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- DirectorMichael AndersonStarsEdward J. FasuloJeanne BasonePaul BokorJohn, an unattached plumber, meets and falls in love with Jane in an office parking lot, where she has turned up for a job interview.
- DirectorVladislav KrivenchukStarsAlex WesleyA Doom style shooter where you play as a soldier from the future and must shoot your way through hordes of killer cyborgs.Probably.
- DirectorDean SharpeYou get a selection of four trucks and five stages to race through. You're winner!
- StarsAnthony AroyaJoe AssanteJames ByunA Vietnam veteran, who has recently returned home, goes after the gang of bikers who attacked his family.
- StarsVictor BrandtClancy BrownCorey BurtonThe first 3D Superman game. Your friends Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen and Professor Emil Hamilton are trapped in the virtual reality machine by Lex Luthor. Superman must fly through hoops in the city, solve maze puzzles and fight villains.
- While playing as a variety of different characters you must survive in a zombie invested world using different weapons
- A young boy named Davey with an overactive imagination goes on multiple fantasy adventures as he daydreams in school.
- DirectorBerkan DenizyaranStarsAlex BeltmanCyrus CabiloNiall ComasJust another mission, or so you thought, until aliens from another dimension start invading Earth before a scientist with a crowbar hospitalizes you after wiping out your entire squad. Just when you thought you were finished, a man with a briefcase offers you the chance for another beginning.
- DirectorAnna HaysStarsDiane BurnsAnnie WardChris AngelliThe Lord of darkness Gannon has captured link and layed waste to the land of Colmac. Only Zelda can collect the celestial signs and defeat Gannon. Your quest awaits go now!
- Video game based on the Jenga puzzle game, taken from the Swahili word meaning "to build".
- DirectorTom ManeiroYou get to select your bus and drive it across the screen. Nothing more, nothing less.
- Ride your skateboard to Church.
- StarsEric Browning
- DirectorPeter LipsonAn educational Mario game. The game is set around a group of islands, where each island teaches a different subject to the players.
- DirectorAndrew IversonHenrik MarkarianA Mario-themed educational game intended to teach the basics of the English language to young children.
- DirectorRaul GomilaVince PerriPlay the action at your fingertips with 52 games built into one NES cartridge.
- When a down on his luck business man discovers an ancient relic, he becomes a powerful warrior. The question is, will he use his powers for good or for mediocrity.
- Noah has to feed the animals in his Ark.
- DirectorMichael AllarA dire curse has shrouded the town of Lorwich in an unnatural darkness, as monstrous hordes emerge from beyond the realm of nightmares to sow chaos on the land. As one of four heroes, you must battle the minions of Cthulhu with the force of arms and the power of illumination.
- DirectorYouta TsutsumizakiMasaya KobayashiRyo NagatsukaStarsAnanda JacobsDaniel DuncanCrispin FreemanAfter the destruction of Mother Base, surviving soldiers of the Militaires Sans Frontières have been transported to a nightmarish world, populated with crystalline zombie-like entities known simply as "creatures".
- Infamous Atari 2600 adaption of "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial" in which the eponymous character has to navigate through various screens to collect three pieces of an interplanetary telephone that will allow him to contact his home planet.
- DirectorRoswitha HaasStarsArmin DrogatPascal DrogatSimone GreissA lion cub and a crocodile search for diamonds hidden by an evil panther.
- DirectorRoswitha HaasStarsArmin DrogatGeorg FeilsSimone GreissEverybody is busy with the preparations for the event of the year, the largest soccer game of all time. The favoured team of the "Wild Dogs " assumed the challenge of equally favoured "Lionkings". The coach of the "Wild Dogs " spends sleepless nights. Does Bulli his left defender never learns not to beat up his opponent- or Butcher, the-Keeper, never loose his fear of a penalty kick? Also in the opposing team there are problems. The best forward of the "Lionkings", the small lion, never wants to pass the ball. And to make things even worse, a swarm of Hooligeese is reported to be on the way.... Finally the time has come. The match is about to begin.
- DirectorStefan LjungqvistMarcus ThorellStarsMonte ReidIndy NeidellTim EarleDrake is out for revenge in a supernatural Hong Kong world. You'll join Drake in 25 intense missions, as he battles ruthless villains and female assassins with an array of firearms, short and long blade weapons, and thrown melee weapons. Use Drake's power and agility to slow down the action, fire guns in any direction, and run and backflip off of walls.
- The infamous Atari video game from the blockbuster movie.
- A skateboarding bear must gather his friends for a party.
- DirectorAndrew IversonHenrik MarkarianAn educational Mario game that teaches numbers and basic geometry/sorting to children.
- DirectorVince PerriDoctor Horbis is Back with a new Sub Human. He wants to stop The Cheetah Men from ruining his Evil Plans.
- StarsYoann PerrierRabbids Rumble is a turn-based strategy mini-game video game for the Nintendo 3DS. Rabbids Rumble centers around battling within 7 differently-themed worlds, in which the player's party and the current foe's party take turns attacking each other until only one side has health remaining. When a rabbid loses in battle, a new party member takes their place until there are no more fighters left on one side. It features 102 playable Rabbids, who are earned by playing the different modes; StreetPass; or the packaged AR card, each with their own simple moveset. As the box art shows, these Rabbids include a professional wrestler, a football player, a superhero, a dragon, a Spartan, and an astronaut, among others. The game contains various mini-games, alongside the main fighting mode. StreetPass can be used to battle friends.
- Legends of Dawn Reborn invites players to the brutal northerly reaches of Narr. Survival depends on your magic, your sword, and your wits. Legends of Dawn Reborn takes place in a world of Narr and events take place before those from Wave of Darkness.
- Tails and the Music Maker is an educational Sega Pico game about Tails using various activities to teach about music.
- .detuned is a demoscene project giving players an opportunity to manipulate their environment in time with the music.
- DirectorLani MinellaStarsJon AllenMarc BiagiDan Castle
- StarsErin FitzgeraldKate HigginsYuri LowenthalDragonball Evolution is a fighting game for the PlayStation Portable based on the live-action film of the same name.
- Play as a gingerbread man who has ninja abilities. You must control the Ninjabread Man through this platforming maze.
- DirectorIsamu OkanoStarsKirk ThorntonShane StevensJohn Eric Bentley2082. Pilot the most powerful weapon on the battlefield and retake America in this startling vision of a future abandoned by technology.
- The young knight, Jim, has a tough challenge: He must avenge the death of the king and save Princess Ann by destroying the devil Boralis and his monstrous companions.
- Little Red Hood (a character similar to Little Red Ridding Hood) must reach her grandmother's house while avoiding various different enemies.
- StarsScott Cronce
- DirectorSean GriffithsFighting game in which the player assumes the role of the ECO35-2 Cyborg as he attempts to stop the Supervisor who takes over Electrocorp's facilities, and a two-player mode in which the second player controls an enemy character.
- DirectorRichard HoStarsTony HawkNyjah HustonChris ColeThe sixteenth installment in the Tony Hawk series.
- StarsGrant GeorgeJames VogelHour of Victory allows you to play a key role in the pivotal and cinematic battles from the European and North African theaters of World War II, using the skills and gameplay style you choose. Sneak into enemy territory as a covert operative, storm the gates as a British Commando, or snipe from afar as an Army Ranger - each character's unique attributes will be needed for the fulfillment of the overall objective. Only with all these skills working closely together will you be able to say that you helped define the Hour of Victory. Three Unique POVs - Players can pick from a Covert Operative, specializing in stealth and sabotage; a British Commando specializing in the guns-blazing frontal assault; or an Army Ranger who specializes in sniping and demolitions. Full Use of Any Vehicle on the Battlefield - Use any of the vehicles you find on the battlefield to accomplish your mission. From Sherman Tanks to the Axis Tiger Tanks to the Kubelwagons, if you can see it, you can drive it in Hour of Victory. Cinematic Gameplay - Hour of Victory blends authentic details and realism of World War II with frenetic gameplay. From the JU-88 Bombers in the sky to the Panzers in the streets, Hour of Victory bombards you from all angles.
- DirectorShu HamadaStarsJames Gerald HicksJessica BlackmoreJohn Anthony WylliamsYou play as a deaf character, Dane, and experience the world as the character does - with very little distinct audio and no subtitles: it's up to you to make up your own interpretation of the story as your search for the masked man unfolds.
- StarsHuw SamuelAmelia TylerBrendan McCoyDeep in the Nordic wilderness, a teenage boy named Otto is forced to flee his home after a band of brutal hunters rip through his village in search of a mythical creature rumored to inhabit the forest.
- StarsValerie AremD.C. DouglasRichard EpcarUmbrella Corps brings a competitive experience featuring new types of strategy and technique blended with elements from the world of Resident Evil, to create a "unique" kind of shooter.
- StarsShaquille O'NealShaq stars in the infamous 1994 fighting game based on Kung-Fu.
- StarsLani MinellaThe first, and only, 3D outing for Bubsy the Bobcat. Bubsy is kidnapped by the alien Woolies who take him to their home planet Rayon. Bubsy escapes and has to collect 32 rocket pieces in 18 levels before he can escape in this one 3D game.
- DirectorDale DeSharoneStarsJeffrey RathJeffrey NelsonMark BerryWhen the kingdom is in danger, Link spurts in to action to kill Ganon and save everyone.
- StarsKait Tenison
- Some careers don't end just because you died. You play as an officer for the Rest In Peace Department, rounding up and exterminating the unlawful undead.
- StarsCharles MartinetType the words on the keyboard to advance further as Mario and his friends teach you typing.
- DirectorDavid Cooper
- DirectorYoshihisa KurosawaStarsJackie ChanChris PattenDeng XiaopingBruce Lee's relative, Chin, must save the world from an evil army.
- Deep within an experimental underground facility, humans are imprisoned as test subjects and trained to become soldiers. Equipped with armored battle suits, the subjects must fight for survival and eliminate each other to determine who will become the Ultimate Human Weapon. As Bomberman, your objective is simple: destroy your opponents before they destroy you. Survive through 99 stages as you try to escape to the surface. Scramble for hidden items including speed, bomb, and armor power ups. Evade looming bomb blasts from a new tension-filled perspective. Choose from the classic one-hit, one-kill gameplay style, or utilize a new life bar and item system for a more aggressive gameplay style. Earn multiple achievements in single and multi-player modes to increase your Gamer Score. Up to 8 players can engage in frantic battles for survival online through Xbox Live and earn points to become the ultimate weapon on the World Rankings.
- StarsPatrick WarburtonCarmen ElectraShannon ElizabethLarry Lovage's uncle Larry calls upon his assistance at his movie studio, doing odd jobs and trying to uncover a mole from a rival studio who is attempting to sabotage Laffer Studios.
- DirectorKenjiro MorimotoStarsJun'ichi KanemaruRyô HirohashiNobutoshi CannaIn Sonic Free Riders, full-motion body control allows you to twist and turn your way through a range of courses in an action-packed Sonic experience.
- Biff has stolen the time machine, used Sport Almanac to gamble money and altered the timeline. Marty must go back in time, collect 30 items to stop Biff in this platform game. Later on in 1875 he has to collect 10 items to save Doc Brown.
- Based on the 1939 film, Dorothy Gale is swept to oz in a tornado, where she must journey to the Emerald City, and along the way she teams up with the scarecrow, the tin man, and the cowardly lion. Together, they must defeat the Wicked Witch of The West and return Dorothy home.
- DirectorKazunori HanashimaStarsShin AomoriChris AyresLaura BaileyDragon Ball Z For Kinect is a first-person fighting game similar to the arcade game Dragon Ball Z: V.R.V.S. and the Let's. TV Play games, with graphics similar to Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Tenkaichi.
- Barbie goes about her day to day business in Hollywood and various other locations. The player solves puzzles and avoids obstacles as they play as Barbie.
- DirectorFrank FitznerStarsMark Holden
- Mechanic Ashe Corven and his son Danny are brutally murdered by a gang. Resurrected by a crow and acquiring supernatural powers with the help of artist and new friend Sarah, Ashe now seeks vengeance on his murderers, including "the ninjitsu death-bitch" Kali and the drug king Judah.
- DirectorChris PainterStarsRichard McGregorMarianne LewisMichael CervinA motormouth radio DJ has given you the task to edit videos for three Kris Kross songs - "Jump", "Warm It Up", and "I Missed The Bus". The callers tell you what they want to see in the video and then the DJ rates your work.
- DirectorZoë QuinnAn interactive look into the daily life and choices of a person suffering from depression.
- Become the best thief. Gather intel, steal things and sell them to buy hi-tech equipment. Do everything that a real thief does.
- A first-person, 3D space-shooter video game.
- A low-quality port of Sonic the Hedgehog for the Game Boy Advance. It was universally panned by critics and players alike.
- DirectorJeff LanderBob RafeiStarsRoger Craig SmithTravis WillinghamMike PollockThe story of Sonic Boom the game serves as a prequel the Sonic Boom TV series. In the game, Sonic and his friends must stop a new villain named Lyric from collecting these magical crystals and end all life as they know it.
- DirectorJon BurtonIn Rascal you must rescue your kidnapped father, a professor, from the clutches of the evil Chronon. Chronon is using Rascal's father to perfect time travel for his evil plans and it's up to you to stop him. You are armed with a bubble-blowing gun to take on Chronon minions as you travel through time. There are six worlds to explore which include a medieval castle, the Wild West, Atlantis, a pirate ship, prehistoric times and the Time Dimension. Each world has three time zones covering the past, the present and the future. In each of those levels you assemble an hourglass of six pieces, which teleports you back home.
- DirectorAya KyogokuChoose between your favorite Animal Crossing characters to play a board game based on the months of the year, you win this game by making your character the happiest of them all.
- StarsDonald Trump
- The original game posted by Obscure Horror Corner features walking down monochromatic corridors while various audio samples are played and looped over each other. Audio in the game leans heavily on recordings of interviews with various murderers, such as Charles Manson. The game also depends heavily on distorted or reversed audio of such interviews or musical clips. While the player controls their character through the hallways, images may intermittently display, taking up the entire screen and preventing the player from progressing any further until the image automatically closes a few seconds later. Most of the images seem to reference child abuse, especially people indicted in Operation Yewtree, such as images of Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris. Other images include people convicted or accused of murder, such as Japanese murderer Tsutomu Miyazaki and political figures such as former UK Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher. The only other "characters" in the game are children who simply stand in one place and do not move or interact with the player at all. In the final video posted by Obscure Horror Corner, one of these children does begin to follow the player, causing "contact damage" to the player. Since the player has no means of self-defense or any ability to heal damage, the player will inevitably die at this point in the game.
- StarsMiranda Plant ByersEdmond DantesDavid KinsmanDungeons and Dragons video game where players must save the region of Daggerdale from invading forces.
- DirectorJay ObernolteVince Perri
- DirectorMo DavoudianAli DonovanStarsMickey RourkeNeal McDonoughIlia VolokIt is November 1986. Richard "Demo Dick" Marcinko is sent into North Korea along with two other Navy SEALs. They are on a mission to find out if North Korea is in possession of ICBM missiles. Shortly after touching ground, Marcinko's team is killed and he must finish the mission on his own without any outside assistance.
- DirectorSergey TitovA multiplayer zombie survival game directed by Sergey Titov. Players face the hardships of living in an apocalyptic world with other players and struggle to maintain a society.
- You are in control of a teenage boy named Scooter who has to rescue his sassy girlfriend, Bunny from the evil clutches of Demon Dan.
- DirectorBritton JacksonJed WeintrobStarsMeg InglimaKeith MacKechnieAn educational computer game that teaches early mathematics, reading, and spelling,
- StarsKeith FergusonMegan HollingsheadSteve BlumIt has been 300 years since humanity collapsed in the wake of a great war. Nearly all of civilization destroyed, only small groups continue to live on in the wasteland. However, in the wasteland, there are strange towers that have appeared. Seemingly sentient, nobody knows who built them or why, only that anyone who ventures near will know only death. From these towers comes a mysterious substance called diablosis, which corrupts those who touch it, turning them into murderous killing machines. One man, known only as Syd, has made it his mission to destroy these towers and stop the diablosis.
- StarsCharles MartinetPlay a verity of board and card games with your favorite plumber Mario.
- DirectorTodd HowardStarsRon PerlmanAdrienne BarbeauChris Anthony LansdowneTwenty-five years after the bombs fall, you and your fellow Vault Dwellers - chosen from the nation's best and brightest - emerge into post-nuclear America.