Funniest Eddie Murphy Quote
It's been 22 years since Eddie Murphy cleaned up the streets as Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop III (1994), but fans of the foul-mouth Detroit police detective finally get their next sequel in 2018.
Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F (2024) will be directed by up-and-coming Belgian writer-director duo Adil El Arbi and Bilall Fallah, winners of the Toronto Film Festival in 2015 for their all-black gangsta drama Black (2015). However, this will be their first action-comedy. The producer is Jerry Bruckheimer.
Which of the following Eddie Murphy quotes (*) do you think is the funniest?
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(*) Warning: some quotes are R-rated
Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F (2024) will be directed by up-and-coming Belgian writer-director duo Adil El Arbi and Bilall Fallah, winners of the Toronto Film Festival in 2015 for their all-black gangsta drama Black (2015). However, this will be their first action-comedy. The producer is Jerry Bruckheimer.
Which of the following Eddie Murphy quotes (*) do you think is the funniest?
Discuss the list here
(*) Warning: some quotes are R-rated
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- DirectorWalter HillStarsNick NolteEddie MurphyAnnette O'TooleA hard-nosed cop reluctantly teams up with a wise-cracking criminal temporarily paroled to him in order to track down a killer.Eddie Murphy (Reggie): Jack... Tell me a story.
Nick Nolte (Jack): F##k you!
Eddie Murphy (Reggie): Oh, that's one of my favorites. - DirectorJohn LandisStarsEddie MurphyDan AykroydRalph BellamyA snobbish investor and a wily street con artist find their positions reversed as part of a bet by two callous millionaires.[Sitting in a jacuzzi]
Eddie Murphy (Billy Ray): [after demonstrating some fake karate moves] That's called the "quart of blood" technique. You do that, a quart of blood will drop out of a man's body. - DirectorMartin BrestStarsEddie MurphyJudge ReinholdJohn AshtonA freewheeling Detroit cop pursuing a murder investigation finds himself dealing with the very different culture of Beverly Hills.Eddie Murphy (Axel Foley): I never been in no cell that had a phone in it. Can I stay for a while, 'cause I ordered some pizza.
- DirectorMichael RitchieStarsEddie MurphyJ.L. ReateCharles DanceA private detective specializing in missing children is charged with the task of finding a special child whom dark forces want to eliminate.Eddie Murphy (Chandler Jarrell): So, I gotta go to Tibet, because I'm the Chosen One. Why can't anybody choose me to go to the Bahamas?
- DirectorTony ScottStarsEddie MurphyJudge ReinholdJürgen ProchnowAxel Foley returns to Beverly Hills to help Taggart and Rosewood investigate Chief Bogomil's near-fatal shooting and the series of "alphabet crimes" associated with it.[Axel sees Rosewood with a huge pistol]
Eddie Murphy (Axel Foley): Yo, man! What's that for?
Judge Reinhold (Billy Rosewood): After the shootout at the club, I figured I needed more firepower.
Eddie Murphy (Axel Foley): Yo man, we gotta talk, seriously. Who do you think you are, Clint Eastwood? Dirty Rosewood? - DirectorJohn LandisStarsEddie MurphyPaul BatesGarcelle BeauvaisAn extremely pampered African prince travels to Queens, New York and goes undercover to find a wife that he can respect for her intelligence and strong will.[interrupts the end credits]
Eddie Murphy (Saul): Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait, stop right there. Listen. Stop right there a minute. A man goes into a restaurant. You listenin'? A man goes into a restaurant. He sits down, he's havin' a bowl of soup. He says to the waiter; "Waiter, come taste the soup." Waiter says; "Is there something wrong with the soup?" He says; "Taste the soup." He says; "Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot?" He says; "Will you taste the soup?", "What's wrong is the soup to cold?", "Will you just taste the soup?", "All right, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?", "Ah-ha!"
[chuckles] - DirectorJohn LandisStarsEddie MurphyJon TenneyJoey TravoltaAxel Foley, while investigating a car theft ring, comes across something much bigger than that: the same men who killed his boss are running a counterfeit money ring out of a theme park in Los Angeles.Jon Tenney (Levine): They got F##kin' machine guns! I thought you said they had no guns!
Eddie Murphy (Axel Foley): They must've changed their world view! - DirectorWes CravenStarsEddie MurphyAngela BassettAllen PayneA Caribbean vampire seduces a Brooklyn police officer who has no idea that she is half-vampire.Kadeem Hardison (Julius Jones): Hey, man, my pops always said the quickest way to a woman's heart - the church.
Eddie Murphy (Maximillian): It's actually through the ribcage, but that's a bit messy. - DirectorTom ShadyacStarsEddie MurphyJada Pinkett SmithJames CoburnGrossly overweight yet good-hearted professor Sherman Klump takes a special chemical that turns him into the slim but obnoxious Buddy Love.Eddie Murphy (Buddy Love): [to Reggie] Ok, fat jokes! You wanna do fat jokes?
Eddie Murphy (Buddy Love): Your mother is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck! - DirectorBetty ThomasStarsEddie MurphyPeter BoyleOssie DavisA doctor discovers that he can communicate with animals.Albert Brooks (Tiger): [John is about to operate on Jake, the tiger] Have you ever done this operation before?
Eddie Murphy (Dr. John Dolittle): Yeah, once in medical school. But it was to a cadaver. But my professor told me I did such a good job that, had my patient not been dead, he would've lived.
Albert Brooks (Tiger): [sarcastically] Very comforting, Doc. - DirectorFrank OzStarsSteve MartinEddie MurphyHeather GrahamWhen a desperate movie producer fails to get a major star for his bargain-basement film, he decides to shoot the film secretly around him.[Bowfinger is interviewing Jiff for his movie]
Steve Martin (Bowfinger): Do you have any experience in motion pictures?
Eddie Murphy (Jiff Ramsey): Uh, well, yeah, quite a bit, actually, I have quite a bit of experience. I'm an active, uh, renter at Blockbuster, and I, um, attend the filmed cinema, uh, as much as possible, weekly, bi-weekly, inter-week-... intermediately. - DirectorAndrew AdamsonVicky JensonStarsMike MyersEddie MurphyCameron DiazA mean lord exiles fairytale creatures to the swamp of a grumpy ogre, who must go on a quest and rescue a princess for the lord in order to get his land back.Eddie Murphy (Donkey): I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin'.
- DirectorAndrew AdamsonKelly AsburyConrad VernonStarsMike MyersEddie MurphyCameron DiazShrek and Fiona travel to the Kingdom of Far Far Away, where Fiona's parents are King and Queen, to celebrate their marriage. When they arrive, they find they are not as welcome as they thought they would be.Eddie Murphy (Donkey): [to Puss] If we ever need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call.
- DirectorBill CondonStarsBeyoncéJamie FoxxEddie MurphyA trio of black female soul singers cross over to the pop charts in the early 1960s, facing their own personal struggles along the way.Anika Noni Rose (Lorrell Robinson): What Does R&B stand for?
Eddie Murphy (James 'Thunder' Early): Rough and Black.