- Gwynplaine: [Via subtitles, to the House of Lords] A king made me a clown! A queen made me a Peer! But first, God made me a man!
- Lord Clancharlie: I came back to find my little son. What have you done with him?
- King James II: By our grace he is still alive, and quite well, I believe. A Comprachico surgeon carved a grin upon his face so he might laugh forever at his fool of a father.
- Ursus: [looking at the baby] Blind!
- [sees Gwynplaine grinning]
- Ursus: Stop laughing! Stop laughing I say!
- Gwynplaine as a child: I'm not laughing!
- Ursus: [looks at Gwynplaine's grin] Comprachicos!
- Ursus: Who disturbs the rest of Ursus the philosopher?
- Gwynplaine as a child: My name is Gwynplaine and I am cold and hungry.
- Ursus: [while getting Gwynplaine some food, Gwynplaine takes the baby out of his coat and puts her on the table, turning around] What, are there TWO of you?