Quotes
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Charlie Chan : Very strange woman, Mrs. Hargue.
Tommy Chan : Yeah, Pop. She's strictly icky, right off the cob and way off the beam.
Charlie Chan : Could possibly speak English?
Iris Chan : He means she's a slick chick gone to seed, Pop. She got bats in her head and bees in her bustle.
Charlie Chan : Language sound very strange to elderly ears.
Tommy Chan : Sure, Pop, but we're hepcats of the younger generation. You're Confucius and I'm Confucius Junior.
Charlie Chan : Conficius Junior... Please, go.
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Iris Chan : That's the second man who's been murdered.
Birmingham Brown : Mmmm-hm! It just ain't no future for a man in DIS house.
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Tommy Chan : Gee, I'm sleepy.
Birmingham Brown : Me, too.
Iris Chan : Then lie down somewhere. I'll wake you when the next corpse shows up.