Miss Pacific Fleet (1935)
Hugh Herbert: Mr. J. August Freytag
Quotes
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Mr. J. August Freytag : Our plans for our beauty contest are well at hand. So, to decide the Navy's most favorite young woman, each vote to be represented by each 10 cent purchase of merchandise.
Mr. Winch, Chewing Gum Manufacturer : Please, Mr. Freytag.
Mr. J. August Freytag : What do you want? What? What is it, eh, Mr. eh, eh, Mr. Squish?
Mr. Winch, Chewing Gum Manufacturer : Winch, is the name.
Mr. J. August Freytag : Winch. Alright, go ahead.
Mr. Winch, Chewing Gum Manufacturer : Why not make it one vote for every nickel? I sell chewing gum.
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Mr. J. August Freytag : Yes. What is it?
Miss LeMay, Freytag's Secretary : Mr. Freytag, your wife's on the phone, she wants to give you a kiss.
Mr. J. August Freytag : You take it and I'll get it from you later.
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Mr. J. August Freytag : Hello, angel.
Sadie Freytag : Don't soft soap me. You've got women up there, haven't you August.
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Sadie Freytag : Oh, you, you worm! I'll come down there and kick your pants off!
[Slams down the phone]
Mr. J. August Freytag : Oh, that's very sweet of you dear. I'll do the same thing for you some day.
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Mr. J. August Freytag : Do you mind if I telephone my wife?
Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : No, she ain't my wife.
Mr. J. August Freytag : Yeah, congratulations.
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Mr. J. August Freytag : Mr. Wiggins, I want you to meet Mrs. Freytag, she's a very charming woman. Mrs. Freytag, Mr Wiggins. Mr Wiggins, Mrs. Freytag.
Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : Hiya Toots!
[Phone slams down]
Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins : Hey, what's the idea? She hung up right away.
Mr. J. August Freytag : It's a habit I'd wish she'd cultivate.
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Mr. J. August Freytag : Woo-woo-woo-woo.
Gloria Fay : I'll be there in a jiffy. Throw your anchor on the couch and turn on the radio.
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Policeman Arresting Gloria : Mr. Freytag, I'm sorry. I didn't recognize you.
Mr. J. August Freytag : I'm a victim of a frame up.
Gloria Fay : You are not! This is all a mistake. I was expecting somebody else.
Mr. J. August Freytag : Your intentions were certainly not honorable.
Gloria Fay : They were to! I'm a respectable citizen. I was expecting a gentlemen, not him!
Policeman Arresting Gloria : Oh, you were, were you. Well, you better tell that to the judge. He's a good listener. Get your duds.
Gloria Fay : I'll fix you for this, Mr. Fried Egg!
Mr. J. August Freytag : Freytag.
Gloria Fay : You're still a fried egg to me!