Steamboat Round the Bend (1935)
Irvin S. Cobb: Captain Eli
Quotes
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Captain Eli : Hot ziggety! We got him beat four ways to Sunday now! Glory be!
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Captain Eli : What could you do on a steamboat?
Doctor John Pearly : Well, I'm just gonna sit up in the pilot's house and toot the whistle and listen to that old river sing.
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Captain Eli : You stick to doctorin'. You ain't no steamboat man.
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Captain Eli : Say, you better stay away from Salt Creek. They lynched one of them there hootchy-kootchy shows there last week.
Doctor John Pearly : Where was you sittin'? On the front row?
Captain Eli : I sure was!
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Doctor John Pearly : You still wanna bet the Pride of Paducah against the Claremore Queen?
Captain Eli : As I recall, that was the terms of the bet, unless you're crawfishing.
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Captain Eli : Give 'er everything you've got! Spread 'er wide open and put two more men on the safety valve!
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Captain Eli : Mink, when I get sound asleep, take this here cigar out of my mouth, will ya?
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Captain Eli : Holy jumpin' catfish!