- Curly: [falls down] Yaaah!
- Cheatham's Secretary: Are you hurt?
- Curly: I think I've been stabbed.
- [gets up]
- Cheatham's Secretary: [pulls ball of yarn and knitting needles out of his seat] Well look what you did to my knitting needles.
- Curly: It didn't do me much good either.
- Curly: [the guard's in a bag, Curly thinks it's the corpse] This is all your fault.
- [kicks the guard, the guard kicks him]
- Curly: Did you kick me?
- Cemetery Guard: No.
- Curly: Well it's a good thing you didn't because if you did I'd...
- [screams and runs off]
- Curly: [tumble weed rolls past him] Somebody just ran by me.
- Moe: What'd he look like?
- Curly: I couldn't tell, he was on his hands and knees and had a big head full of curls...
- Larry: Say, why don't we put him
- [the corpse]
- Larry: out in the street?
- Curly: What? And have somebody run over him and kill him again?
- [shakes his head]
- Moe: We're gonna bury him right here!