Riff Raffy Daffy (1948)
Mel Blanc: Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Gopher, Cuckoo Bird
Quotes
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[Porky Pig steps into the room and closes the door behind him, looking very mutinous]
Daffy Duck : How did you get in, gang buster?
Porky Pig : Ble-ble-er-er with this!
[Porky Pig holds up a key with a skull on one end]
Daffy Duck : [walking towards him] Skeleton key eh? Where did you pick that up?
[Daffy slaps Porky Pig to the ground and laughs]
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Daffy Duck : [after being thrown out of the city park] Coldest night in 64 years. No place to sleep. All I need now is for it to start snowing.
[it starts snowing and Daffy is almost completely covered by it]
Daffy Duck : [after the snow stops] I had to open my big beak!
[shakes off the snow]
Daffy Duck : Now what am I gonna do?
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[Daffy jumps into a bed and pretends to be asleep, but Porky Pig grabs him and points his club at him]
Daffy Duck : Eek!
[makes Porky Pig walk backwards by walking against him]
Daffy Duck : You are aware of course, that you are vilating the sensory of an American home! If you haven't got a warrent sir, get out, before I call the cop!
[four ominous notes of music are heard]
Daffy Duck : Now go!
[Daffy presses a button with the word ELEVATOR next to it and Porky Pig steps backwards into the shaft. Daffy looks up, high-pitched whistling getting higher and higher comes from the elevator and an explosion is heard at the top of the shaft]
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[Daffy is sleeping sideways in a armchair as Porky Pig is about to hit him with an axe]
Daffy Duck : [wakes up, jumps to avoid the axe, which slices the chair in half as Daffy puts his hand on Porky Pig's face] Just a minute! You're gonna hurt somebody that way!
[Daffy looks at the camera]
Daffy Duck : Probably me.
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Porky Pig : [finds a gopher crying and hoists Daffy out of the gopher's hole in the groud] This is the last time I'm gonna w-warn you! If I find you ar-around here once more, I'm gonna re-er-run you in! Now beat it!
[Porky Pig kicks Daffy out of the park]
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Porky Pig : I know how I can get that dog-gone duck.
[Porky picks up a "Duck Call" whistle]
Porky Pig : Th-this oughta bring him out.
[Porky Pig blows the whistle]
Daffy Duck : [standing behind him] Did you call?
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Daffy Duck : [running whilst counting a large bundle of cash] You say some ducks will do for money!
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Daffy Duck : [walks out of a room dusting his hands] You missed me.
[Daffy comes face to face with a cannon that Porky Pig is ready to fire]
Porky Pig : Ble-ble-er-er this won't miss you!
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Daffy Duck : [casually walking away from the elevator shaft] Oh Daffy, you have a good head on your shimmering shoulders.
[Porky Pig appears and hits Daffy on the head with his club. A large red lump comes up on Daffy's head and stars appear in his eyes]
Daffy Duck : [floating] Officer, do you have an aspirin? My head is splitting.
Porky Pig : Ble-ble-er-er yes. Well I think so.
[Daffy collapses]
Porky Pig : [afraid] Gee-gee-gee-gee, maybe I hit him too hard. Uh, speak to me! Say something! Anything!
Daffy Duck : [jumps up with excitement] I LOVE YOU HORTENSE!
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[Daffy is sleeping in a trash can when Porky Pig arrives and hits the trash can three times with his club]
Daffy Duck : [appears, holding a candle] Something the matter?
Porky Pig : Ble-ble-er-er plenty! No sleeping in trash cans, bud! Now-now move along there!
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[Daffy comes face to face with Porky Pig, who is holding a bow and arrow]
Daffy Duck : [protesting] Stop! Don't do anything rash! Stop staring at me with those little piggy eyes! Let's be fulized about this!
[as he speaks, Daffy glues Porky Pig's hand to the arrow with a brush. Porky Pig fires the arrow, but the arrow pulls Porky Pig into a cuckoo clock, leaving Daffy standing in front of the bow]
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[Porky Pig picks up and carries away a hammock Daffy is sleeping in. But Daffy wakes up, takes a firework rocket from a stall, lights it and gets out of the hammock without Porky Pig noticing]
Daffy Duck : [disguised as an elevator man, opens the elevator doors for Porky Pig] This way sir. Watch your step. Face the front of the car please.
[Porky Pig turns around, still looking mutinous]
Daffy Duck : [presses the buttons next to the elevator] Going up.
[the firework rocket goes off, taking Porky Pig to the top of the elevator shaft where a loud explosion is heard. Daffy watches as Porky Pig comes back down the shaft]
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[glass screen separates Porky and Daffy]
Porky Pig : *no audio*
Daffy Duck : *no audio*
Porky Pig : *no audio*
Daffy Duck : *no audio*
[Porky continues arguing while Daffy creates a door with a glass cutter and a doorknob and steps outside]
Porky Pig , Daffy Duck : *overlapping arguing*
Daffy Duck : [goes back inside the store and pulls screen down, showing 'SCRAM!' to Porky]