Marianne (I) (1929)

Cliff Edwards: Soapy

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Quotes 

• Soapy : Can't you expectorate that man outta your mind?

• Soapy : Say lady, you lookin' for a pig, sure 'nuff? How we gonna tell 'im? What does he look like?

  Marianne : What does he look like? He look like you!

• Soapy : Lady, you sure did save us from that hoosegow.

  Sam : Oh, you sweet baby, I could kiss you.

  Stagg : Gee, that was beaucoup swell of you not to squeal on us.

• Soapy : Looks like the hoosegow for us.

• Soapy : Say, does anybody around here speak enough Frog to get that?

• Soapy : [singing w/ukelele]  And I love my sugar, More and more, Every time she's beside me, I'm beside myself, She's got a cute comfy coach...

• Soapy : Boy, if I ever get ahold of an onion, I'm gonna masa-cree it.

• Soapy : [singing w/ukelele]  We got to get together, You better hang on to me, Salt hangs on to pepper, Scotchmen hang on to dough, Fleas hang on to Airedales, And the shad hangs to its flow, Hot dogs hang to mustard, Ham hangs on to eggs, Flies hang on to fly papers, Garters hang on to legs...

• Sam : Go ahead, play some music. We'll wake her up. Hot music, boy!

  Soapy : [singing w/ukelele]  Oh honey, It's so funny, The way I feel with you, Start heatin', Because I'm needin', A love that should be new, Your kiss would be a revelation, So put a few in circulation, Stop stallin', Begin fallin', The way I fell for you...

• Soapy : There's the fella that is the real fella of the gal that Stagg thought he was fella of.

• Soapy : Sing like Maurice Chevalier.

  Marianne : Oh, no. No, no. No! I have no straw hat.

  [someone throws her a straw hat] 

  Marianne : Oui!

  [singing] 

  Marianne : Every little breeze seems to whisper "Louise", Birds in the trees seem to twitter "Louise", Each little rose, Tells me that I adore you, love you...

• Sam : Well, how are we getting along with our work?

  Soapy : How are we gettin' along with the work? I'm the only one that works around here. You don't do a thing. You just dress up.

  Sam : Without my brains, this company is nuthin'. I am the teller.

  Soapy : You're the what?

  Sam : I am the teller. I tell you what to do and - you do it.

• Sam : Oh, Soapy I had a dream about that girl again last night.

  Soapy : Which one?

  Sam : The girl from Noochateau. Oh, I was crazy about that girl.

  Soapy : Who?

  Sam : The girl from Noochateau. And she was cuckoo-nuts for me too!

  Soapy : Who?

  Sam : The girl from Noochateau. I wanna tell you, if I could mine discharge from the army, I would go right back and marry her.

  Soapy : Who?

  Sam : The girl from Noochateau. Boy, she had about nine of everything which I was craving.

  Soapy : Who?

  Sam : The *girl* from Noochateau.