Film Critic Roger Ebert could get pissy when a movie didn't please him. Regardless of whether you share his opinion on the title, which of these mean quotes do you think is the funniest?
This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. The movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. The movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sen…
What James Mason [...] is doing in this film is beyond me; he told one interviewer he needed the money for his alimony payments, but surely jail would've been better.
I had a colonoscopy once, and they let me watch it on TV. It was more entertaining than The Brown Bunny. It was the worst movie ever shown at Cannes and I was so bored during the screening, I started …
"The Lovely Bones" is a deplorable film with this message: If you're a 14-year-old girl who has been brutally raped and murdered by a serial killer, you have a lot to look forward to."
I believe that the shark wants revenge against Mrs. Brody. [...] After all, her husband was one of the men who hunted this shark and killed it, blowing it to bits. And what shark wouldn't want revenge…
Caligula is sickening, utterly worthless, shameful trash. If it is not the worst film I have ever seen, that makes it all the more shameful: People with talent allowed themselves to participate in thi…
How does Michael Myers support himself in the long years between his slashing outbreaks? I picture him working in a fast-food joint. “He never spoke much, but boy, could he dice those onions!"
There is a movie called Fargo playing right now. It is a masterpiece. Go see it. If you, under any circumstances, see Little Indian, Big City, I will never let you read one of my reviews again.
Add it all up, and what you've got here is a waste of good electricity. I'm not talking about the electricity between the actors. I'm talking about the current to the projector.
Last year, I reviewed a nine-hour documentary about the lives of Mongolian yak herdsmen, and I would rather see it again than sit through "The Frighteners".
I am informed that 5,000 cockroaches were used in the filming of Joe’s Apartment. That depresses me, but not as much as the news that none of them were harmed during the production.
The movie has been signed by Michael Bay. This is the same man who directed "The Rock" in 1996. Now he has made "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen". Faust made a better deal.
"Return to the Blue Lagoon" aspires to the soft-core porn achievements of the earlier film, but succeeds instead of creating a new genre, no-core porn.
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo makes a living cleaning fish tanks and occasionally prostituting himself. How much he charges I'm not sure, but the price is worth it if it keeps him off the streets and…
Dice Rules is one of the most appalling movies I have ever seen. It could not be more damaging to the career of Andrew Dice Clay if it had been made as a documentary by someone who hated him. The fact…
In my research I discovered that the scientific name for fear of Friday the 13th is paraskavedekatriaphobia. I envision a new franchise: "Paraskavedekatriaphobia: A New Beginning," "Par…
Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson star. I neglected to mention that, maybe because I was trying to place them in this review's version of the Witness Protection Program.
My guess is that African Americans will be offended by the movie, and whites will be embarrassed. The movie will bring us all together, I imagine, in paralyzing boredom.
The movie plays as if the life experience of its makers has been limited to watching movies. So do Tarantino's movies, but he's talented, or maybe he saw better movies.
The real Skull and Bones has existed for two centuries, and has counted presidents, tycoons, and CIA founders among its alumni. Membership was an honor—until now. After seeing this movie, members are …
An acronym is an abbreviation formed from the initial letters of other words and pronounced as a word.
Which of these acronym titles and their meanings, is the best name for a movie? You may discuss t…
It's important to come into any film with a certain level of imagination, a suspension of disbelief if you will, but these movies just tried to stretch that potential a little bit too far. Which of t…
What film franchise do you think will be the first to have a sequel 100 years after creation? Hope we will be able to see these in Dolby V.R. (Virtual Reality!) Silent Era films are omitted. Franchise…
Dino De Laurentiis (1919 – 2010) was an Italian (later naturalized American) film producer. He was one of the producers who brought Italian cinema to the international scene at the end of World War I…
Blaxploitation: a film genre of the 1970s featuring African-American actors and often having antiestablishment plots, sometimes criticized for stereotypical characterization and glorification of viole…
'All God's Creatures, Large & Lame' is the first chapter from John Wilson's book: 'The Official Razzie Movie Guide: Enjoying the Best of Hollywood’s Worst'. The book was released in 2005 to celebr…
These movies have the dubious distinction of being listed on the inaugural IMDb Bottom 100, they have since been replaced by supposedly even worse rated films. Which movie do you think deserves the m…
You are making ? 7th sequel in a film series of questionable quality. You are too ashamed to name your new movie Part 8... so what do do? Simple - use the ''Re-word'' cliche. Which one of these ''Re-w…
Which of these fourth installments in a franchise, is your favorite? Do you vote for the fourth James Bond film Thunderball? Or do you prefer to vote for the 87 film, Jaws: The Revenge. Discuss here
Starting on 10 August, 2014, is this year's famous "Shark Week" on Discovery Channel. Other networks are getting in on the fun by celebrating "Snark Week" and other such tributes, …
As far as stinkers go, 1997 was a year of 'titanic' proportions. Some of the following movies can be labeled as guilty pleasures but let's say they didn't stand the test of time the way their makers …
Which of these holiday horror movies* set against the backdrop of an international or national celebration is your favorite? * Limit one holiday movie answer option per franchise with 10,000+ IMDb vot…
Discuto hero (only one-word titles, some titles were eligible like Jo (1971) or Borsalino (1970) but to keep it at 35, I only selected movies with poster pictures)
Despite his status as one of Hollywood's preeminent filmmakers, there have never been very many sequels to the movies of Steven Spielberg. Fewer still have been helmed by the man himself: just four ou…