The Cisco Kid and the Lady (1939)

James Burke: Pop Saunders

Quotes 

• Cisco Kid : Amigo, if the young lady refuses to say, "I do," shoot the gentleman in the leg.

  Gordito : Oh, si.

  Cisco Kid : And if the gentleman refuses to say, "I do," shoot him in the other leg. It only comes twice in the ceremony, no?

  Pop Saunders : Ah... yes!

  Cisco Kid : Good! He's got enough legs.

• Tommy Bates : Excuse me, sir. Could you tell me where the schoolhouse is?

  Pop Saunders : Surest thing. Up the street about two blocks... where it says Dead Eye Saloon.

  Tommy Bates : Well?

  Pop Saunders : That's it.

  Tommy Bates : What? The Dead Eye Saloon is a schoolhouse?

  Pop Saunders : Yep. The owner got killed so we moved the kids in there.