Slick Hare (1947)
Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Waiter, Bartender, Ray Milland
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Quotes
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Bogart : [Closing lines] Well, time's up, shorty. Where's my rabbit?
Elmer Fudd : Pwease, Mr. Bogart. I couldn't get a wabbit. I twied and I twied.
Bogart : Oh, yeah? Well, I guess there's just one thing left for me to do.
[reaches into his coat pocket]
Elmer Fudd : Don't! Pwease, don't!
Bogart : [Pulling out a handkerchief to wipe his brow] Baby will just have to have a ham sandwich, instead.
Bugs Bunny : Baby?
[Bugs comes out of his hiding place and hops onto Bogart's table, placing himself on the dinner plate as the main course. Sitting there is "Baby" - Lauren Bacall]
Bugs Bunny : Remember, garçon. The customer is always right. If it's rabbit baby wants, rabbit baby gets.
[Bugs then howls and wolf whistles at Bacall]
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Bugs Bunny : [as Groucho Marx] I hope you won't mind waiting while I remove these wet things and slip into a dry martini.
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Bugs Bunny : Ah, my public. How they love me.
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Bugs Bunny : [Disguised as waiter] One lemon meringue pie!
Elmer Fudd : One wemon mewingue pie coming up!
[Goes behind counter and gets pie]
Elmer Fudd : Pick up pie!
Bugs Bunny : [enters kitchen, picks up pie] Roger!
[Enters again and hits Elmer in face with pie]
Bugs Bunny : Your pie, sir!
[Leaves and enters again]
Bugs Bunny : One banana cream pie!
[Leaves]
Elmer Fudd : One banana cweam pie coming up! Pick up pie!
Bugs Bunny : [Same as before] Roger! Your pie, sir! One coconut custard pie with whipped cream!
Elmer Fudd : One coconut custard pie with whipped cweam coming up! Say, you know what I think? I think that's the wabbit. Well, he who waughs wast... He he he! Pick up pie!
Bugs Bunny : Rogerini!
[as Bugs enters, Elmer throws the pie; Bugs ducks and the pie goes over his head; Enter Bogart with pie on his face]
Bogart : Why did you hit me in the face with a coconut custard pie with whipped cream?
Elmer Fudd : Pwease, Mr. Bogart...!
Bogart : Now listen, chubby. You got just five more minutes to get me my rabbit. Get me?
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Bugs Bunny : Eh, what's up, Doc?
Elmer Fudd : Pardon me, Mister Wabbit, but Mr. Humphwey Bogart would just wove to have you for dinner.
Bugs Bunny : Yeah? Well, that's mighty neighborly of him. You tell Bogie if he wants me, all he has to do is just whistle.
[Turns on a tea kettle to make it whistle; pops up wearing coattails and top hat]
Bugs Bunny : Good evening, Maitre d'. Am I the first to arrive? Eh, by the way, what's on the menu for tonight? In other words... eh, what's cooking, doc?
Elmer Fudd : Oh, eh, something vewy special. Fried wabbit.
Bugs Bunny : Fried wabbit? Mmm-mm! Love it, love it, looove it! Eh, let's have a peek at it, shall we?
Elmer Fudd : Well, wight over here.
[Puts a mirror in the pot for Bugs to see himself in it]
Bugs Bunny : Now there's a delicious-looking rabbit.
[Realizes he's looking at his reflection; turns to Elmer]
Bugs Bunny : [Very fast] Oh, I just remembered, previous engagement, I must be going, my apologies to Mr. Bogart, matter of life and death, unavoidable, gotta go.