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Poll: Best of C.D. Bales's Joking Insults Better Than "Big Nose"?
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yrnej
.
In
Roxanne (1987)
, a modern update of
Cyrano de Bergerac (1950)
, a drunk calls
C. D. Bales
(
Steve Martin
) "big nose" and C.D. responds by coming up with 25 joking insults that are more clever. Which is your favorite?
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Obvious Child (2014)
Obvious
: 'Scuse me, is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
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The Weather Man (2005)
Meteorological
: Everybody take cover, she's going to blow!
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Fashion (2008)
Fashionable
: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like... Wyoming.
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Personal Best (1982)
Personal
: Well, here we are, just the three of us.
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Tillie's Punctured Romance (1914)
Punctual
: All right, Delbman, your nose was on time but YOU were fifteen minutes late!
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Envy (2004)
Envious
: Ooooh, I wish I were you! Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear!
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Naughty Marietta (1935)
Naughty
: Uh, pardon me, sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.
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The Philosopher Kings (2009)
Philosophical
: You know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's IN IT that matters.
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The Good Humor Man (2005)
Humorous
: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze, and it's goodbye, Seattle!
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Commercial Kings (2011)
Commercial
: Hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for $39.95!
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A Polite Bribe (2013)
Polite
: Uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo.
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The Broadway Melody (1929)
Melodic
: He's got... The whole world in his nose!
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One + One (1968)
Sympathetic
: Aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
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Compliments of the Season (1930)
Complimentary
: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.
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Alan Alda in Scientific American Frontiers (1990)
Scientific
: Say, does that thing there influence the tides?
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Jude the Obscure (1971)
Obscure
: Whoa! I'd hate to see the grindstone.
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Inquiring Nuns (1968)
Inquiring
: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
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The French Connection (1971)
French
: Saihr, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave!
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An Affair of Love (1999)
Pornographic
: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once!
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Religious Racketeers (1938)
Religious
: The Lord giveth... and He just kept on giving, didn't He?
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The Disgustings (2014)
Disgusting
: Say, who mows your nose hair?
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Paranoid (2000)
Paranoid
: Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
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Coffee Town (2013)
Aromatic
: It must wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee... in Brazil.
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Mutual Appreciation (2005)
Appreciative
: Oooh, how original! Most people just have their teeth capped.
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Dirty Dancing (1987)
Dirty
: Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?
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