Merry Wives of Reno (1934)
Guy Kibbee: Tom
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Quotes
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Tom : What's that got to do with me? I don't go around tunin' lady's pianos.
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Tom : Now, listen, little snookie-wookie, I don't want to engage in any brawls.
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Tom : I took it to the cleaners to get it cleaned.
Lois : Which cleaners?
Tom : Huh? Oh, the one around the corner - the cleaning shop and laundry.
Lois : You mean to say they're open at this hour? Ten o'clock at night!
Tom : Those Chinamen work all the time.
Lois : The place on the corner happens to be a French cleaning shop.
Tom : Huh? The proprietor is from French Indo-China!
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Tom : Any body that can handle my wife, like I have for 19 years, can handle any woman! Say, what I do to her!
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Tom : Now, just a minute, I can explain anything - I - I mean everything!
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Colonel Fitch : Did you knock?
Bunny : So! This is why you moved out of our apartment, huh! So you could have pajama parties with women at three o'clock in the morning.
Colonel Fitch : Well, my watch was stopped and I didn't know what time it was.
Frank : Where's my wife?
Tom : Where's my wife?
Colonel Fitch : Oh, have you mislaid your wives?
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Tom : All right, little snookie-wookie. Now that you've ordered that fur coat, I, I suppose I'll have to pay for it, but that, that 25 hundred dollars is liable to drive me right into the bankruptcy court!
Lois : Well, if you don't pay for it they'll drive you right into the morgue!
Tom : 25 hundred dollars is just the initial cost. You've got to add to that the price of my breakfast every morning at Child's.
Lois : What's the matter with the breakfast *I* get you?
Tom : Well, the 19 years I've been married to you, I never had a chance to find out whether you can cook or not. You've always started a quarrel before I got started eatin'.
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Tom : [drunkenly] My friend, did you ever beat a hasty retreat through an open winda?
Proprietor of Jim's Diner : You see this?
[points to a large scar on his forehead]
Proprietor of Jim's Diner : I didn't even have time to *open* the window.
Tom : That's nuthin'. One night in Great Neck, her husband dropped in outta the clear sky, and I dropped out of the 2nd story winda. I've had flat feet ever since.
[they laugh]