The Worst of 2012
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- DirectorJohn GulagerStarsDanielle PanabakerVing RhamesDavid HasselhoffAfter the events at Lake Victoria, the pre-historic school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into a newly opened waterpark.Gets more and more unwatchable as the movie goes on.
- DirectorHenry JoostAriel SchulmanStarsStephen DunhamKatie FeatherstonMatt ShivelyIt has been five years since the disappearance of Katie and Hunter, and a suburban family witness strange events in their neighborhood when a woman and a mysterious child move in.Boring with yet another unhappy ending.
- DirectorDan BradleyStarsChris HemsworthIsabel LucasJosh HutchersonA group of teenagers look to save their town from an invasion of North Korean soldiers.Exists for no good reason just like any remake, but it should have been more like the original violence wise and ending wise. The only thing it accomplished is making the original look like a good movie.
- DirectorRob CohenStarsTyler PerryMatthew FoxRachel NicholsA homicide detective is pushed to the brink of his moral and physical limits as he tangles with a ferociously skilled hired killer who specializes in torture and pain.Tyler Perry taking Morgan Freeman's place as Alex Cross ?? Plus just simply naming movies Alex Cross, Jack Reacher and Jack Ryan is proof Hollywood has gone lazy. Those characters have plenty of books with actual titles.
- DirectorBrian RobbinsStarsEddie MurphyCliff CurtisKerry WashingtonAfter stretching the truth on a deal with a spiritual guru, literary agent Jack McCall finds a Bodhi tree on his property. Its appearance holds a valuable lesson on the consequences of every word he speaks.Eddie Murphy can't talk and that's the one joke.
- DirectorDavid BrooksStarsAlice EveJosh PeckBrian GeraghtyOn a late night visit to an ATM, three co-workers end up in a desperate fight for their lives when they become trapped by an unknown man.A decent horror film is ruined by one of the worst endings of all time.
Spoiler: the main guy is framed to look like the killer but how when there should be tons and tons of evidence that someone else was there. - DirectorPeter BergStarsAlexander SkarsgårdBrooklyn DeckerLiam NeesonA fleet of ships is forced to do battle with an armada of unknown origins in order to discover and thwart their destructive goals.An under-achiever is forced by his brother to join the navy and before you know it he's in charge of a battleship fighting aliens. Sounds exactly like the board game, I can't wait for Candyland about the war on terror.
- DirectorSean AndersStarsAdam SandlerAndy SambergLeighton MeesterWhile in his teens, Donny fathered a son, Todd, and raised him as a single parent until Todd's 18th birthday. Now Donny resurfaces just before Todd's wedding after years apart, sending the groom-to-be's world crashing down.Sandler with another annoying voice playing a former child celebrity due to the fact that he slept with his hot teacher when he was very young. Another lazy Sandler film with a dumb plot.
- DirectorMark NeveldineBrian TaylorStarsNicolas CageCiarán HindsIdris ElbaJohnny Blaze, tortured by the Ghost Rider's curse, gets a chance of redemption through protecting the Devil's son, whose father is pursuing him.
- DirectorMcGStarsReese WitherspoonChris PineTom HardyC.I.A. operatives wage an epic battle on each other when they discover they are dating the same woman.3 talented actors working with a director that's known for crap, why ?? The movie is dopey, predictable and full of romantic comedy cliches.