Road to Rio (1947)
Bob Hope: Hot Lips Barton
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Quotes
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Lucia Maria de Andrade : I don't know what came over me! I found myself saying things, and I didn't know why I was saying them.
Hot Lips Barton : Look, why don't you just run for Congress and leave us alone?
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Hot Lips Barton : [Staring at Lucia's very tight gown] How'd you put that on - with a spraygun?
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Hot Lips Barton : [to his trumpet] You happy little Grable bait!
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Scat Sweeney : Swine!
Hot Lips Barton : Pig!
Scat Sweeney : That's the same as swine.
Hot Lips Barton : All right. Ham!
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Hot Lips Barton : [Looking at the bicycle on the high wire he has to ride] You want me want me to ride that thing?
Scat Sweeney : Why not?
Hot Lips Barton : Up in the stratosphere?
Scat Sweeney : Oh, you
[mumbles]
Scat Sweeney : ...
Hot Lips Barton : Who do you think I am - Mr. Jordan?
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Hot Lips Barton : [Hanging off the high wire] Help! Help!
Hot Lips Barton : [Aside to camera] You know, this picture could end right here.
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Hot Lips Barton : [to Catherine Vail] Are you waiting for your broom?
Scat Sweeney : I'll listen for you on "The Inner Sanctum."
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Hot Lips Barton : Look at this contract we signed for five months - two weeks guarantee!
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Cardoso : You phoneys! You'll never work in Rio again!
Hot Lips Barton : Who wants to work? We're musicians!
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Scat Sweeney : This might be a plot to get rid of us! The coffee might be poisoned!
Hot Lips Barton : Yeah, who knows this co...
[He drops the cup]
Hot Lips Barton : [to Catherine Vail] You got any tea?
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Scat Sweeney : Are you admitting you're a dirty coward?
Hot Lips Barton : No, a clean one!
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Hot Lips Barton : If they hear us, we're dead ducks!
Hot Lips Barton : [Dropping the painting] Whoops! Quack, quack!
Scat Sweeney : [Hastily leaving the room] Quack, quack, quack, quack!
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Hot Lips Barton : [Knocking the bad guys unconscious with the pattycake routine] That's what they get for not seeing our pictures!
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Hot Lips Barton : Gee, things grow fast in this country!
Scat Sweeney : Oh... tropics, you know.
