- Lord Harry Drewsden: Can you really make Tommy look like my uncle?
- Billy Bowler: Can I? Can I? Ha-ha! When I've made Tommy up, he'll look more like your uncle than your uncle was. Now then, if I remember correctly, your uncle used to walk with his feet rather turned out and a bit flat-footed, didn't he?
- Lord Harry Drewsden: Yes, that's right.
- Billy Bowler: I thought so.
- [he points at Tommy]
- Billy Bowler: . Now you do that.
- Tommy Teacher: Me? Right.
- [he walks on his heels with his feet turned out and arms out at his sides]
- Tommy Teacher: .
- Billy Bowler: No, no no! That looks more like Chelsea taking the field! Do it with dignity, sedately.