Love Crazy (1941)
Myrna Loy: Susan Ireland
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Quotes
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Steve : She's married now - got a husband.
Susan Ireland : Yeah? Whose husband has she got?
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[Ward is throwing whiskey around the room]
Susan Ireland : Oh, that's a good idea - it'll smell like an orgy!
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[Susan phones "Pinky" Grayson; her husband is out with Grayson's wife]
'Pinky' Grayson : Yes?
Susan Ireland : Hello? Is Mr. Ireland there?
'Pinky' Grayson : Mr. Ireland? No, certainly not!
Susan Ireland : Oh, well, is Mrs. Grayson there?
'Pinky' Grayson : Mrs. Grayson? No, she's not; there's nobody here. And I'm busy.
Susan Ireland : Well, I'm sorry to bother you, but when do you expect them back?
'Pinky' Grayson : Well, I don't expect them ba- Say, wait a minute, do you mean that my wife's out with Steve Ireland?
Susan Ireland : Well, uh, yes, she is, but, uh, of course I don't mean that there's anything wrong...
'Pinky' Grayson : Who is this?
Susan Ireland : This is Mrs. Ireland.
'Pinky' Grayson : Well, you may not think there's anything wrong, but if your husband's starting to fool around with Isobel again, I'll break his back!
Susan Ireland : Oh, no! No, I'm sure *that* won't be necessary.
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[Ward gets out a bottle of whiskey for him and Susan]
Ward Willoughby : How will you have it? Highball or straight?
Susan Ireland : Oh, just spread it around the room.
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Susan Ireland : [over the phone] Tell me, Mr. Grayson, are you good-looking?
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Ward Willoughby : You're moody. Sometimes you're elated and gay, and then, suddenly, you become reserved, cautious, afraid of life.
Susan Ireland : You're a little peculiar yourself.
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Dr. David Klugle : Mrs. Ireland, uh, I have some very tragic news for you. Your husband has just been declared insane.
Susan Ireland : Declared insane? Steve, you fool.
Steve : Oh, Susan, I tried to tell them that I'm mall right.
Susan Ireland : [Sweeps the blocks he has been stacking off the desk] Stop it! Stop that acting, you lunatic.
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'Pinky' Grayson : [On the phone] Say, wait a minute. What do you look like?
Susan Ireland : I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll bring some pictures.
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Ward Willoughby : I can't shoot unless my torso's free - if you'll excuse the expression. You know, it's the same thing with Indians. You put a coat on them and they can't hit their hats.
Susan Ireland : I didn't know Indians wore hats.
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Steve : Darling, I've got some great news for you.
Susan Ireland : What?
Steve : I've decided to keep you another year.
Susan Ireland : Maybe you haven't seen the other models. They haven't got brakes like me.
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Susan Ireland : [On the phone] Tell me, Mr. Grayson, are you good looking?
'Pinky' Grayson : Am I good... Hey are you kidding me? What's on your mind?
Susan Ireland : If Steve were to walk in and find me, uh, say, kissing you. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have any more trouble with him.
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Mrs. Cooper : It's the elevator boy again. He says Mrs. Grayson wants her shoes.
Steve : Oh, oh, uh, well I guess they must be in my other coat.
Mrs. Cooper : Well!
Susan Ireland : That's how Steve dresses me, you know. He steals a pair of shoes here, a dress there. All I have to buy are my under things, thank heaven.
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Ward Willoughby : You know, you're not the easiest girl in the world to understand?
Susan Ireland : Why not?
Ward Willoughby : Well, you do seem to, sort of, blow hot and cold.
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Susan Ireland : Steve, am I what you'd call a jealous type?
Steve : Jealous? You? Ah, ho. Why you haven't an atom of jealousy in you - not a bit. That's one of your great virtues.
Susan Ireland : Then why do I wanna chop your head off?
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Steve : What was that guy doing in his undershirt?
Susan Ireland : He has to have his torso free when he shoots his bow and arrow.
Steve : Well, uh, huh, what kind of an answer is that?
Susan Ireland : He's the world's champion bow-and-arrower.
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Susan Ireland : I love that walk to the justice of the peace.
Steve : It's four miles.
Susan Ireland : But he always gives us sherry when we get there.
Steve : One finger.
Susan Ireland : And then I row you up the river.
Steve : That takes an hour.
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Susan Ireland : I'm not worried about the publicity because, you see, I don't have to appear before the Lunacy Commission. But Steve does. First thing in the morning. Thank you, your honor.
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Susan Ireland : Dr. Wuthering, please don't get excited.
Dr. Wuthering : Unfortunately, it does excite me to be asked to abandon 32 years of medical experience for witchcraft.
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Susan Ireland : I'm going to get out of here. The rules are too one-sided.
Dr. Wuthering : Mrs. Ireland, please come back here
Susan Ireland : There's a crazy man in this room all right, and it isn't Steve.
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Dr. Wuthering : Madam, your husband is not sane.
Susan Ireland : Nonsense. Of course he is.
Dr. Wuthering : Well, perhaps you know better than I. You, a society woman who wants a change of husbands so badly that she's become an authority on mental disorders.
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Judge : Why did he want to have his dinner backwards?
Susan Ireland : For a perfectly normal reason. He didn't want to walk four miles and row on the river before dinner.
George Renny : And was he afraid someone might make him do that?
Susan Ireland : Oh, you don't understand. That's the wedding ceremony of the Baffinland Eskimos. Steve used to always say if we ever moved to Baffinland, we'd be properly married. It's a joke, don't you see?
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Susan Ireland : They were just sort of private jokes. Like on our last anniversary when he wanted to have dinner backwards.
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Susan Ireland : Have you any idea where I might find a lawyer with a mind of his own?
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Susan Ireland : [In court] Why, once on our honeymoon, he put on a pair of overalls and dug a hole in the middle of Fifth Avenue.
George Renny : Did he say why?
Susan Ireland : He said he's always been wanting to dig a hole in the middle of Fifth Avenue.
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Dr. Wuthering : Mrs. Ireland, I wish you would cooperate. We never frustrate our patients here.
Susan Ireland : But I didn't frustrate him once. Why do I have to not frustrate him again?
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Steve : Susan, where'd you go? I looked all over town for you. I haven't wept a slink.
Susan Ireland : Really?
