Little Red Walking Hood (1937)
Tedd Pierce: Wolf, Audience Member
Quotes
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Elmer : [after hearing a recurring unknown little man now named Elmer re-appear, that's lightly whistling a tune, the wolf's curiosity and temper quickly rises irately]
Wolf : Hey, bud! Hey, just a minute, bud! Now who the heck are you anyway?
Elmer : Who, me?
[Hits wolf with a mallet, knocking him out]
Elmer : *chuckles* I'm the hero in this picture! *chuckles*
Elmer : [Iris closes, irises opens to show Elmer starts kissing Little Red Walking Hood continuously & his kissing continued as the iris re-closes]
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Wolf : [a la Elmer Blurt] *knocks door* I hope the old Grandma's to home. I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope.
Grandma : Who's there?
Wolf : [clears throat, does a high-pitched girly voice] It's me, Little Red Riding Habit.
[Grandma looks at the peeping hatch with the wolf heading in]
Grandma : [shuts hatch] Woo! Wolf, stay away from my door!
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[Grandma whoops and hollers while escaping from the wolf until the phone rings]
Grandma : [gets on a chair and crosses her fingers] Uh-uh, King's X.
[Wolf forces to wait while Grandma answers the phone]
Grandma : Hello? Hello? Oh, yes.
Grandma : [to the audience] Would you people pardon me just a minute.
Grandma : Eh, let me see. 1 dozen eggs.
Grandma : [to the audience] It's the grocer, folks. Heh...
Grandma : A pound of butter, 1 head of lettuce, a can of peas, another batch of summer squash...
Wolf : Aw, come on, Grandma!
Grandma : ...a lemon pie and a... case of gin. Goodbye.
[Hangs up phone]
Grandma : *whoops* Here we go again!
[resumes chasing]
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Wolf : [posing as Grandma] Uh, come in.
Little Red Walking Hood : But Grandmother, what large eyes you have?
Wolf : All the better to see you with, my dear.
Little Red Walking Hood : And Grandmother, what a large schnozzola you have
Wolf : I can't hear very good. Come a little clo-o-o-ser.
Little Red Walking Hood : And Grandmother...
Little Red Walking Hood : [to the audience] Rather childish and a bit silly, don't you think?
Little Red Walking Hood : What enormous teeth you possess?
Wolf : [chases Red] Yeah, well, it's all the better to eat you with!