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- Usher: Now, my friend, when I get through with you, any similarity between you and a woodpecker will be purely coincidental.
- [first lines]
- Barker: Hurry, hurry, hurry! Step right up, folks. All it takes is part of a dollar. See the greatest, the most colossal, the most stupendous, the most gigantic, the most sensational...