- [first lines]
- [the black ant and the red ant are fighting over an olive]
- Black Ant: Oh, no you don't.
- Red Ant: Oh, yes I do.
- Red Ant: Oh, no you don't.
- Red Ant: Oh, yes I do.
- Black Ant: Oh, no you don't.
- Red Ant: Oh, yes I do.
- Black Ant: You don't!
- Red Ant: I do!
- Black Ant: You don't!
- Red Ant: I do!
- Black Ant: Don't!
- Red Ant: Do!
- Black Ant: Don't!
- [the red ant wrestles the olive away and smashes it over the head of the black ant]
- Black Ant: Of course, you know this means war!