Department Store (1935)

Sebastian Shaw: John Goodman Johnson

Quotes 

• Oxford Student : And don't forget, if you want your appendix out, or your tonsils trimmed, I'm your man, when I've qualified.

  John Goodman Johnson : When!

  Oxford Student : By the time I've had one year or two at hospital, what I know about surgery will fill a book!

  John Goodman Johnson : Yes, and what you don't know will fill a cemetery!

• Sacked Porter : I wouldn't work for Bradbury again for 100 a week, the ruddy hypocrite!

  John Goodman Johnson : Maybe you've got him all wrong. Maybe he's just a disciplinarian.

  Sacked Porter : He can be a vegetarian for all I care!