The Hot Scots (1948)

Shemp Howard: Shemp

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• Moe : All right, take it easy son, I just wanted to ask you a question. What would you rather have? a shoe full of dollar bills, or two socks of fives?

  Shemp : I'll take the two socks!

  Moe : You got em!

• Larry : And what might your name be, lass?

  Lorna Doone : Perhaps you've heard it, 'tis Lorna Doone

  Shemp : Hi Lorna, how ya doin'?

• Shemp : I oughta take something for my nerves.

  Moe : Like what?

  Shemp : A trip home.

• Shemp : [Gets in the bed next to Angus - he thinks Larry is still in the bed]  Move over!... Look what you did to the covers!...

  [Angus tries to get Shemp's attention by pulling bedspread over. Shemp reaches for it and touches teeth on Angus' mask] 

  Shemp : Say, you oughta see your dentist.