6 Day Bike Rider (1934)

George Chandler: Abner

Quotes 

• Wilfred Simpson : Is Phyllis around the premise?

  Abner : Yeah, she give me a message for ya.

  Wilfred Simpson : Yeah, well, do you want to whisper it to me?

  Abner : Why should I whisper it?

  Wilfred Simpson : Oh, well, I thought it might be kinda mushy. What'd she say?

  Abner : Well, she said to tell you that she threw that stuffed owl you give her last Easter down the cess pool. She never wants to see you again and if you set your foot on the premise, her father's gonna sting your hide with a black snake whip.

• Wilfred Simpson : She better be careful. In the irritable mood I'm in today, I might just call off our engagement.

  Abner : Ah, she don't act like she's engaged to ya.

  Wilfred Simpson : Well, certainly not! She don't know nothin' about it. I never told her. If I did, she'd tell folks and I wanted to keep it a secret.

• Wilfred Simpson : Say, Abner, that is rotten milk! The cows get into some stink weed or something?

  Abner : That ain't milk! That's termite lotion! I've been pourin' it around to kill red ants!