- Mrs. Kane: [while serving Elmer a hearty breakfast of eggs, pancakes, syrup, sausage, bacon, toast, juice, and coffee] Would you like a piece of apple pie, too?
- Elmer Kane: Yes, bring it in, I'll flirt with it.
- Sarah: Here's your pie. Want some doughnuts?
- Elmer Kane: No I don't think I - o'COURSE I want some doughnuts!
- Elmer Kane: I'll take it. Everybody's been makin' a fool outta me. Everybody... I might as well be gettin' paid for bein' a fool.