- Janet: Now, remember - when the gang come in the barn, you have to yell, "surprise!" Understand?
- Froggy Laughlin: [dressed in drag, in disguise] Okay, Toots.
- Froggy Laughlin: [soaking wet after being sprayed with water from the chicken he rigged up with a bladder of water] This is the happiest day of my life.
- Froggy Laughlin: I just couldn't stand it any longer. I guess I was born to suffer.
- Spanky: Ahh, forget it. Let's go over in the clubhouse and have some fun!
- Froggy Laughlin: No. I'm goin' home and put some sad music on the phonograph. So long.
- Spanky: I'm sorry I spoke mean to ya, Froggy.
- Froggy Laughlin: Oh, I had it comin' to me for the way I acted, but I just couldn't stand it any longer. I guess I was born to suffer.
- Spanky: Aw, forget it. Let's go over in the clubhouse, and have some fun!
- Froggy Laughlin: No. I'm goin' home and play some sad music on the phonograph. So long.