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"Good Bad or Bad Bad" is a movie review show where we watch the most godawful movies we can find and laugh about them. Then we decide if they are Good Bad or just plain Bad Bad.
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- DirectorGodfrey HoStarsRobin MackayNian WattsHarry MylesNarcotics agent Tom Wilde is given a second chance at life after being shot and killed. In a futuristic experiment, agent Wilde is returned to life as an Android Robot and he is sent on a very dangerous mission.
- DirectorJohn De BelloStarsLobo SebastianAntonio RamosTony ColittiJake Killian, ex-cop, searches for a mysteriously abducted US-banker, with the help of the single living witness, a stripper called Extasy.AKA "Good Cop Bad Cop".
- DirectorSam MraovichStarsSam MraovichJamie Brett GabelMichael HaboushA pair of recently married gay men are threatened by the brother of one of the partners, a religious fanatic who plots to murder them after being ostracized by his church.The gay version of "The Room (2003)".
- DirectorAndrew NiccolStarsSaoirse RonanMax IronsJake AbelWhen an unseen enemy threatens mankind by taking over their bodies and erasing their memories, Melanie Stryder risks everything to protect the people she cares about.
- DirectorNeil BreenStarsNeil BreenKlara LandratJennifer AutryA computer-scientist/novelist reunites with his childhood friend, hacks into government databases, and faces the dire and fateful consequences of the mystical actions he obtained as a child."I can't believe you committed suicide. I cannot believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this? How could you commit suicide?"
- DirectorDavid WorthStarsJohn BarrowmanJenny McShaneRyan CutronaWhen two researchers discover a colossal shark's tooth off the Mexican coast, their worst fears surface: the most menacing beast to ever rule the waters is still alive and mercilessly feeding on anything that crosses its path."You know, I'm really wired. What do you say I...take you home and eat your pussy?" (jump cut to sex scene).
"BULL-FUCKING-SHIT!" - DirectorTommy Lee WallaceStarsJon Bon JoviCristián de la FuenteNatasha Gregson WagnerA vampire hunter and a priest fight a band of the walking dead in Mexico."Starring Jon Bon Jovi AND Eddie Winslow playing vampire hunters. Yes... really" - Video description.
- DirectorAmos SeferStarsAsher TzarfatiShmuel WolfLily AvidanIncited by a disillusioned young man who has decided to flee from civilization, a group of 4 people go searching for freedom and happiness on an isolated island . When their boat goes astray and they are left without food, their animal instincts take over, bringing the film to its catastrophic end.Dedicated to the late Amos Sefer, Asher Tzarfati, and Shmuel Wolf.
- DirectorRobert RundleStarsJan-Michael VincentErik EstradaJim BrownA monsignor recruits a new priest to his parish in Los Angeles where the newcomer proceeds to turn vigilante and take on various thugs and criminals that rule the neighborhoods.Dedicated to the late Jan-Michael Vincent.
- DirectorRuta K. ArasStarsTara Lee-Anne RothDennis SwarthoutSandy KayToughs are troubling Sandy and her new aerobics studio; with the help of new employee Sam (a karate expert), she shows them who is boss.
- DirectorUlli LommelStarsSteve RallyJohn NishioLaura BurkettA Tokyo cop is sent to Los Angeles to help an LAPD detective break up a yakuza (Japanese organized crime syndicate) ring operating in the city.Dedicated to the late Ulli Lommel.
- DirectorRoger ChristianStarsJohn TravoltaForest WhitakerBarry PepperIt's the year 3000 A.D., and the Earth is lost to the alien race of Psychlos. Humanity is enslaved by these gold-thirsty tyrants, who are unaware that their 'man-animals' are about to ignite the rebellion of a lifetime."While you were still learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME, I was being trained to CONQUER GALAXIES!" - Terl.
- DirectorWilliam SachsStarsBen KingsleyMercedes RuehlMatt WeinbergMax is a lonely, recently orphaned young boy who is frequently bullied by his classmates. One night after accepting a dare, Max wanders into a mysterious mansion, where he meets the Great Zamboni, an eccentric magician."I don't want to SEE ANY OF YOU NEAR MY HOUSE!!" - Ben Kingsley.
- DirectorNeil LaButeStarsNicolas CageEllen BurstynLeelee SobieskiA sheriff investigating the disappearance of a young girl from a small island discovers there's a larger mystery to solve among the island's secretive, neo-pagan community."How'd it get burned?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED! HOW IT GET BURNED! HOW'D IT GET BURNED!" - Nick Cage.
"AHHH! NOO! NOT THE BEES! AHHHHH! THEY"RE IN MY EYES!!! AHHHHHHH!!!" - DirectorR.J. KizerStarsMike NorrisBilly DragoChad McQueenWhen ex-Special Forces agent Matt Collins wins a survivalist competition, he becomes "the toughest man alive" - perfect fodder for perverse millionaire Danton Vachs, whose annual manhunt attracts the most vicious killers in the world.Starring the sons of Chuck Norris, the late Patrick Swayze (RIP), and the late Steve McQueen (RIP).
- DirectorJon TurteltaubStarsVictor WongMichael TreanorMax Elliott SladeEach year, three brothers visit their grandfather for the summer. He is highly skilled in ninjutsu, and for years he has trained the boys in his techniques."Comin' at you!" - Tagline.
- DirectorJohn FrankenheimerStarsBen AffleckGary SiniseCharlize TheronAfter assuming his dead cell-mate's identity to get with the other man's girlfriend, an ex-convict finds himself a reluctant participant in a casino heist.Aka "Deception".
"What do you call Santa's little dwarves? You'd say thank you!" - In memoriam of Clarence Williams III, who sadly died in 2021.
"THERE ARE MONSTERS IN THE GELATIN!" (In memory to Isaac Hayes).
"You want a Las Vegas press; I gave that to you...but I cannot give you Las Vegas profits until you people get together around a campfire, smoke a pipe, and do some kind of fucking spirit dance about this goddamn snow" - Also dedicated to the late Dennis Farina.
"I want some hot chocolate! You wanna hear some job of mine; I wanna see some GODDAMN Hot Chocolate!" - Rudy.
Also, this movie was the last film the late John Frankenheimer had directed until his death. What an absolute shame. - DirectorNeil BreenStarsNeil BreenViadKathy CorpusA messianic entity from the future travels to modern-day earth to wipe out 300,000,000 "bad people" and usher in a new era of peace."It actually orders its steak well done. "Well done" even being an option is considered a war crime in the civilized world and nobody who actually orders their steak that way should be allowed to participate in society. I'm sure it dips it in ketchup, too, and I'm so pissed off right now I can't even finish this" - Space Ice.
- DirectorBrent HuffStarsAlexander NevskySteven BrandDavid CarradineAn American professor (Brand) teams up with a Russian biker (Nevsky) to search for historical treasures buried in and around Moscow.The first movie on the show to star the one and only Alexander 'The Wolf' Nevsky.
- DirectorTyler PerryStarsJurnee SmollettVanessa WilliamsBrandy NorwoodAn ambitious married woman's temptation by a handsome billionaire leads to betrayal, recklessness, and forever alters the course of her life.
- DirectorJohn FasanoStarsCindy CirileJesse D'AngeloChris FinkelAt a farmhouse in the middle of nowhere, a hopeful hair-metal band seeking inspiration to record their upcoming new LP will soon find themselves in a furious confrontation against the Prince of Darkness himself.
- DirectorPaul LynchStarsShannon TweedRobert DaviAndrew Dice ClayAndrew Dice Clay takes over a hotel during a beauty pageant taking several pageant contestants hostage since one of them is a rich senator's daughter.Dedicated to the late Roddy Piper.
It's 'Die Hard' but it's on a beauty pageant, and Andrew Dice Clay is the bad guy....OH! - DirectorLuis LlosaStarsJon VoightJennifer LopezEric StoltzA "National Geographic" film crew is taken hostage by an insane hunter, who forces them along on his quest to capture the world's largest - and deadliest - snake.Dedicated to the regurgitated monkey.
*Owen Wilson impression* "Wooow..Oh look a potato!" - DirectorDonald G. JacksonStarsScott ShawFrank StalloneKaren BlackIn a futuristic society, a sword-wielding roller skater fights evil ninjas, punk roller skaters and is sent on an important rescue mission"This is probably the worst movie I've ever seen. Yeah, I've said that before, and meant it, but this...this is astonishing.
The Roller Blade Seven seems to share no discernible qualities with any known variation of cinematic art, aside from being composed of visible light. And there's a protracted scene lit by strobes that even calls that into question.
"The shoot was marred by all sorts of headaches, mostly due to interference from the producer, who made the Hollywood bottom-feeders in Elmore Leonard's novel Get Shorty seem like cinematic geniuses. The producer spent most of the budget hiring "name" actors; in this case, Frank Stallone, which meant that Shaw had to edit and score the film on his own" - From the January 2008 issue of Kansai Time Out (a Japanese based magazine), which explains so much. - DirectorSteven SeagalStarsSteven SeagalMichael CaineJoan ChenA blowout firefighter takes on an environmentally destructive oil corporation by causing many deaths and explosions in Alaska.Dedicated to the late R. Lee Emery.
- DirectorM. Night ShyamalanStarsMark WahlbergZooey DeschanelJohn LeguizamoA science teacher, his wife, and a young girl struggle to survive a plague that causes those infected to commit suicide."What! NO?!" - Elliot Moore.
- DirectorAllan KuskowskiStarsJimmy StathisAldo RayPatti LeeDEA agent chases a drug king pin to his operation in Mexico and kills him.*cue music* "DRUG RUNNERS....RUNNNING!!! LIVIN' IN THA FAST LANE!"
- DirectorNeil BreenStarsNeil BreenLaura HaleMike BradyThe controversial story of a lone genius who closes down the Las Vegas Strip... The goverment can't stop him. As he reunites with his dead girlfriend each night.All hail the mighty Breen!
- DirectorPaul GagnéStarsDale AndersonRayne AspengrenJared CohnA handful of people wind up stranded in a desolate snowy mountain area in the wake of an airplane crash. They seek refuge in an old abandoned cabin. The group find themselves being terrorized by a lethal predatory extraterrestrial beast residing in the basement of the cabin.
- DirectorJack BravmanJohn FasanoStarsAdam WestJon Mikl ThorTia CarrereA mother resorts to voodoo to get back at those who killed her son.Dedicated to the late Adam West.
- DirectorArizalStarsPeter O'BrianCraig GavinGillie BeanzPeter Goldson, aka The Stabilizer, searches for drug smuggler Greg Rainmaker. Rainmaker killed Goldson's fiancee by kicking her with his spiked shoes, and now Goldson wants revenge.Dedicated to the late Arizal, who sadly died on May 18, 2014.
- DirectorGodfrey HoStarsCynthia RothrockDon NiamJohn MillerKristi Jones (Cynthia Rothrock) avenges her sister's death at the hands of a crazed martial arts rapist.On July 9th 2023, Cynthia Rothrock herself would review herself and this film in the 185th episode of Jason Brant's "So Bad It's Good.
- DirectorPatricia BirchStarsMichelle PfeifferMaxwell CaulfieldLorna LuftA British student at a 1960s American high school must prove himself to the leader of a girls' gang whose members can only date greasers.In memory of the late Olivia Newton-John, whose performance as Sandy made the original "Grease" the true winning contender.
*insert "Reproduction" song lyrics here*.
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should" - Dr. Ian Malcolm. - DirectorChristopher J. MartinStarsJoe EstevezRobert Z'DarChristopher J. MartinMeltdown is a action/adventure film about a FBI agent who goes deep undercover to bring down a crime syndicate. When his cover is blown the mob and FBI want him dead. His only hope of survival is a female agent who is willing to break the rules to help save his life. Out numbered and out gunned it is a deadly fight to the finish.Dedicated to the late Robert Z'Dar, and "Vicious Verne", who played Dragon if you guys were wondering.
- DirectorJan de BontStarsSandra BullockJason PatricWillem DafoeA computer hacker breaks into the computer system of the Seabourn Legend cruise liner and sets it speeding on a collision course into a gigantic oil tanker.In memory to the late Dennis Hopper, who played the far superior "Speed" villain than John Geiger.
'Insert goofy Willem Dafoe face here'.
A sequel so bad that CarozQH said,
"I'd give Speed 2 a No Keanu Reeves out of 10". - DirectorAlex MaisonetteStarsFat JoeLenny GreenAlex MaisonetteA detective chases down rogue cops. In order to figure out who they are, the detective proves that his Sergeant is framing murders on two motorcycle riders.AKA "Turf War".
- DirectorJim WynorskiStarsCorey HaimAlan ThickeDick Van PattenA high school is taken over by terrorists with deadly far reaching intentions but one heroic, resourceful student decides to take the fight right to them.Dedicated to the late Corey Haim, Alan Thicke, and Dick Van Patten.
- DirectorMark RegionStarsJason KulasPeggy McClellanScott WintersTwo neurology students create a telepathy experiment together to visualize a murderer, who recently knifed another student."Really, because I'm really curious if this was directed by actual professionals, or a whole group of immature 5 year olds?"
- DirectorTommy Lee WallaceStarsTom AtkinsStacey NelkinDan O'HerlihyKids all over America want Silver Shamrock masks for Halloween. Doctor Daniel Challis seeks to uncover a plot by Silver Shamrock owner Conal Cochran."STOP IT! STOP IT! STOOOOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!"
"Happy, Happy Halloween! Silver Shamrock!" - DirectorNeil BreenStarsNeil BreenJoy SennElizabeth SekoraDisappointed by its creation, the almighty being that created Man arrives on Earth in a human form and interacts with various troubled, wicked and sinful people on his journey to Vegas."I Am Here... Now is Neil Breen at his Neil Breeniest. It's the movie equivalent to the old lady sitting in the right turn lane at a red light, and refusing to turn even though there's zero traffic" - Space Ice's accurate description.
- DirectorJordan DowneyStarsWanda LustNatasha CordovaLindsey AndersonA homicidal turkey axes off college kids during Thanksgiving break.Gobble, Gobble, MOTHERFUCKER!
- DirectorJohn WhitesellStarsMatthew BroderickDanny DeVitoKristin ChenowethTwo neighbors have it out after one of them decorates his house for the holidays so brightly that it can be seen from space."You cannot believe how excruciatingly awful this movie is. It is bad in a way that will cause unfortunate viewers to huddle in the lobby afterward, hugging in small groups, consoling one another with the knowledge that it's over, it's over -- thank God, it's over. [...] Compared to the honest hard labor performed by tens of millions of Americans every day, a film critic's job is like a winning lottery ticket. But there IS work involved, and it can be painful -- and the next time someone tells me I have the best job in the world, I'm going to grab them by the ear, fourth-grade-teacher-in-1966-style, and drag them to see Deck the Halls." - Richard Roeper's official review of the movie."
"Oooh yeah girl....GET IT!" - Bryan. - DirectorCharles Robert CarnerStarsDean CainErika EleniakRoman PodhoraIn the season of giving, the department took his badge. Criminals took his wife. Now, one cop is taking matters into his own handsAKA "Breakaway".
- DirectorSteven A. SandtStarsJohnny James GatyasAmy HenrySteven Ronald BrattmanRobert Moore [Johnny James Gatyas] buys a box at a yard sale that turns out to be a time machine. He travels to the future and rescues a slave named She-Ba [Amy Henry]. Together, they go on many futuristic adventures.The movie that answers the question nobody asked, "What if "Back to the Future" was made by the same idiots who thought "After Last Season" was a masterpiece?".
- DirectorShay CasserleySimon LinscheidStarsJames P. BennettMikey GrahamJohnny MurrayA classic good versus evil action flick, mixed with kicks, guns, motorcycles and a hot babe!The greatest Irish martial arts movie ever made!
- DirectorPaul LynchStarsLance HenriksenShannon TweedBruce PayneSharon Bell is back, this time she must stop a terrorist plot to smuggle Nazi nerve gas.Not Die Hard 2, but it's Lance Henriksen replacing Clay from the original, and it revolves around Nazis and gas.
- DirectorAlex MaisonetteStarsJames DinonnoFat JoeAlex MaisonetteIn NYC, it's good cops vs. bad cops.
- DirectorAlexander NevskyStarsAlexander NevskyKristanna LokenAdrian PaulA Russian Police Major is enlisted by the LAPD to help solve a series of gruesome murders perpetrated against young women by a sadistic sociopathic killer on the mean streets of Hollywood.Hey! Alexander 'The Wolf' Nevsky is back! But this time, he's solving some strange murders revolving around black roses!
"OH MY GOD. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAACCE!" - RLM's summary of the bad photoshop job on the poster. - DirectorEric ShermanStarsKen McLeodTak-Wing TangMatthew Ray CohenA college freshman who trains in martial arts is beaten up at work by a racist gang. His co-worker, a Chinese cook, beats the gang up and trains the young man in kung fu. When a tournament is to be held, the teacher tells the student that he will not teach him for money. However, when the gang beats up the student's best friend, the student now must make the choice of entering the tournament or keeping the promise to his teacher.
- DirectorSam MraovichStarsMichael HaboushDan LookabillHolly MraovichWhen an aspiring film maker, Steve (Sam Mraovich) befriends Joan (Christina Williams) in Hollywood, CA, he is confronted with a wild crazy town of screenwriters, directors, sexy actors, and executive producers. This lighthearted story full of friendship and deception shows you either have it or you don't when living in Hollywood.50th Episode
- DirectorShihyun WangFast forward 20 years to see what happened in the future. Do you want to know the result for Crisis in North Korea, Syria and Global WarmingPart of the "Shihyun Wang Quadrilogy" special.
- DirectorShihyun WangStarsSean ChenMorgan KruegerSeth MoralesSee what happens when you try to turn your golden charm to greenbacks.Part of the "Shihyun Wang Quadrilogy" special.
- DirectorShihyun WangStarsRob AndrousChristy BerryElaine BrammellA mother found after Christmas that her 6 year old girl is missing and a ransom note demanding $118,000. She then was devastated when her husband found the little girl's body in the basement. Who killed the little girl?Part of the "Shihyun Wang Quadrilogy" special.
- DirectorShihyun WangStarsElaine BrammellMelanie CaplanCassady Jane LorentzenWinner of 2/18, Barcelona Planet Film Festival Best Short Film & Writer. Nominated for Best actress and Best Director. Official selection of Mindfield Film , Independent Horror,Top Indie Film. A little girl who just lost her baby sister is lost without her. The doctor can't mend her broken heart while psychic can't found her lost spirit. Who can save her from the spirit possessing her?Part of the "Shihyun Wang Quadrilogy" special.
- DirectorRod HolcombStarsReb BrownLen BirmanHeather Menzies-UrichA recipient of an experimental body enhancement chemical retaliates against his would be killers as a star spangled superhero.
- DirectorDavid HacklStarsJohn TravoltaKate BosworthDevon SawaA crew of men who do the high-wire work of fixing the electrical grid are hit by a sudden deadly storm."Life may be on the line, but it's in short supply on the screen"
- Sheri Linden of The Hollywood Reporter.
- DirectorMatthew BrightStarsGary OldmanPeter DinklageKate BeckinsaleThe story of a peculiar love triangle involving two brothers."The tagline of this movie should have been 'Who thought this was a good idea?'" - Bryan.
- DirectorMick GarrisStarsBrian KrauseMädchen AmickAlice KrigeA mother-and-son team of strange supernatural creatures move to a small town to seek out a young virgin to feed on."COP KEBAB!" - Charles Brady.
"WHAT DA FACK?" - Andy Simpson.
"No vegetables, no dessert. Those are the rules" - Mary Brady. - DirectorAndy SidarisStarsRonn MossDona SpeirHope Marie CarltonIn Hawaii, an undercover DEA agent and her civilian friend stumble upon a drug trafficking operation, and have to enlist the help of all their colleagues/friends to go after the vicious drug kingpin.Dedicated to the late Andy Sidaris.
"IT'S A HARD TICKET TO HAAWAAAAAAAAIIIII!!!!" - Official theme song.
Probably one of the greatest "Good Bad" movies ever made. - DirectorSam FirstenbergStarsDavid BradleyMorgan HunterJill PierceA fancy, loner cop loses his partner to a crazed terrorist during a hostage rescue. He settles for the terrorist going to Death Row in jail. What Jack doesn't know is that the terrorist will be taken and turned into a cyborg for the "Anti-Terrorist Group". When the Cyborg "Spartacus" wakes up accidentally, he kills the scientists and their guests, then goes to set things up for a Cyborg Empire. Only Jack and a few friends know how to stop him.
- DirectorFen TianStarsGloria Winship AyonShane AyonJana CampLove takes a furry twist in this slice of romantic comedy. A young woman falls for a stray dog with a secret: by night, it becomes a man. Follow the journey of the golden retriever and the friend who gives him a home."Alright, grab on! You pizza-faced cinder block!"
"Tale as old as time....song as old as rhyme...Human falls in love with dog" - Bottom tagline. - DirectorGrant HumphreysStarsRonan QuarmbyBrad RichardsMarco TorlageThe human race is thrown into chaos as an alien invasion takes control of the planet in an effort to find one boy out of 7 billion people who holds the power to destroy them.
- DirectorWoo-sang ParkY.K. KimStarsY.K. KimVincent HirschJoseph DiamandA martial arts rock band goes up against a band of motorcycle ninjas who have tightened their grip on Florida's narcotics trade.Another "Good Bad" classic.
- DirectorDarrell RoodtStarsCasper Van DienErika EleniakCoolioCount Dracula terrorizes the crew of a spaceship.Aka "Dracula 3000: Infinite Darkness".
In memoriam to the late Coolio, who deserved way better than this. - DirectorMichael PaseornekStarsJames MarshallChristina ApplegateFaye GrantRising rock star TJ Cray gets the shot of a lifetime: an audition with a A and R man. On the way into the city, a carload of drunks smashes into his car, severing his hands. He drops out of the business and becomes a homeless drunk. Cray wakes up to a pulsing beat in an abandoned warehouse, where a "rave" party is in full action. To his rescue comes Anamika, a computer artist, who takes him outside for fresh air. They become friends and eventually reinvent TJ's career. With help from friends, they replace his hands with prosthetics and design a metallic cyber-looking suit. TJ quickly becomes an overnight sensation known as Cyberstorm. The finale is a dramatic scenario where TJ must make crucial decisions about his new life.The first movie to be "Meh Bad".
The 'Cyberstorm' music in this movie would later be used as the opening song for the "No Such Thing as a Bad Movie" podcast. - DirectorMarcie GormanShayne LeightonStarsShayne LeightonFrantisek MachAlexandra SantannaHow does a town of 500 people just disappear? Marnie Rose, the niece of the town's church pastor is plagued with a life of abuse and neglect for all of the nineteen years she has resided in the small town of Spoon River with her best friends as her only saving grace. Things begin to change however, when new neighbors move in just down the street and Spoon River University accepts a very mysterious new student. People in the neighborhood start to feel different all of a sudden. People are getting sick with a mysterious disease and Marnie finds herself getting more and more distracted by Raphael. Will Marnie hear the bell that doth toll for her, or will these beautifully dangerous spirits finish their unfinished business?"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- DirectorDon DohlerDave GeattyStarsTom GriffithJamie ZemarelKarin KardianA creature from outer space crash lands in a small town and starts killing people.
- DirectorStephen GrooStarsJulie Ann BirchLisa BriggsBrian CarterA young woman gets into a serious car accident and must live with her father who she hasn't seen for 10 years. When she is rekindling her relationship with him she finds a race that no one knew existed.Aka "The Unexpected Race".
- DirectorMark McNabbStarsRoddy PiperDalton MugridgeChristopher FazioOn Billy's 11th birthday, he stumbles upon William Thurgood's Treasure Trove & Pawn Shop and finds his treasure in the form of a magical wand. Now his simple life is changed to one of mythical creatures and haunted caves.Dedicated to the late Roddy Piper.
The movie that truly broke Bryan and Kyle's brains.
"YOUR SOUL WAS LOST IN THE RIVVVEERRRRRR!!!" - DirectorMichael FeiferStarsDean CainGary ValentineMario LopezThe Bannister family's new addition, Zeus (voiced by Mario Lopez of TV's SAVED BY THE BELL), the yellow Labrador, appears to be less than the dependable guard dog the family needs. However, when two burglars set out to break into the Bannister's home while they're away for Christmas, Zeus seizes the chance to be a hero, proving every dog - even this one - has his day. Dean Cain (TV's LOIS and CLARK), Gary Valentine (TV's THE KING OF QUEENS), Elisa Donovan (CLUELESS, TV's SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH), Mindy Sterling (AUSTIN POWERS), and Adrienne Barbeau (MAUDE, CARINVALE) also lend their voices in this heart-warming holiday movie.
- DirectorBrian SkibaStarsRavin SpanglerDonna SpanglerBrandon Tyler RussellWith help from a guardian angel, a rich, spoiled, ultra-material teenage girl learns to find true value in assisting others rather than in material things."(sniffs) Don't ever do that again!"
"Cooooool!" - Dean Cain. - DirectorStewart RaffillStarsChristine EbersoleJonathan WardTina CasparyAn alien trying to escape from NASA is befriended by a wheelchair-bound boy.Totally "Good Bad".
- DirectorSean-Michael ArgoStarsAlexander James AdamsSean-Michael ArgoC. Jason BoltonThe fallen angel Azazel(Raw Leiba) has come to Earth at the behest of the Winter Faerie Queen(Debbie Rochon), and formed an alliance with the Greek god Hermes(Christopher Jason Bolton). Together they seek to resurrect Azazel's demigod children, the Nephilim, whose existence would destroy the world. A second fallen angel, Shemihazya(Sean-Michael Argo), has been summoned by the Summer Faerie Queen(Fiona Horne) to oppose the raising of the Nephilim. He aligns himself with the Greek goddess Hecate(Bekah Kelso), forcing her to help him in his quest by possessing the body of her lover. The Gods and Angels battle across modern city streets and the pristine forests of the spirit world, their struggle set against the backdrop of a civil war between the Queens of Faerie, as the forces of Winter seek to dominate the people of Summer.
- DirectorMenetie T. EjeyeStarsMatt O'NeillJamie BernadetteDaniela TorchiaA psychotic man named Mark Fisher goes into a chaotic frenzy with his well-known buddies. He hates his father, due to his love for his mother, which Mark has a deadly attraction to her. What happens in the next 365 days include murder, harassment, and sexual incest. Will Mark be stopped for his crimes, or will he be able to forgo his evil ways?AKA "Deadly Attraction".
"It is "Good Bad", but it is not...like there's so many times where you're watching [...] It's not riffable in a fun way [..] But it's "Bad Bad" because it's not fun at all and it's too depressing" - Bryan's true thoughts on this film. - DirectorAlex MaisonetteStarsFat JoeChris MulkeyRocky A. PassafaroThis urban drama is based on a shocking true story. An undercover cop puts his life on the line to fight corruption in his department, while trying to take down the biggest Drug Kingpin of New York City. No one can be trusted as the body count rises."You wanna hear a story mahn. Alright, little champioin. Once upon a time...." - Alex Maisonette, in an obviously terrible Jamaican accent.
- DirectorRay RamayyaStarsBill LeVasseurAlix HaydenCatherine RossiniA young man embarks on a road trip, hoping to solve his life's problems along the way.In memory of the late Ray Ramayya, whose passing was announced by the main actor of this movie, Bill LeVasseur, on the comment section of the review by RedLetterMedia's "Best of the Worst".
"I'll have another one, Jim! No more today, Bill! Please get this gentleman through the door!" - The bartender.
"WhEn I fInD THAT sOn OF a BITCH, I'M gOnNa bLoW hIs HEAD oFf!" - Bill. - DirectorDamien DanteStarsBree MichaelsKatie AuerbachColleena CorriganIn the attic of an ancestral home, a devil worshiping sadist, Jezebeth Blandy, at war with God, unwittingly discovers a nineteenth century diary that details the summoning of a demon.
- DirectorNeil BreenStarsNeil BreenSara MerittSiohbon Chevy EbrahimiIdentical twin brothers become hybrid A.I. (artificial intelligence), entities, yet are torn in different directions to achieve justice for humanity.Space Ice may say that it thinks Dane Cook is funny, but we can all agree that Breen is way superior than Cook's performance in "Simon Sez".
- DirectorEnzo G. CastellariStarsErik EstradaEnnio GirolamiMichael PritchardA crazed physician invents a death ray and threatens to destroy San Francisco unless he is paid $10 million.
- DirectorPitofStarsHalle BerrySharon StoneBenjamin BrattA shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas."A piece of shit godawful movie"
— Halle Berry at the Razzies.
"They're straight-up basketball fucking!" - Bryan.
"Game over! It's overtime!" - DirectorClay MoffattStarsBecky Jo HarrisClay MoffattBen VazquezTeenage secret agents must travel to the past and stop an evil doctor from creating a virus that wipes out all life in the future.
- DirectorSean P. DonahueStarsRichard LynchSean P. DonahueR. Elizabeth CarabarinWhile on a hunting trip, two friends witness a gangland style execution by Mr. Caine, a diamond smuggler. Garret and Paulie then become the hunted. Paulie is killed and Garret vows to avenge his friend's death.Aka "Stock Sounds: The Movie".
*insert stock sound effect of knife spinning here* - DirectorJeff LiebermanStarsAlexander BrickelKatheryn WinnickStephen GrahamA naive young boy unknowingly becomes the pawn of a serial killer.
- DirectorSimuel Denell RankinsStarsMary Jane MahanPamela GreenL. Warren YoungTwo strangers, Kelly, who is ready to tell her story, and Detective Jackson, who is ready to hear it, will discover each other and be eternally connected through Kelly's suicide blogs. 'The Suicide Blogs' follows Detective Jackson as she works hard to discover the reason a suspect would commit a murder suicide and what she discovers through Kelly blogs will change her life forever.
- DirectorBenny TjandraDoug TochiokaStarsMel NovakLaurene LandonDavid PrakA group of mercenaries hired as contract killers are hunted down by the Mafia, the Yakuza, the Russian Mob, and the Tongs all at once.
- DirectorAmir ValiniaStarsDMXKris KristoffersonSheldon RobinsSet in post hurricane New Orleans. A brutal Mexican drug lord busts out of jail to retrieve the $15 million that his girlfriend is hiding. Can he find the girl and the cash before the cops track him down?AKA "Jump Out Boys".
Dedicated to the late DMX, who, by the way, is not the guy pictured on the cover. That's actually Sheldon Robbins. - DirectorM. Night ShyamalanStarsJaden SmithDavid DenmanWill SmithA crash landing leaves Kitai Raige and his father Cypher stranded on Earth, a millennium after events forced humanity's escape. With Cypher injured, Kitai must embark on a perilous journey to signal for help."DENIED! SIT DOWN!" - Cypher Raige.
- DirectorAndrzej BartkowiakStarsAlexander NevskyKelly HuEvgeniy StychkinThe agents of the Federal Security Service of Russia and the US Secret Service are forced to work together to prevent a full-scale international crisis."Oh look! It's Rush Hour but it takes place in Moscow, stars Alexander 'The Wolf' Nevsky, Tom Arnold, Billy Baldwin, and Lady Deathstrike, and it was written by the same writer behind the original movie! That'll make money in our country!" - Some people.
- DirectorBJ DavisStarsKely McClungAlex MenesesKarl JohnsonD.E.A. agent, John Lambert fights the powerful drug cartels on a daily basis. But when his partner is killed in a violent shoot-out, Lambert needs some time away from the job to cope.
- DirectorKevin SummerfieldStarsTimothy StultzErika AnnKen MitzkovitzA shy, bullied boy receives an ancient tome with the power to transport him to an enchanted forest, where the woodland inhabitants rely on him as their only hope for fending off an evil king and invaders.
- DirectorPeter SullivanStarsGary ValentineDean CainElisa DonovanA talking dog (Joey Lawrence) encounters a haunted house, a creepy neighbor (Lance Henriksen) and a scary canine (Mayim Bialik).
- DirectorPaul KyriaziStarsLincoln BeversNasanin NuriHannah JanssenAfter a one night affair, a young man is left with extra power and a cryptic message. He searches for the woman to find out the source of her power.
- DirectorBrett MonkStarsMikayla LeybovichStacey BradshawTrevor Stevie Ray OntiverosA beautiful young spy moves back to her rural home and solves mysteries with the help of her home-schooled childhood friends.
- DirectorDavid HueyStarsGary DanielsDavid CarradineTadashi YamashitaProject K.I.C.K was a drug given to cattle to make them grow quicker, if the meat is eaten from these cattle it has horrible side effects. James is a martial artist hired by the DEA to find to a dealer his former Master who is trying to start selling the drug in an American. But little does James know not is what it seems.Dedicated to the late David Carradine.
- DirectorChristian FilippellaStarsMargaret O'BrienRonn MossBrandon Tyler RussellThe Foxworth family decides to spend Christmas with Aunt Maggie, but when they get there they find her beloved bakery under threat. It's up to the family to band together, save the bakery, and pull off a Christmas miracle.AKA "Beverly Hills Christmas II".
- DirectorKevin Alyn EldersStarsDennis RodmanDane CookJohn PinetteBasketball superstar Dennis Rodman stars as a hip Interpol agent attempting to defeat the deadly plans of a crazed arms dealer."Simon Sez no matter how starved you are for something to watch, there has to be a better option than this dreadfully misguided action thriller." - Actual Rotten Tomatoes critic consensus.
"Dane Cook is burning hotter than the fucking sun!" - Bryan.
"Gentlemen, coming to the stage. FREE WILLY!" (whale noise).
Dedicated to the late John Pinette, Ricky Harris, and Filip Nikolic. - DirectorIan WeeksStarsCarlos RamosTipu SultanDoug GrantA sleepy village. A forest the locals do not dare enter. All are killed who venture inside. A hot headed, arrogant martial artist, hell-bent on entering a UK Martial Arts Championship is sent to this village by his Sensei for one last day of training. The martial artist doesn't believe he needs any more training, but the forest will reveal to him he is still a student, knows nothing. and discovers secrets about his Sensei's past that are beyond his imagination.
- DirectorFrancis MegahyStarsPierce BrosnanRay McAnallyAlison DoodyAn Irish tough-guy debt collector is asked by his local community to help rid the town of developers bent on building a chemical plant on the outskirts of town. The developers are ruthless and have sent their heavies into town to keep the locals quiet.
- DirectorDavid WintersStarsGary DanielsComfort FedokeAva FabianTwo young dancers fall in love and eventually work together to win a dance competition."I would run 500 miles just to prove I love ya...I would even try being a lesbian" - Actual song lyrics
- DirectorShane Van DykeStarsShane Van DykeMarie WestbrookBruce DavisonA century after the fateful voyage of the original, modern luxury liner Titanic II sets sail. Will this ship suffer the same fate as her namesake?