AykroydJohn CandyA businessman and his friends are captured by a sadistic judge and his equally odd family in a bizarre mansion in the backwoods.Shown first at Shite Movie Night II: Shite Harder on 13th May 18
- DirectorSimon WestStarsNicolas CageMalin AkermanJosh LucasA former thief frantically searches for his missing daughter, who has been kidnapped and locked in the trunk of a taxi.Shown second at Shite Movie Night II: Shite Harder on 13th May 18
- DirectorFrank D'AngeloStarsPaul AmatoDaniel BaldwinJason BlickerA story about a family man's fall from grace through a series of downward spiraling events beyond his control. With his life turned upside down, he hooks up with the wrong people and things take a turn for the worst with almost no way out.Shown third at Shite Movie Night II: Shite Harder on 13th May 18
- DirectorNeil BreenStarsNeil BreenLaura HaleMike BradyThe controversial story of a lone genius who closes down the Las Vegas Strip... The goverment can't stop him. As he reunites with his dead girlfriend each night.Shown fourth at Shite Movie Night II: Shite Harder on 13th May 18
- DirectorDean DevlinStarsGerard ButlerJim SturgessAbbie CornishWhen the network of satellites designed to control the global climate starts to attack Earth, it's a race against the clock for its creator to uncover the real threat before a worldwide Geostorm wipes out everything and everyone.Shown first at Shite Movie Night III: The Dark Shite Rises on 6th Oct 18
- DirectorLawrence KasanoffStarsHilary DuffHaylie DuffCharlie SheenThe evil Brand X joins a supermarket that becomes a city after closing time.Shown second at Shite Movie Night III: The Dark Shite Rises on 6th Oct 18
- DirectorNeil BreenStarsNeil BreenViadKathy CorpusA messianic entity from the future travels to modern-day earth to wipe out 300,000,000 "bad people" and usher in a new era of peace.Shown third at Shite Movie Night III: The Dark Shite Rises on 6th Oct 18
- DirectorJoseph J. LawsonStarsDominique SwainJake BuseyJoshua Michael AllenResearchers in Antarctica are abducted and dragged underground by a team of Nazi survivors planning the revival of the Third Reich.Shown fourth at Shite Movie Night III: The Dark Shite Rises on 6th Oct 18
- DirectorDarren DoaneStarsKirk CameronDarren DoaneBridgette CameronHis annual Christmas party faltering thanks to his cynical brother-in-law, former Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron attempts to save the day by showing him that Jesus Christ remains a crucial component of the over-commercialized holiday..Shown first at Shitemas on 15th Dec 18
- DirectorJohn WhitesellStarsMatthew BroderickDanny DeVitoKristin ChenowethTwo neighbors have it out after one of them decorates his house for the holidays so brightly that it can be seen from space.Shown second at Shitemas on 15th Dec 18
- DirectorSteve BinderDavid AcombaStarsMickey MortonPatty MaloneyPaul GaleChewbacca and Han Solo try to get to the Wookiee homeworld of Kashyyyk to celebrate Life Day, but are impeded by an Imperial blockade. Chewie's family passes the time with various forms of entertainment.Shown third at Shitemas on 15th Dec 18
- DirectorNicholas WebsterStarsJohn CallLeonard HicksVincent BeckThe Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.Shown fourth at Shitemas on 15th Dec 18
- DirectorFrancis MegahyStarsPierce BrosnanRay McAnallyAlison DoodyAn Irish tough-guy debt collector is asked by his local community to help rid the town of developers bent on building a chemical plant on the outskirts of town. The developers are ruthless and have sent their heavies into town to keep the locals quiet.Shown first at Shite Movie Night IV: The Kingdom of the Crystal Shite on 13th Apr 19
- DirectorFrank D'AngeloStarsVittorio AltomareArmand AssanteDaniel BaldwinEqual parts Goodfellas (1990) and From Dusk Till Dawn (1996). Reputed mobster Sonny Trafficante was hoping to get away to the family hunting lodge for a little rest and relaxation and create some memories. Instead, what he got was a night he will never forget.Shown second at Shite Movie Night IV: The Kingdom of the Crystal Shite on 13th Apr 19
- DirectorSascha HartmannStarsFord KiernanGreg HemphillAlana GrayA retired veterinarian living in a remote Scottish village encounters a goat who thinks he's a dog, an Admiral who's afraid of the water, and a beaver who was raised by rabbits.Shown third at Shite Movie Night IV: The Kingdom of the Crystal Shite on 13th Apr 19
- DirectorNeil BreenStarsNeil BreenJoy SennElizabeth SekoraDisappointed by its creation, the almighty being that created Man arrives on Earth in a human form and interacts with various troubled, wicked and sinful people on his journey to Vegas.Shown fourth at Shite Movie Night IV: The Kingdom of the Crystal Shite on 13th Apr 19
- DirectorDavid SandbergStarsDavid SandbergJorma TacconeSteven ChewIn 1985, Kung Fury, the toughest martial artist cop in Miami, goes back in time to kill the worst criminal of all time - Kung Führer, a.k.a. Adolf Hitler.Shown fifth (bonus) at Shite Movie Night IV: The Kingdom of the Crystal Shite on 13th Apr 19
- DirectorSteven KnightStarsMatthew McConaugheyAnne HathawayDiane LaneA fishing boat captain juggles facing his mysterious past and finding himself ensnared in a reality where nothing is what it seems.Shown first at Shite Movie Night V: The Empire Shites Back on 26th Oct 19
- DirectorNeil BreenStarsNeil BreenSara MerittSiohbon Chevy EbrahimiIdentical twin brothers become hybrid A.I. (artificial intelligence), entities, yet are torn in different directions to achieve justice for humanity.Shown second at Shite Movie Night V: The Empire Shites Back on 26th Oct 19
- DirectorRoger ChristianStarsJohn TravoltaForest WhitakerBarry PepperIt's the year 3000 A.D., and the Earth is lost to the alien race of Psychlos. Humanity is enslaved by these gold-thirsty tyrants, who are unaware that their 'man-animals' are about to ignite the rebellion of a lifetime.Shown third at Shite Movie Night V: The Empire Shites Back on 26th Oct 19
- DirectorJohn De BelloStarsDavid MillerGeorge WilsonSharon TaylorA group of scientists band together to save the world from mutated killer tomatoes.Shown fourth at Shite Movie Night V: The Empire Shites Back on 26th Oct 19
- DirectorAnthony C. FerranteStarsIan ZieringTara ReidJohn HeardWhen a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace.Shown fifth (bonus) at Shite Movie Night V: The Empire Shites Back on 26th Oct 19
- DirectorTom HooperStarsJames CordenJudi DenchJason DeruloA tribe of cats called the Jellicles must decide yearly which one will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and come back to a new Jellicle life.Shown first at Shite Movie Night VI: Harry Potter and the Half-Shite Prince on 24th Jul 21
- DirectorVic ArmstrongStarsNicolas CageLea ThompsonCassi ThomsonA small group of survivors is left behind after millions of people suddenly vanish and the world is plunged into chaos and destruction.Shown second at Shite Movie Night VI: Harry Potter and the Half-Shite Prince on 24th Jul 21
- DirectorTeddy PageStarsRichard HarrisonMike MontyJim GainesAn ordinary man becomes a vigilante and wages a one-man war against crime.Shown third at Shite Movie Night VI: Harry Potter and the Half-Shite Prince on 24th Jul 21
- DirectorBrendan SteereStarsGregory James CohanGeorge SchewnzerJanice YoungAfter losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.Shown fourth at Shite Movie Night VI: Harry Potter and the Half-Shite Prince on 24th Jul 21
- DirectorDavid SandbergStarsDavid SandbergJorma TacconeSteven ChewIn 1985, Kung Fury, the toughest martial artist cop in Miami, goes back in time to kill the worst criminal of all time - Kung Führer, a.k.a. Adolf Hitler.Shown fifth (bonus) at Shite Movie Night VI: Harry Potter and the Half-Shite Prince on 24th Jul 21
- DirectorJohn BoormanStarsSean ConneryCharlotte RamplingSara KestelmanIn the late 23rd century, a savage trained only to kill finds a way into the community of bored immortals that alone preserves humanity's achievements.Shown first at Shite Movie Night VII: Rise of the Planet of the Shite on 20th Nov 21
- DirectorTom WalshStarsMelissa LeoMaggie WheelerJoey D. VieiraFamily inherits an old house and to their surprise, finds the home filled with wonderful colorful creatures that brings the family together.Shown second at Shite Movie Night VII: Rise of the Planet of the Shite on 20th Nov 21
- DirectorM. Night ShyamalanStarsMark WahlbergZooey DeschanelJohn LeguizamoA science teacher, his wife, and a young girl struggle to survive a plague that causes those infected to commit suicide.Shown third at Shite Movie Night VII: Rise of the Planet of the Shite on 20th Nov 21
- DirectorEdward D. Wood Jr.StarsGregory WalcottTom KeeneMona McKinnonEvil aliens attack Earth and set their terrible "Plan 9" into action. As the aliens resurrect the dead of the Earth, the lives of the living are in danger.Shown fourth at Shite Movie Night VII: Rise of the Planet of the Shite on 20th Nov 21
- DirectorFen TianStarsGloria Winship AyonShane AyonJana CampLove takes a furry twist in this slice of romantic comedy. A young woman falls for a stray dog with a secret: by night, it becomes a man. Follow the journey of the golden retriever and the friend who gives him a home.Shown fifth (bonus) at Shite Movie Night VII: Rise of the Planet of the Shite on 20th Nov 21
- DirectorAnnabel JankelRocky MortonStarsBob HoskinsJohn LeguizamoDennis HopperTwo Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world.Shown first at Shite Movie Night VIII: The Curse of the Pink Shite on 12th Nov 22
- DirectorRon ThorntonStarsJerry O'ConnellDick Van DykeJa RuleFenn the Troll hates the Troll pastime of pranking, and is teased so much for it that he runs away. But when a long-suffering park ranger starts capturing the other Trolls, it's up to Fenn to rescue his family and friends.Shown second at Shite Movie Night VIII: The Curse of the Pink Shite on 12th Nov 22
- DirectorCorbin BernsenStarsLacey ChabertJonathan Patrick MooreSaidah Arrika EkulonaA marketing executive tries to find Mr. Right on a Christian dating website. When impressing her dream guy ends in disaster, Gwyneth gets in touch with her spiritual side.Shown third at Shite Movie Night VIII: The Curse of the Pink Shite on 12th Nov 22
- DirectorFred F. SearsStarsJeff MorrowMara CordayMorris AnkrumGlobal panic ensues when it is revealed that a mysterious UFO is actually a giant bird that flies at supersonic speed and has no regard for life or architecture.Shown fourth at Shite Movie Night VIII: The Curse of the Pink Shite on 12th Nov 22
- DirectorJames NguyenStarsAlan BaghWhitney MooreTippi HedrenA horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. As the death toll rises, two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?Shown fifth (bonus) at Shite Movie Night VIII: The Curse of the Pink Shite on 12th Nov 22
- DirectorSidney J. FurieStarsChristopher ReeveGene HackmanMargot KidderThe Man of Steel crusades for nuclear disarmament and meets Lex Luthor's latest creation, Nuclear Man.Shown first at Shite Movie Night IX: The Winter Shite on 11th Mar 23
- DirectorRoland EmmerichStarsHalle BerryPatrick WilsonJohn BradleyA mysterious force knocks the moon from its orbit and sends it hurtling on a collision course toward earth.Shown second at Shite Movie Night IX: The Winter Shite on 11th Mar 23
- DirectorMike DisaStarsStephen ManganJim BroadbentRupert GrintA veteran postman finds his beliefs challenged after he enters a TV talent show competition.Shown third at Shite Movie Night IX: The Winter Shite on 11th Mar 23
- DirectorGreydon ClarkStarsGeorge KennedyAlex CordClu GulagerA cat infected with a genetically engineered virus escapes from a lab and goes on a killing spree, finding its way onboard a shady businessman's yacht loaded with young guests.Shown fourth at Shite Movie Night IX: The Winter Shite on 11th Mar 23
- DirectorTom GreenStarsTom GreenRip TornMarisa CoughlanAn unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy.Shown first at Shite Movie Night X: Shite X on 26th Nov 23
- DirectorRoger SpottiswoodeStarsSylvester StalloneEstelle GettyJoBeth WilliamsA tough police sergeant's overbearing mother comes to visit him and begins to meddle in his life and career.Shown second at Shite Movie Night X: Shite X on 26th Nov 23
- DirectorJim LionStarsGail ArcherChaim DauermannJonathan DauermannA riveting tale filled with many moments of happiness and pain, Joshua and the Promised Land is an amazing story retelling the events of the Old Testament. Joshua Carter is introduced to his guardian angel, Christopher Andrew Eugene Bozioni, and soon is thrown (literally) into the real Joshua's life. The journey goes from traveling the parted Red Sea to trusting God to help them destroy the sinners in the path. Joshua and Chris become friends and as they travel alongside Moses to find their promised land, they leave behind many memories and moments of triumph. This is a beautiful movie filled with much diversity that you will not regret watching.Shown third at Shite Movie Night X: Shite X on 26th Nov 23
- DirectorStewart RaffillStarsChristine EbersoleJonathan WardTina CasparyAn alien trying to escape from NASA is befriended by a wheelchair-bound boy.Shown fourth at Shite Movie Night X: Shite X on 26th Nov 23
- DirectorBarry SonnenfeldStarsKevin SpaceyJennifer GarnerRobbie AmellA stuffy businessman finds himself trapped inside the body of his family's cat.Virtual SMN on 28th Mar 20
- DirectorRoland EmmerichStarsChanning TatumJamie FoxxMaggie GyllenhaalWhile on a tour of the White House with his young daughter, a Capitol policeman springs into action to save his child and protect the president from a heavily armed group of paramilitary invaders.Virtual SMN on 10th Apr 20
- DirectorFred WolfStarsAnna FarisColin HanksEmma StoneAfter Playboy bunny Shelley is kicked out of the Playboy Mansion, she finds a job as the house mother for a sorority full of socially awkward girls.Virtual SMN on 25th Apr 20
- DirectorLana WachowskiLilly WachowskiStarsChanning TatumMila KunisEddie RedmayneA young woman discovers her destiny as an heiress of intergalactic nobility and must fight to protect the inhabitants of Earth from an ancient and destructive industry.Virtual SMN on 2nd May 20
- DirectorRowdy HerringtonStarsPatrick SwayzeKelly LynchSam ElliottA bouncer hired to clean up the baddest honkytonk in a Missouri town. Armed with a black belt in karate and a degree in philosophy, Patrick Swayze sets out to tame the Double Deuce for its owner.Virtual SMN on 28th Jun 20
- DirectorRoland EmmerichStarsJohn CusackThandiwe NewtonChiwetel EjioforA frustrated writer struggles to keep his family alive when a series of global catastrophes threatens to annihilate mankind.Virtual SMN on 11th Jul 20
- DirectorFred DekkerStarsRobert John BurkeNancy AllenMario MachadoRobocop saves the day once more. This time the half man/half robot takes on ruthless developers who want to evict some people on "their" land.Virtual SMN on 22nd Aug 20
- DirectorTeddy PageStarsRichard HarrisonBruce BaronGwendolyn HungA weapons expert is sent to Vietnam to demonstrate a new weapon he has just invented, but he is captured during a Viet Cong attack and imprisoned in a POW camp. He is rescued not long afterwards, but when he returns home he finds that his wife has been kidnapped and he is being set up for a string of crimes that he did not commit. He determines to find out what's going on and who is behind it.Virtual SMN on 7th May 21
- DirectorAndrew LawrenceStarsAdam CopelandKelsey GrammerThomas JaneA professional thief with $40 million in debt and his family's life on the line must commit one final heist - rob a futuristic airborne casino filled with the world's most dangerous criminals.Virtual SMN on 3rd Apr 21
- DirectorBernie RaoStarsJed BrophyJordan RiversPiimio MeiA killer reclining chair becomes enchanted by a girl and starts committing crimes of passion.Virtual SMN on 3rd Apr 21