Poll: Great Caesar's Ghost! More Fictitious Swear Words

Results of 1,561 votes:

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   Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

    

   You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. - Sug…
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   A Christmas Story (1983)

    

   "It's a clinker! That blasted stupid furnace dadgummit!" and "You filty sicken hook-aid! Oh, smelly wok buster! Grout shell fratten house stickle fifer! You bladder puss nut grafter! Do…
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   The Simpsons (1989)

    

   "D'oh" - Suggested by yrnej and "GM Chrysler!" - Suggested by kolybear70
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   Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

    

   "I'm distracting you, you big turd blossom!" - Suggested by yrnej
5. 5.
   

   Friends (1994)

    

   "Va fa Napoli!" - Suggested by ElMaruecan82
6. 6.
   

   Batman (1966)

    

   "Holy Atomic Pile, Batman!" - Suggested by dan_dassow
7. 7.
   

   Ant-Man (2015)

    

   "Your fiancé is an Ass-hat."
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   Castle (2009)

    

   "Shut the Front Door" - Suggested by chockfullofrock
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   Back to the Future Part II (1989)

    

   "Hilldale, nothing but a breeding ground for tranks, lobos and zipheads." - Suggested by ElMaruecan82
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    Adventures of Superman (1952)

     

    "Great Caesar's Ghost" - Suggested by dan_dassow
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    Despicable Me (2010)

     

    "Zip it, Happy Meal!"
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    The Adventures of Tintin (2011)

     

    "10,000 Thundering Typhoons! Come here you pilfering parakeet!" or "Blistering Barnacles!" - Suggested by ElMaruecan82
13. 13.
    

    Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)

     

    "This is Nuckin' Futs!"
14. 14.
    

    Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

     

    "A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?" and "Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!"
15. 15.
    

    Office Space (1999)

     

    "There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys." - Suggested by yrnej
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    Toy Story (1995)

     

    "Patootie" and "Son of a Building Block"
17. 17.
    

    Home Improvement (1991)

     

    "Mother father!" - Suggested by charlie_a_wilson
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    Lost in Space (1965)

     

    "Pusillanimous Pip-squeak" or "Tintinnabulating Tin Can" - Suggested by Dweezer
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    My Little Chickadee (1940)

     

    "Godfrey Daniel! Beelzebub! I've been hoodwinked. Shadrach and Abednego! The mystery of the fur coat. And I wanted to kiss you!" - Suggested by horn-5
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    You Can't Cheat an Honest Man (1939)

     

    "You absent yourself from this house immediately! You pharisee... you pecksniff... you egregious tartuffle!" - Suggested by horn-5
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    It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown (1992)

     

    "Hockey stick!"
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    Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (2012)

     

    "Bolshevik!"
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    Captain Jake and the Never Land Pirates (2011)

     

    "Oh coconuts!"
24. 24.
    

    Never Give a Sucker an Even Break (1941)

     

    "Suffering sciatica! Last time is was pink elephants." - Suggested by horn-5
25. 25.
    

    Nero Wolfe (1969)

     

    "Cheese'n'rice" - Suggested by chockfullofrock
26. 26.
    

    The Fatal Glass of Beer (1933)

     

    "My old embouchure isn't what it used to be." - Suggested by horn-5
27. 27.
    

    It's a Gift (1934)

     

    "Shades of Bacchus!" - Suggested by horn-5
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    You're Telling Me! (1934)

     

    "Drat!" - Suggested by horn-5