[on being referred to a middle-aged, 2006] "I get that a lot, but I'm
only 34, for f***'s sake! But then, I've had that all my life; I'm
used to it. I've always looked older than I am, like everybody's dad.
When I was nine, I looked eleven, and so on. I've never been ID'd in
bars - never. Once, I based an entire show on me looking older than I
was. I got the audience to guess my age: the average turned out to be
37. I was 29 at the time."