- Jefferson Monk: [after narrating his bizarre story of confronting "Mr. G.," the leader of the Baru-Kan secret society, who offered him $50,000 for his head] The whole thing sounds so preposterous!
- Doc Long: What started out to be a real honest to goodness mystery boils itself down to being as simple as A, B, C...
- Jean Anderson: Suppose you let me give you a piece of advice - Stay away from Mr. Monk. He's stark raving mad!