- Mickey: The moment I became a crook, I felt crooked inside. And I didn't think I'd ever like myself any more. And now I like myself and everything is hunky dory!
- Spanky: Why didn't ya tell your dad you didn't do it?
- Alfalfa: He didn't give me a chance. Spanky, all my life I've been known as "Honest Alfalfa", but from now on, the world's gonna pay and pay and pay.
- Spanky: Alfalfa, me and you been pals ever since we were kids, but when you start talkin' like that, we're through.
- Alfalfa: Okay! You go your way, and we'll go my way.