- Marjorie Blake: I think Julia's awfully interested in you.
- John Augustus Miller: She's gonna turn my libido outward.
- Marjorie Blake: What for?
- John Augustus Miller: Just so she can look at it, I guess.
- Girl: [John jumps down from a tree and startles a couple who are kissing] He scared me so I bit my lip.
- Boy: Your lip? It was my lip you bit.
- Boy: That's right. He's studying to be an idiot!