Proof Hollywood Ran Out Of Ideas
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- DirectorJosé PadilhaStarsJoel KinnamanGary OldmanMichael KeatonIn 2028 Detroit, when Alex Murphy, a loving husband, father and good cop, is critically injured in the line of duty, the multinational conglomerate OmniCorp sees their chance for a part-man, part-robot police officer.Kind of well made but unnecessary and no way near as good as the original.
- DirectorDarren AronofskyStarsRussell CroweJennifer ConnellyAnthony HopkinsNoah is chosen by God to undertake a momentous mission before an apocalyptic flood cleanses the world.When you can't think of an original idea either have a sequel, prequel or remake or turn to the bible for inspiration for the next blockbuster. Miscast the macho Russel Crowe as Noah, just so Noah is more bad ass now. I like Russel Crowe but from the trailer, he seems to have combined Jor-El and Maximus into one role.
- DirectorLen WisemanStarsColin FarrellBokeem WoodbineBryan CranstonA factory worker, Douglas Quaid, begins to suspect that he is a spy after visiting Rekall - a company that provides its clients with implanted fake memories of a life they would like to have led - goes wrong and he finds himself on the run.Everything I said about Robocop can be said about this.
- DirectorHarald ZwartStarsJackie ChanJaden SmithTaraji P. HensonWork causes a single mother to move to China with her young son; in his new home, the boy embraces kung fu, taught to him by a master.Everything I said about Robocop can be said about this.
- DirectorEricson CoreStarsEdgar RamírezLuke BraceyRay WinstoneA young FBI agent infiltrates an extraordinary team of extreme sports athletes he suspects of masterminding a string of unprecedented, sophisticated corporate heists.They seem to be remaking everything Patrick Swayze did and they didn't wait that long after he died to start. What's next Chris Hemsworth, Taylor Lautner and Tryse Gibson in.....Too Wong Foo ??
- DirectorJosh TrankStarsMiles TellerKate MaraMichael B. JordanFour young outsiders teleport to an alternate and dangerous universe which alters their physical form in shocking ways. The four must learn to harness their new abilities and work together to save Earth from a former friend turned enemy.Being remade, not to out do the original casting wise but just for the hell of it for more money. The casting shows the new director has no idea who the Fantastic Four even are.
From Michael B. Jordan's comment "we'll rush to see it despite not liking the casting", shows they gave the casting no real thought. Thinking we'd see whatever crap they make. Let's prove them wrong and not see it. - StarsZoe SaldanaPatrick J. AdamsCarole BouquetModern 4 hour mini-series adaptation of the classic novel by Ira Levin focusing on young Rosemary Woodhouse's suspicions that her neighbors may belong to a Satanic cult who are hell bent on getting one thing: the baby she is carrying.Even tv ran out of ideas. This just isn't necessary.
- DirectorWill GluckStarsQuvenzhané WallisCameron DiazJamie FoxxA foster kid who lives with her mean foster mom sees her life change when business tycoon and New York City mayoral candidate Will Stacks makes a thinly-veiled campaign move and takes her in.Lets remake it to prove Annie can be an African American and doesn't need to be white with red hair and freckles. Either way, seen one, seen them all.
- DirectorRob LettermanStarsJack BlackEmily BluntJason SegelTravel writer Lemuel Gulliver takes an assignment in Bermuda but ends up on the island of Lilliput, where he towers over its tiny citizens.Don't go by the book, just make it hipper in current times.
- DirectorKenny OrtegaMadge flies to Peru for a vacation, and meets alpaca farmer Jorge. While their romance blossoms and the temperature soars in the south American heat, so too does their love for the dance. Now they'll have, the time of their lives.Never saw the original but with how women were crazy about the original, they probably won't rush to see this.
- DirectorGus Van SantStarsVince VaughnAnne HecheJulianne MooreA young female embezzler arrives at the Bates Motel, which has terrible secrets of its own.
- DirectorDan BradleyStarsChris HemsworthIsabel LucasJosh HutchersonA group of teenagers look to save their town from an invasion of North Korean soldiers.