Hoe's Up, G's Down (Movie List)
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- DirectorSatoru OguraA duo of guys capture and brutally torture a young girl to the point of piercing her retina.Watched December 19th 2014
Rating: Hoe's Up! 3.5 out of 5.
Cool, DIY. - DirectorHideshi HinoStarsHiroshi TamuraKirara YûgaoAnja BlagojevicLate at night, a woman is kidnapped by an unknown assailant and taken back to his blood-spattered dungeon, where he turns her into a "flower of blood and flesh" through a series of dismemberment and evisceration.Watched December 19th 2014
Rating: Hoe's Up! 3.5 out of 5.
Ouch, NI. - DirectorAndrea ArnoldStarsKatie JarvisMichael FassbenderKierston WareingEverything changes for 15-year-old Mia when her mum brings home a new boyfriend.Watched December 22nd 2014.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.6 out of 5.
The piss, LOL. - DirectorLynne RamsayStarsTommy FlanaganMandy MatthewsWilliam EadieA naïve young lad navigates the dirty squalid streets of 1973 Glasgow and the poor youth around him.Watched December 22nd 2014.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.8 out of 5.
Great, FML. - DirectorJean EustacheStarsJean-Pierre LéaudGérard ZimmermannHenri MartinezDaniel needs some money to buy a duffle coat that is in fashion, so he agrees to work for a photographer by dressing up as Santa Claus. He discovers that it is much easier to meet girls when he is in his costume.Watched December 24th 2014.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.3 out of 5.
France '69, YUTE. - DirectorPaul Thomas AndersonStarsJoaquin PhoenixJosh BrolinOwen WilsonIn 1970, drug-fueled Los Angeles private investigator Larry "Doc" Sportello investigates the disappearance of a former girlfriend.Watched December 26th 2014.
Rating: G's Down. 2.5 out of 5.
Contrived, TBT. (I was tired) - DirectorRené LalouxStarsBarry BostwickJennifer DrakeEric BauginOn a faraway planet where blue giants rule, oppressed humanoids rebel against their machine-like leaders.Watched December 28th 2014.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 4 out of 5.
Super Duper, H2G. - DirectorJane CampionStarsGeneviève LemonKaren ColstonTom LycosAn introspective young woman's life is upturned by the arrival of her maladjusted sister.Watched December 29th 2014
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.7 out of 5.
Steller, HMU. - DirectorNobuhiko ÔbayashiStarsKimiko IkegamiMiki JinboKumiko ÔbaA schoolgirl and six of her classmates travel to her aunt's country home, which turns out to be haunted.Watched December 30th 2014.
Rating: Hoe's up. 4.7 out of 5.
Awesome, GRX. - DirectorMathieu KassovitzStarsVincent CasselHubert KoundéSaïd Taghmaoui24 hours in the lives of three young men in the French suburbs the day after a violent riot.Watched December 30th 2014.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 4.5 out of 5.
Amazing, FHO. - DirectorLucrecia MartelStarsMercedes MoránGraciela BorgesMartín AdjemiánThe life of two women and their families in a small provincial town of Salta, Argentina.Watched December 31st 2014.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.6 out of 5.
Stressin', SA. - DirectorAbbas KiarostamiStarsHomayoun ErshadiAbdolhosein BagheriAfshin Khorshid BakhtiariAn Iranian man drives his car in search of someone who will quietly bury him under a cherry tree after he commits suicide.Watched January 1st 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 4.3 out of 5.
Amazing, S4S. - DirectorTerry GilliamStarsBruce WillisMadeleine StoweBrad PittIn a future world devastated by disease, a convict is sent back in time to gather information about the man-made virus that wiped out most of the human population on the planet.Watched January 2nd 2015.
Rating: G's Down. 2.6 out of 5.
Pointless, SMH. - DirectorAlex CoxStarsHarry Dean StantonEmilio EstevezTracey WalterA young punk, recruited by a car repo agency, finds himself in pursuit of a Chevrolet Malibu with a huge, $20,000 bounty--and something otherworldly stashed in its trunk.Watched January 5th 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.2 out of 5.
Estevez, Y2K. - DirectorBong Joon HoStarsChris EvansJamie BellTilda SwintonIn a future where a failed climate change experiment has killed all life except for the survivors who boarded the Snowpiercer (a train that travels around the globe), a new class system emerges.Watched January 7th 2015.
Rating: G's Down. 2.5 out of 5.
Fun N Dumb, FLBP. - DirectorLouis MalleStarsLea MassariBenoît FerreuxDaniel GélinAs France is nearing the end of the first Indochina War, an open-minded teenage boy finds himself torn between a rebellious urge to discover love, and the ever-present, almost dominating affection of his beloved mother.Watched January 9th 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 4.2 out of 5.
Spectacular, MA. - DirectorKore-eda HirokazuStarsYûya YagiraAyu KitauraHiei KimuraIn a small Tokyo apartment, twelve-year-old Akira must care for his younger siblings after their mother leaves them and shows no sign of returning.Watched January 15th 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.9 out of 5.
Sadly perfecto, SAF. - DirectorRobert BressonStarsFrançois LeterrierCharles Le ClaincheMaurice BeerblockA captured French Resistance fighter during World War II engineers a daunting escape from a German prison in France.Watched January 17th 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.7 out of 5.
Dope, PCE. - DirectorAdam WingardStarsSharni VinsonJoe SwanbergAJ BowenWhen the Davison family comes under attack during their wedding anniversary getaway, the gang of mysterious killers soon learns that one of the victims harbors a secret talent for fighting back.Watched January 18th 2015.
Rating: G's Down. 2.8 out of 5.
Funoror, TAE. - DirectorBryan BertinoStarsAlexandra LydonTodd StashwickAudrey Marie AndersonA couple are given a camera and a set of instructions which they must follow or else someone will die.Watched January 18th 2015.
Rating: G's Down. 2.0 out of 5.
Dumb, L8TR. - DirectorJennifer KentStarsEssie DavisNoah WisemanDaniel HenshallA single mother and her child fall into a deep well of paranoia when an eerie children's book titled "Mister Babadook" manifests in their home.Watched January 18th 2015.
Rating: G's Down. 2.5 out of 5.
Looks Good, Isn't Good, BANJAX. - DirectorVirginie DespentesCoralie Trinh ThiStarsRaffaëla AndersonKaren LancaumeCéline BeugnotTwo young women, marginalised by society, go on a destructive tour of sex and violence. Breaking norms and killing men - and shattering the complacency of polite cinema audiences.Watched January 19th 2015.
Rating: G's Down. 2.6 out 5.
Killers on video, MOE. - DirectorClaire DenisStarsVincent GalloTricia VesseyBéatrice DalleTwo American newlyweds in Paris experience a love so strong, it almost devours them.Watched January 20th 2015.
Rating: G's Down. 2.0 out of 5.
Boring Blood, POZ. - DirectorLouis MalleStarsCatherine DemongeotPhilippe NoiretHubert DeschampsWith her mother away for the weekend, a brash and precocious ten-year-old country girl sets out to explore Paris during a Métro strike under her uncle's not-so-watchful eye. But can a little girl cause so much chaos in the city centre?Watched January 23rd 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.7 out of 5.
Strange, But Great. ZECH. - DirectorJim JarmuschStarsWinona RyderGena RowlandsLisanne FalkAn anthology of 5 different cab drivers in 5 American and European cities and their remarkable fares on the same eventful night.Watched January 23rd 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.3 out of 5.
Some Good Some Bad, YGTI. - DirectorPatty JenkinsStarsCharlize TheronChristina RicciBruce DernBased on the life of Aileen Wuornos, a Daytona Beach prostitute who became a serial killer.Watched January 24th 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.6 out of 5.
Pretty Good, INCYDK. - DirectorFabrice du WelzStarsLaurent LucasBrigitte LahaieGigi CoursignyMarc, a traveling entertainer, is on his way home for Christmas when his van breaks down in the middle of a jerkwater town with some strange inhabitants.Watched January 28th 2015.
Rating: G's Up. 2.0 out of 5.
Dumb, IDC. - DirectorSatoshi KonStarsJunko IwaoRica MatsumotoShinpachi TsujiA pop singer gives up her career to become an actress, but she slowly goes insane when she starts being stalked by an obsessed fan and what seems to be a ghost of her past.Watched January 28th 2015.
Rating: Hoe's up. 3.7 out of 5.
Interesting + Gouda. P/X. - DirectorFrank PavichStarsAlejandro JodorowskyMichel SeydouxH.R. GigerThe story of cult film director Alejandro Jodorowsky's ambitious but ultimately doomed film adaptation of the seminal science fiction novel.Watched January 30th 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.2 out of 5.
Enjoyable most of the time, J2LYK. - DirectorJeff LiebermanStarsAlexander BrickelKatheryn WinnickStephen GrahamA naive young boy unknowingly becomes the pawn of a serial killer.Watched January 31st 2015.
Rating: G's Down. 2.9 out of 5.
Funny but Argh. S&D. - DirectorScott SpiegelStarsKip PardueBrian HallisayJohn HensleyFour men attending a bachelor party in Las Vegas fall prey to the Elite Hunting Club, who are hosting a gruesome game show of torture.Watched February 1st 2015.
Rating: G's Down. 2.0 out of 5.
Hardly Any Gore. H/O. - DirectorDan GilroyStarsJake GyllenhaalRene RussoBill PaxtonWhen Louis Bloom, a con man desperate for work, muscles into the world of L.A. crime journalism, he blurs the line between observer and participant to become the star of his own story.Watched February 1st 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.5 out of 5.
Fair, But Predictable. N8. - DirectorGuillermo del ToroStarsIvana BaqueroAriadna GilSergi LópezIn the Falangist Spain of 1944, the bookish young stepdaughter of a sadistic army officer escapes into an eerie but captivating fantasy world.Watched February 2nd 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 4.0 out of 5.
Wonderful :(. POS. - DirectorJoel SchumacherStarsNicolas CageJoaquin PhoenixJames GandolfiniA private investigator is hired to discover if a "snuff film" is authentic or not.Watched February 5th 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.1 out of 5.
Legit, Phoenix is super! 808. - DirectorDavid LynchStarsAnthony HopkinsJohn HurtAnne BancroftA Victorian surgeon rescues a heavily disfigured man who is mistreated while scraping a living as a side-show freak. Behind his monstrous façade, there is revealed a person of kindness, intelligence and sophistication.Watched February 6th 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.3 out of 5.
Enjoyable, Sad, + Boring At Times. F2F. - DirectorStephen Milburn AndersonStarsGlenn PlummerByron MinnsLexie BighamA former gangster fresh out of prison wants to change his life for the better and must save his 10 year old son who has already chosen a gang life.Watched February 7th 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.5 out of 5.
Gun On The Barrel No Sound. SAHD. - DirectorNicolas Winding RefnStarsRyan GoslingCarey MulliganBryan CranstonA mysterious Hollywood action film stuntman gets in trouble with gangsters when he tries to help his neighbor's husband rob a pawn shop while serving as his getaway driver.Watched February 7th 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.5 out of 5.
Fun & Coool. DADT. - DirectorDavid CronenbergStarsOliver ReedSamantha EggarArt HindleA man tries to uncover an unconventional psychologist's therapy techniques on his institutionalized wife, amidst a series of brutal murders.Watched February 8th 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.0 out of 5.
Lil Weird Things. BBYG. - DirectorLukas MoodyssonStarsThorsten FlinckBjörn AlmrothSanna BrådingIn a decript apartment, a young man watches as his father and a friend shoot an amateur porn film. Issues of morality, reality TV and friendship are explored.Watched February 10th 2015.
Rating: G's Down. 2.7 out of 5.
Hard To Watch At Times. VNSFW. - DirectorOtto PremingerStarsKeir DulleaCarol LynleyLaurence OlivierA woman reports that her young daughter is missing, but there seems to be no evidence that she ever existed.Watched February 12th 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.0 out of 5.
Dated, But Alright. BCD. - DirectorGeorge A. RomeroStarsHal HolbrookLeslie NielsenAdrienne Barbeau"Creepshow" is a 1982 movie that tells five grisly tales from a children's comic book: a murdered father rising from his grave, a bizarre meteor, a vengeful husband, a mysterious crate's occupant, and a plague of cockroaches.Watched February 13th 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 3.5 out of 5.
Stupid, Great, Funny, HUH. CAAC. - DirectorMichael GornickStarsGeorge KennedyLois ChilesDomenick JohnThree macabre tales from the latest issue of a boy's favorite comic book, dealing with a vengeful wooden Native American, a monstrous blob in a lake, and an undying hitchhiker.Watched February 14th 2015.
Rating: G's Down. 2.5 out of 5.
Umm, Id Rather Watch #1 Again. C4. - DirectorJames WatkinsStarsKelly ReillyMichael FassbenderTara EllisRefusing to let anything spoil their romantic weekend break, a young couple confront a gang of loutish youths with terrifyingly brutal consequences.Watched March 14 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 2.9 out of 5.
Not Bad, ERP. - DirectorLukas MoodyssonStarsOksana AkinshinaArtyom BogucharskiyPavel PonomaryovSixteen-year-old Lilja and her only friend, the young boy Volodja, live in Russia, fantasizing about a better life. One day, Lilja falls in love with Andrej, who is going to Sweden, and invites Lilja to come along and start a new life.Watched March 15 2015.
Rating: Hoe's Up. 4 out of 5.
Very Great and Depresssing. LAK.