Miss Pacific Fleet (1935)
Joan Blondell: Gloria Fay
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Quotes
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Mr. J. August Freytag : Woo-woo-woo-woo.
Gloria Fay : I'll be there in a jiffy. Throw your anchor on the couch and turn on the radio.
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Policeman Arresting Gloria : Mr. Freytag, I'm sorry. I didn't recognize you.
Mr. J. August Freytag : I'm a victim of a frame up.
Gloria Fay : You are not! This is all a mistake. I was expecting somebody else.
Mr. J. August Freytag : Your intentions were certainly not honorable.
Gloria Fay : They were to! I'm a respectable citizen. I was expecting a gentlemen, not him!
Policeman Arresting Gloria : Oh, you were, were you. Well, you better tell that to the judge. He's a good listener. Get your duds.
Gloria Fay : I'll fix you for this, Mr. Fried Egg!
Mr. J. August Freytag : Freytag.
Gloria Fay : You're still a fried egg to me!
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Mae O'Brien : Oh, Gloria.
Gloria Fay : What kept you so long?
Mae O'Brien : Honest to Pete, I got here as soon as I could.
Gloria Fay : What'd you do? Race a snail over?
Mae O'Brien : How was the judge to you?
Gloria Fay : Swell. He treated me like a robbed a gas station.
Mae O'Brien : What'd he book you for?
Gloria Fay : Conspiracy. What'd you think, manslaughter?
Mae O'Brien : What'd he give you?
Gloria Fay : 30 days in jail or a 100 dollar fine.
Mae O'Brien : Look, you leave everything to me, see.
Gloria Fay : Yeah, and end up in the chair. No thanks.
Mae O'Brien : I'm going to see the judge. And when I get through with him, you'll either be out or I'll be in.
Gloria Fay : Don't do it. I know another way to waste your time to better advantage.
Mae O'Brien : How?
Gloria Fay : Try to raise a 100.
Mae O'Brien : I've got as much chance raising a war debt.
Gloria Fay : Well, so long, I'll see you in four weeks.
Mae O'Brien : Now, wait. Wait. I've got an idea. You keep your chin up, see.
Gloria Fay : What for? To lead with?
Mae O'Brien : I'm going to have you on the sidewalk in one hour.
Gloria Fay : With the fleet in, that sure sounds rosy.
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Gloria Fay : Don't look now, but, there's something awfully cute sitting over there that's been blinking at me for the last five minutes.
Mae O'Brien : Oh, not bad looking.
Gloria Fay : That's what makes me nervous. I know my weakness.
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Gloria Fay : Riding on water always has a funny affect on me.
Sergeant Tom Foster : What affect?
Gloria Fay : Makes me feel kinda droopy.
Sergeant Tom Foster : Ha-ha-ha. You don't look droopy.
Gloria Fay : Oh, I don't mean droopy-droopy. I mean dreamy-droopy.
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Gloria Fay : All our lives, let's be dreamy-droopy.
Sergeant Tom Foster : I make 104 dollars and 60 cents a month.
Gloria Fay : That's plenty.
Sergeant Tom Foster : I'm going to get a pension too.
Gloria Fay : When?
Sergeant Tom Foster : April 1953. Only 18 years. We have an awful lot to look forward to.
Gloria Fay : We're going to have an awful lot to look forward to.
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Gloria Fay : How can you eat watermelon, cucumbers and cheese and then bananas?
Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : Can I help it I like bicarbonate?
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Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : Whadda think I got a head for?
Gloria Fay : Just an excuse to use a comb.
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Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : I got a pal. Sgt. Tom Foster. He'd do anything for me on account of I saved his life once.
Gloria Fay : How?
Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : He arrested me once and I went along without fightin'.