- Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, dogs?
- Dog #1: What is it?
- Dog #2: Hey, maybe it's a giraffe, the giraffe!
- Spike: Nah, that ain't no giraffe. A giraffe's got a long neck like this
- [Pulls on Bugs' neck]
- Spike: Hey, fellows, it's a rabbit.
- Dog #1: Oh, a rabbit.
- Spike: Dog pile on the rabbit!
- Dogs: [as they all jump on top of Bugs] Dog pile on the rabbit! Dog pile on the rabbit! Dog pile on the rabbit!...
- Bugs Bunny: [Hopping on top of the dog pile] Dog pile on the rabbit! Dog pile on the rabbit! Dog pile on the rabbit!
- Bugs Bunny: Eh, whatcha looking for?
- Spike: I'm looking for a rabbit.
- Bugs Bunny: Did he had long ears, a fuzzy tail, and hop around like this?
- [Hops around]
- Spike: Yeah, yeah. That's him.
- Bugs Bunny: And is there a tough-looking mug chasing him, with a derby,
- [Puts on Spike's derby]
- Bugs Bunny: ... and a turtleneck sweater,
- [Puts on Spike's sweater]
- Bugs Bunny: ... and a big cigar,
- [Takes Spike's cigar]
- Bugs Bunny: ... and acts like this?
- [Acts like a bulldog]
- Spike: Yeah, yeah. That he does.
- Bugs Bunny: And when you ain't looking, does he let you have it like this?
- [Punches Spike]
- Spike: Yeah, that's the guy! That's the... Hey, wait a minute! Which way did he go?
- Bugs Bunny: Sorry, Mac. Haven't seen him.
- Bugs Bunny: [as Spike is hanging by his fingers on the clothesline, Bugs proceeds to loosen each finger] Mhm... this wittle piddy went to market... this wittle piddy stayed home... this wittle piggy had roast beef.
- [Spike falls]
- Bugs Bunny: Well, what do you know, ran out of piddies! Gee, ain't I a stinker?
- Bugs Bunny: So there I was, trapped, overwhelmed by superior numbers.
- Lola Beverly: My goodness, Bugs. How did you ever get out of that one?
- Bugs Bunny: Well, I grabbed the nearest thing I could get my hands on, determined to make their victory a costly one.
- [Flashback: Bugs grabs a book to throw at the dogs; the dogs see the cover and run across the Brooklyn Bridge; Bugs looks at the cover, which reads "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn"]
- Bugs Bunny: Hey, you know? Maybe I ought to read this thing.
- Bugs Bunny: [Spike has chased him into an automat] Hey, got a nickel, Mac?
- Spike: Huh? Oh, yeah.
- [Spike gives him a nickel]
- Bugs Bunny: Thanks.
- [Bugs gets a piece of pie and hits Spike in the face with it]
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, I'm awfully sorry. I've made a terrible mistake. You wanted...
- [hits him with another pie]
- Bugs Bunny: ...cherry pie.