- [other Our Gang members are about to enter the office building, as they search for a temporary dad for Mickey]
- Employment Agency Receptionist: [on the telephone] I'll read the factory for you madam. You want a chauffeur, who can take care of the baby, and do light housework. That'll be six dollars a week, as he furnishes you the lawnmower yes'm, I'll try, oh and you want one that can play a piano, yes madam good-bye.
- [she then hangs up telephone]
- Employment Agency Receptionist: She forgot the washing.
- Employment Agency Receptionist: [seeing the Gang members walk in so quick] What do you want?
- Spanky: Have you got any fathers for rent, lady?
- Employment Agency Receptionist: Fathers? Why, no. We're fresh out of them. But, if you try the County Hospital, they have them every day.
- Spanky: Gee! Thanks lady.
- Employment Agency Receptionist: Smart kids, eh,?
- [and she clicks her tongue twice, in humor, as they leave]
- Bill Henry: For a long time there's been something I wanted to ask you. Could - - - could I have another cup of coffee?
- Mary Baker: Why certainly, Mr. Henry. You know, I think you're drinking too much coffee. This is the tenth cup you've had today.
- Bill Henry: Your coffee's so pretty, you just can't resist it.