The New Pupil (1940)

Carl 'Alfalfa' Switzer: Alfalfa

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Spanky : Get all your history done last night?

  Alfalfa : Yeah, I got 'em all but the one about when was the War of 1812 fought.

  Spanky : Yeah, that one stuck me too!

• Alfalfa : Sally, I made this myself. It's got a herring, sliced pickles, sliced onion, and a hot dog and a slice of cheese. I call it the Alfalfa special.

• Alfalfa : Jiminy Cricket! Let's get outta here!

• Darla : Spanky! Alfalfa! Come here! I saved a couple-a places for you.

  Alfalfa : Ye ain't mad because we didn't eat lunch with you yesterday?

  Darla : Oh, no!

  Spanky : We shore are a couple-a saps, Darla!

  Alfalfa : After all, beauty is only skin deep. But, old friends are thicker than water.

• [last lines] 

  Alfalfa : Girls get some of the funniest ideas.