- Mrs. Smythe: I'm a phobophobe.
- Toni Gerard: You're a what?
- Mrs. Smythe: A phobophobe. That means I'm afraid of being afraid.
- Toni Gerard: I see.
- Mrs. Smythe: Well, I don't understand it either, but according to psychoanalysts, it's all because I was a child.
- Toni Gerard: How men can be so simple. Good night. Trueboy knows more about women than you do.
- Brad Cavanaugh: And who is Trueboy?
- Toni Gerard: One of Grandpa's hogs.
- Brad Cavanaugh: Hogs?
- Toni Gerard: Well, hogs are very nice people, thank you. You wouldn't catch one of them going around telling somebody they loved them when they're going to "eventually" somebody else.
- Brad Cavanaugh: [angered] And who did I go around telling them I loved them?
- Toni Gerard: I suppose you weren't whooping for your dead Indian right out on that dance floor.
- Brad Cavanaugh: When and where I whoop for my dead Indian is my affair, I believe. And what that's gotta do with telling anyone I love them, I don't know.
- Toni Gerard: Well... you... coyote! Let me tell you something. If that's the way it comes out of the top drawer, you can just slam it.
- Toni Gerard: It's, uh... it's almost like fate, isn't it?
- Madame Zenobia: Hmm. Fate's fine as long as you take it by its own two horns and make it come your way.
- Brad Cavanaugh: Toni, I met your old aunt.
- Toni Gerard: You... you met my old aunt?
- Brad Cavanaugh: Mmm-hmm. And next time, tell her she needs a shave.
- Toni Gerard: Where we going?
- Brad Cavanaugh: I'm going to take you out and BEAT you to death. Hey, come here!
- Jo Ainsley: I'm none the least intelligent, thank heavens. I don't believe in women being intelligent. That's a man's job. Women shouldn't think, they should just feel.
- Jo Ainsley: Well, now whadda you think of fortune tellers?
- Brad Cavanaugh: I think you should take your rings off before you wash your hands.
- Brad Cavanaugh: If there's anything lower than somebody who uses other people's belief in the supernatural to make money, then I - it's like stealing in church.
- Toni Gerard: Oh, you're awfully kind, Madame Zenobia.
- Madame Zenobia: Don't kid yourself. You've got quite a future. Maybe I wanna tie-in with it.
- Toni Gerard: Well, did you see that in the crystal ball?
- Madame Zenobia: No, baby. I saw that when you crossed your legs.
- Dudley: [Whistling] Gosh, don't you think she's pretty, dad?
- Dad in Shooting Gallery: Don't you ever go think a woman's pretty who can shoot like that, Dudley.
- Brad Cavanaugh: I suppose you find New York quite a bit different.
- Toni Gerard: Not very. In Texas it's the coyotes that howl, here it's wolves.
- Brad Cavanaugh: Well, you can't really blame them, you know. Waving red hair in front of a wolf is dangerous business.
- Madame Zenobia: [seeing Toni change clothes] Say, those judges were nuts.
- Toni Gerard: Thanks. You wouldn't think so if you'd seen that blonde. She bombed from a very low altitude.
- Brad Cavanaugh: [after Toni and Jo both leave him abruptly in the taxi] Say, what is this?
- Taxi Driver: Well, some guys got it, and some ain't. You ain't - just keep tryin', brother.