- Alfalfa's Roommate: Don't you think you should do a little studying Alfalfa?
- Alfalfa: No. What do I need to study for? Ain't I the best halfback that Hayle ever had?
- Alfalfa's father: I just saw your school report card and I'm greatly worried.
- Alfalfa: What's the matter?
- Alfalfa's father: Well, Spelling: D, Grammar: D, Arithmetic: D...
- Alfalfa: Don't "D" stand for Dandy?