The Big Broadcast of 1937 (1936)

Bob Burns: Bob Black

Quotes 

• Telephone Girl : With whom would you like an audition?

  Bob Black : Leopold Stokowski.

  Telephone Girl : Sorry, the maestro is in rehearsal.

  Bob Black : Yeah, but where's Leopold Stokowski?

  Telephone Girl : Mr. Stokowski is in rehearsal now.

  Bob Black : When do you reckon would be a good time to see him?

  Telephone Girl : Well, I suggest that you come back the second Tuesday in June 1984, at 6:00.

  Bob Black : Thank you, lady.

  [Starts to leave, then comes back] 

  Bob Black : Now lady, do you mean morning or afternoon?

• Bob Black : She's in her late 50s and that woman never put a nickel's worth of cosmetics on her face in her life. And right, today, she's got a complexion just like a peach: yellow and fuzzy.

• Bob Black : Now, you know, I never could understand, to save my life, why you women call 'em 'beauty secrets' when you always waited to get into public places to dab it on?

• Bob Black : Now, I don't wanna get personal about this thing, but, I've noticed when you women look at yourselves in a mirror, you always walk up and get a front view of yourselves. You oughta back up to a mirror once in awhile. Honestly, you don't seem to care how you look in de back.

• Bob Black : Pardon me, lady, but I'm lookin' for Mr. Stokowski.

  Mrs. Platt : Well, anybody can look for Mr. Stokowski. But, get Mr. Stokowski to look for you, then you got something. Or, have you?

• Bob Black : He knows how to make love and I don't know nothin' about that.

  Mrs. Platt : Oh, well, there's nothing to it. I could show it to you in a minute.