- Stephen Arden: [drunkenly] Oh, uh, could you give me a little information?
- Doorman: Yes sir.
- Stephen Arden: Thank you.
- [walks away]
- Amanda Cooper: Aunt Cora, were you ever anxious to dance with a man you dreamed you danced with?
- Aunt Cora: [smiling] Don't be silly, I never dream about dancing.
- Tony Flagg: Perhaps if I psychoanalyze you, you won't wanna marry Amanda.
- Stephen Arden: Well, I don't wanna not wanna marry Amanda.
- Tony Flagg: Say, Steve, when I went to Switzerland you never drank like this. How long have you been tight?
- Stephen Arden: Three days: Yesterday, today and tomorrow.
- Tony Flagg: And all because this Amanda What's-Her-Name broke her engagement to you?
- Stephen Arden: Yeah, for the third time.
- Tony Flagg: What happened the other two times?
- Stephen Arden: I got stiff.
- Connors: I hope she changes her mind before you get DTs.
- Amanda Cooper: [under hypnosis] Dr. Flagg is a horrible monster! Men like him should be shot down like dogs! Shot down like dogs! Shot down like dogs!
- Aunt Cora: It seems silly to keep it a secret. He said he wanted to psychoanalyze you on your bicycle.
- Amanda Cooper: Oh, so that's why we came.
- Aunt Cora: I wouldn't mind being analyzed by him on my bicycle. Or on anything, come to think of it.
- Judge Travers: [rises from chair at dance] Cora...
- Aunt Cora: Joe, you know I don't dance at your age.
- Tony Flagg: Remember when we were in college how stage-struck I was? I wanted to be a dancer. Psychoanalysis showed me I was wrong. It's the one way we have of finding out what we really want and why we want it.
- Tony Flagg: How do you know she's willing to be psychoanalyzed?
- Stephen Arden: Oh, she will if I ask her to.
- Connors: You came right to the right man. He's straightened out some pips. We had a dame here yesterday who was in love with her feet!
- Tony Flagg: Well, you do know that you have two minds: The conscious and the subconscious.
- Amanda Cooper: Really?
- Tony Flagg: The conscious mind is the ego. That's the thing that says, "I am I, and you are you."
- Amanda Cooper: Mine never said that.
- Tony Flagg: There's a Miss Cooper waiting for me. She's another one of those dizzy, silly, maladjusted females who can't make up her mind. I'll probably find out she hasn't got one.
- Tony Flagg: [singing] Till I met you, I never knew a setting sun, Could paint such beautiful skies, I never knew, There were such lovely colors, And the big surprise, Is the red in your cheeks, The gold in your hair, The blue in your eyes.
- Tony Flagg: Dr. Jones, I am turning this case over to you for further treatment. My observations are as follows: She's a typical pampered female. What she needs, instead of a doctor, is a good spanking.
- Tony Flagg: [singing] Queer what a difference, When your vision is clear, And you see things as they really are...
- Aunt Cora: You should hear what she thinks about you.
- Tony Flagg: What?
- Aunt Cora: She thinks you're a quack.
- Tony Flagg: I wish you'd please understand that I'm only trying to help you find yourself.
- Amanda Cooper: Well, if I ever get lost, I'll call on you.
- Amanda Cooper: You've heard of Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf?
- Tony Flagg: Yes, I have.
- Amanda Cooper: Well, that's what I dreamed about.
- Tony Flagg: You dreamed you were Little Red Riding Hood?
- Amanda Cooper: No, I was the wolf.
- Tony Flagg: Now, if you'll just lie here, Miss Cooper. Try to make your mind a blank.
- Amanda Cooper: That'll be very easy for me to do, doctor.
- [giggles]
- Amanda Cooper: I was a radio dial.
- Tony Flagg: That's understandable. It's part of your profession, isn't it, singing on the radio?
- Amanda Cooper: Yes. Yes, but you haven't heard it all yet. It seemed that all night long, there were thousands of people that kept turning me off and turning me on and turning me off and turning me on.
- Radio Announcer: If you want a kissable mouth, all you have to do is use Sentela toothpaste. It makes your teeth happy.
- Amanda Cooper: [singing] I didn't come to do the Charleston, I didn't come to ball the jack, I didn't come to do the Suzy-Q, Or do the bottom they call black, I didn't come to do big apple, I didn't come to do the shag
- Tony Flagg: Well, honey, here I am to do the yam, Because the yam is in the bag!
- Tony Flagg: [singing] Must you dance, Quite so close, With your lips touching his face? Can't you see, I'm longing to be in his place, Won't you change partners, And dance with me?
- Connors: I'd get her unconscious in under five minutes. I'd bust her in the jaw. I guarantee she'd be unconscious.
- Stephen Arden: Champagne! Champagne for my friends! Amanda, come dance with me.
- Amanda Cooper: Mind if I had this dance with Tony?
- Stephen Arden: Good old Tony. I should say I don't mind. We'll have plenty of time to dance later on.
- Tony Flagg: Dreams are very curious things, Amanda. Very often, the dream fantasy makes things seem true to the dreamer when in reality, they have no basis in fact.
- Country Club Waiter: You're wanted on the telephone, sir.
- Stephen Arden: Just take the message, please.
- Country Club Waiter: It's a long-distance call, sir. Person-to-person.
- Tony Flagg: [singing] Strange how a dreary world can suddenly change to a world as bright as the evening star.
- Tony Flagg: [singing] Ask him to sit this one out, and while you're alone, I'll tell the waiter to tell him, he's wanted on the telephone. You've been locked in his arms, ever since heaven knows when. Oh, won't you change partners? And then, you may never want to change partners again.
- Tony Flagg: [singing] Must you dance every dance with the same fortunate man? You have danced with him since the music began. Won't you change partners, and dance with me?
- Tony Flagg: [singing] I used to be color-blind. But I met you and now I find, there's green in the grass, there's gold in the moon, there's blue in the skies.
- Tony Flagg: [singing] That semi-circle that was always hanging about, is not a storm cloud. It's a rainbow. You brought the colors out.