- Nellie Moore: And what are you doing?
- Newlywed: Nothing.
- Nellie Moore: Well, would you mind going downstairs and doing it with your wife.
- Cecilia Moore: I'd give anything to see it.
- Rinaldo Lopez: Well, someday when you come to Hollywood. And you will; because, all pretty girls come to Hollywood.
- Nellie Moore: Come on, Joe, let's get outta here.
- Sheriff: Here, here. Look here, look here. Now, I'm the Sheriff.
- Nellie Moore: Well, do your duty and go back to sleep.
- Radio Announcer: [on the radio] I wish all you folks listening in could be here tonight. Why, I can stand here at the microphone and reach out and touch Wallace Beery, Jean Harlow, Joan Crawford, Robert Taylor and a dozen others.
- Cecilia Moore: Did you hear that Nellie?
- Nellie Moore: Tell him to touch Clark Gable for me.
- Cecilia Moore: [singing] Whisper that you're mine, And you'll make this night divine, Just reach in the sky, There's love for you and I, So, let's pick a star.
- Director: Now, you know what you've got to do?
- Oliver Hardy: We know it backwards.
- Stan Laurel: Say, do we have to do this backwards?
- Director: No, no, no!
- Stan Laurel: Well, when am I supposed to look dumb?
- Nellie Moore: Oh and by the way, where are all these movie stars like Garbo and Gable that you were going to show us?
- Rinaldo Lopez: Did you want to see stars?
- Nellie Moore: Well, certainly. You didn't think we wanted to look at you all night, did you? At least show us Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck or somethin'.
- Rinaldo Lopez: My dear, I can't even allow myself to think of marriage.
- Cecilia Moore: No?
- Rinaldo Lopez: No! For several reasons. First, my contract won't allow it. Second, my public won't permit it. And third, I'm not the marrying kind!
- Dimitri Hogan: I don't want any sarcasm out of you. All I want is: *hot*!
- Dagmar: Well, I'm giving you all the *hot* I can give!
- Dimitri Hogan: Well, give me: *hotter*!
- Dagmar: Ho-kay!
- Oliver Hardy: [filming a scene south of the border] Muchas gracias, Señor.
- Stan Laurel: Tango. Machismo. Viejo.
- Oliver Hardy: Correcto.
- Stan Laurel: Sacramento.
- Rinaldo Lopez: I should have realized. But, I was swept off my feet. You know that.
- Joe Jenkins: Yes.
- Rinaldo Lopez: Beautiful night. Beautiful girl.
- Joe Jenkins: You bet your life she is.
- Rinaldo Lopez: Propinquity.
- Joe Jenkins: Pro- I don't believe it! If it was, it was all on your side.
- Rinaldo Lopez: Of course. She's a sweet girl.
- Joe Jenkins: I know she is.
- Rinaldo Lopez: I was a brute. All men are brutes.
- Director: Yes. I guess they are.
- Rinaldo Lopez: So, you too, huh?
- Director: Who me? Oh, no. No.
- Rinaldo Lopez: Never?
- Director: No. Well, hardly ever.
- Nellie Moore: [Nervous about getting on an airplane for the first time] I'm so afraid that I might get frightened that I'm scared to death!
- Rinaldo Lopez: [after a singing star throws a tantrum on her movie set] You see, Dagmar is what we call "tempramental"...
- Nellie Moore: You mean she's what you call tempramental. She's what we call nuts!