We call them Twinkies. You've seen them on television acting the news,
modeling and fracturing the news while you wonder whether they've read
the news - or if they've blow-dried their brains, too.
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
On growth: I think laughter may be a form of courage. As humans we sometimes stand tall and look into the sun and laugh, and I think we are never more brave than when we do that.
On time: How is it that so often...I get the feeling I've worked hard to learn something I already know, or knew, once.
On experience: If you don't want to get old, don't mellow.