Book Revue (1946)

Robert C. Bruce: Henry the VIII

Quotes 

• Police Gazette Broadcaster : [notices the wolf and his terrible disguise in the "Petrified Forest" book]  Calling all cars! Calling all cars!

  [police car with loud sirens blaring; the "Long Arm of the Law", from the book of the same name, grabs the wolf and throws him to a magazine called "Judge"] 

  Judge : [singing; points his finger at the suspected wolf]  YOU are guilty, and the sentence is LIFE!/

  Vocalists : [background singing]  No, he's not!/

  Big Bad Wolf : No!

  Judge : Yes!

  Vocalists , Big Bad Wolf : No!

  Judge : Yes!/

  Vocalists , Big Bad Wolf : No!/

  Judge : Yesss!/

  Big Bad Wolf : [singing; gets thrown in jail in LIFE]  You can't do this to me!/

  Vocalists : Oh, no!/

  Vocalists , Big Bad Wolf : I'm a citizen,/

  Judge , Vocalists , Big Bad Wolf : See?

• Mrs. Aldrich : [in "The Aldrich Family"; sees her son ogling and make outlandish noises]  Henry! Henry the Eighth!

  Henry the VIII : [In his self-titled book; runs to the calling]  COMING, MOTHER!

  Mrs. Aldrich : [grabs Henry and whips him in the butt; talking very fast]  You naughty, naughty boy! I've told you time and time again...

  Frank Sinatra : [in "The Voice in the Wilderness"; in a wheelchair, singing]  It had to be you/ it had to be you... /

  Mrs. Aldrich : It's Frankie!