Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Telegram Boy, Delivery Man
Quotes
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Bugs Bunny : [Bugs has just been locked outside. He prepares to bust the door down, but starts choking] Hey, I'm getting pneumonia! Open up! I'll die.
Bugs Bunny : [frantic pounding on door] I'll die! No, I'm too young to die! Please... please let me in!
Bugs Bunny : [to the audience] Hey, this scene oughta get me the Academy Award.
Bugs Bunny : [resumes acting] Say goodbye to Uncle Louie for me... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. *fakes death*
Elmer Fudd : [Elmer then opens the door] Uncle Wouie?
Elmer Fudd : [see Bugs on the floor] What have I done? Thwee miwwion dowwars all shot to pieces!
Elmer Fudd : [fans Bugs with his hat] Don't die, Mr. Wabbit! *cries* Pwease don't die!
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Elmer Fudd : [Bugs is filing his gloved nails] Pwease, Mr. Wabbit! Go on back into the fowest where you bewong.
Elmer Fudd : [Pets Bugs on the head] Be a nice Mr. Wabbit.
Bugs Bunny : *yelping in pain* Hey, what are ya trying to do, kill me? Eh, you fractured my skull! I'm gonna call Uncle Louie, that's what I'm gonna do!
Bugs Bunny : [runs over to the phone and clicks the receiver repeatedly] Operator, operator! Hey, you got a nickel?
Bugs Bunny : [Elmer hands him a nickel and Bugs puts it in his pocket] Hello, operator, operator! Gimme Walnut 3-3... Oh, is that you, Mert? How's every little thing?
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Bugs Bunny : [Elmer is chasing Bugs around Elmer's grandfather clock,the clock then chimes] Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Yipee! Hooray! Happy New Year!
[grabs Elmer's hands and starts singing "Auld Lang Syne",Elmer starts to sing, but then looks at the calendar,which says July]
Elmer Fudd : Why, you!
Bugs Bunny : [Bugs stops singing] Well, yipe again!
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Delivery Boy : Easter greetings!
[Throws Elmer Fudd a giant package in the shape of an Easter Egg]
Many Rabbits : [Package pops open, revealing many baby rabbits] Eh, what's up doc?
[All the rabbits jump out and all over the place]
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[Elmer carries a carrot-chewing Bugs like a baby]
Elmer Fudd : [singing morosely] Wock-a-bye baby on the tweetop. When the wind bwows the cwadle will...
Bugs Bunny : [removes Elmer's hat and knocks on his head before putting it back on] Come on, fat stuff! Swing it!
Elmer Fudd : [singing faster] Wock-a-bye baby on the tweetop. When the wind bwows the cwadle will wock. When the bough bweaks, the cwadle will fall and down with come baby...!
Delivery Man : [front door buzzer] Special Delivery.
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Elmer Fudd : [reads letter] "Your Uncle Louie has kicked the bucket. You now inherit three million dollars. Inheritance tax: two million, defense tax, state tax, county... Which leaves you owing us $1.98. Please remit!"
Bugs Bunny : You don't get the dough, eh, butterball?
Elmer Fudd : No, but I'm gonna get YOU!
Bugs Bunny : Yipe!
