I Hope These Movies Are Never Made
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- DirectorJonathan EntwistleStarsJackie ChanMing-Na WenJoshua JacksonPlot under wraps.
- DirectorWill GluckStarsQuvenzhané WallisCameron DiazJamie FoxxA foster kid who lives with her mean foster mom sees her life change when business tycoon and New York City mayoral candidate Will Stacks makes a thinly-veiled campaign move and takes her in.The Honeymooners, Karate Kid, Wild Wild West and now Annie. If I say I don't like it, I'd be called prejudice most likely which is silly. I wouldn't want a white person to play Shaft either.
Another Annie just isn't needed though, white redhead or no white redhead. - A pair of Death Row inmates, a mercenary named Kane and a schizophrenic named Lynch, escape during a prison transport and team up to retrieve a stolen fortune. Based on a video game.If it needs to be made, no Jamie Fox please, Jeff Bridge's or Josh Brolin would own the role. I liked Fox in Django, he should just find more harass roles like that.
Playing a crazy white dude with a beard, he's not my first or last choice. - DirectorEricson CoreStarsEdgar RamírezLuke BraceyRay WinstoneA young FBI agent infiltrates an extraordinary team of extreme sports athletes he suspects of masterminding a string of unprecedented, sophisticated corporate heists.Let us remember the original as a film where the late Patrick Swayze was awesome as a bad dude for once. This just isn't needed, but hey neither was Total Recall.
- DirectorBryce Dallas HowardA child returns after disappearing for over a decade - and the world has aged without him.A childhood favorite with out-dated effects, but the film still works and a remake isn't needed.
- A good movie that was just a little over-rated but way better than the sequel, we don't need a remake though.
- DirectorRupert SandersStarsBill SkarsgårdFKA twigsDanny HustonWhen soulmates Eric and Shelly are brutally murdered, Eric is given the chance to save his true love by sacrificing himself and sets out to seek revenge, traversing the worlds of the living and the dead to put the wrong things right.Brandon Lee was the Crow, sequels weren't needed and neither is a remake.
- StarsKal-El TuckSarah DarkinLisa KudrowTelevision adaptation of Terry Gilliam's 1981 film, Time Bandits, which centers on a young boy who discovers a time-traveling portal in his bedroom.A twisted comedy that just will suck ass without the Terry Gilliam touch.
- TV SeriesJust like the Psycho remake, this will suck.
- DirectorNoble JonesWealthy New York investment banker, Patrick Bateman, lives a twisted secret double life. A remake of the 2000 film based on Bret Easton Ellis' 1991 novel.Why ? Now we're remaking 13 year old films already. Lets remake Being John Malkovich and make it Being Michael Bay when you're at it.
- Kurt Russel is Snake...so *beep* off! This isn't needed.
- Military robot Number 5, hit by lightning, gains self-awareness and consciousness. Fearing reprogramming, he escapes the factory aided by a boy, seeking to prove his sentience to his creator while evading capture.From the director of Alvin and the Chipmunks ? Hell no!
- Hollywood sucks, wait for Patrick Swayze to die....remake all his movies, Whitney Huston died, lets remake her movies as well!
- DirectorWalter HillStarsMichael BeckJames RemarDorsey WrightA street gang known as the Warriors must fight its way from the Bronx to its home turf on Coney Island when its members are falsely accused of assassinating a respected gang leader.Remake
- DirectorTed KotcheffStarsAndrew McCarthyJonathan SilvermanCatherine Mary StewartTwo idiots try to pretend that their murdered employer is really alive, leading the hitman to attempt to track him down to finish him off.Remake, yeah drag around Adam Sandler' s dead body, tired of hearing his annoying voices for his characters.
- The plot is unknown.With Tom Cruise ? Hell no.
- DirectorChad StahelskiStarsHenry CavillAn immortal Scottish swordsman faces off with other immortal warriors in order to obtain a coveted ability.
- DirectorJoe JohnstonStarsRick MoranisMatt FrewerMarcia StrassmanThe scientist father of a teenage girl and boy accidentally shrinks his and two other neighborhood teens to the size of insects. Now the teens must fight diminutive dangers as the father searches for them.Remake
- DirectorBrian LevantThe eighth installment of the 'Police Academy' comedy series.This is the biggest clue that Hollywood screenwriters are dumbasses now.
- Why ?
- DirectorJoe DanteStarsZach GalliganPhoebe CatesHoyt AxtonA young man inadvertently breaks three important rules concerning his new pet and unleashes a horde of malevolently mischievous monsters on a small town.remake, *beep* no!
- DirectorSam Taylor-JohnsonStarsDakota JohnsonJamie DornanJennifer EhleLiterature student Anastasia Steele's life changes forever when she meets handsome, yet tormented, billionaire Christian Grey.
- I wanted this movie for years but with how Scooby Doo and the Smurfs were done by Hollywood, I'm scared how bad this will be.
- DirectorJoseph KosinskiStarsTom CruiseJennifer ConnellyMiles TellerAfter thirty years, Maverick is still pushing the envelope as a top naval aviator, but must confront ghosts of his past when he leads TOP GUN's elite graduates on a mission that demands the ultimate sacrifice from those chosen to fly it.If Ridley Scott does it as a tribute to his late brother, I'd be the first on line. Otherwise, it shouldn't be made.
- The original wasn't as bad as they say, it was harmless and the voice work was well done. But we just don't need a sequel.
- DirectorTravis KnightA young boy on Earth discovers a fabulous secret legacy as the prince of an alien planet, and must recover a magic sword and return home to protect his kingdom.This will probably be way worse than the 1987 film even.
- DirectorJonathan LiebesmanStarsMegan FoxWill ArnettWilliam FichtnerWhen a kingpin threatens New York City, a group of mutated turtle warriors must emerge from the shadows to protect their home.First Michael Bay made the ooze that created the Ninja Turtles extra terrestrial, then he cast Megan Fox as April O'Neill. On top of that the director of Battle Los Angeles is the director.
My advice: Fire everyone involved and start from scratch. - DirectorKelly AsburyStarsDemi LovatoRainn WilsonJoe ManganielloA mysterious map sets Smurfette and her friends Brainy, Clumsy and Hefty on an exciting race through the Forbidden Forest, leading to the discovery of the biggest secret in Smurf history.
- Who the F can replace Al Pacino ?
- DirectorKenny OrtegaMadge flies to Peru for a vacation, and meets alpaca farmer Jorge. While their romance blossoms and the temperature soars in the south American heat, so too does their love for the dance. Now they'll have, the time of their lives.
- Starring Russel Brand ??
- A young man at odds with his society's mandatory death sentence for all those turning 21 plots a daring escape on the eve of his fateful birthday.