The Jack Benny Program (1950–1965)
Bob Hope: Self, Bob Hope, Clyde
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Quotes
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[Bob walks on carrying Jack's trousers]
Bob : Welcome to the Lucky Strike Program. In just a few minutes, you'll see our star, Gypsy Rose Benny.
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Jack : It's really dangerous, here in the jungle.
'Clyde' : Your'e telling me. What about those first three nights, we had to light fires to keep the animals away.
Jack : Yeah, then we ran out of water. For three weeks we couldn't even take a bath.
'Clyde' : Then the animals lit fires to keep us away.
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Bob Hope : [on being on a CBS show] I feel like Zsa Zsa at a P.T.A. meeting.
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Bob Hope : [finding some coins tied with string in Jack's trousers] When you ask this kid for a loan, and he says his money is tied up, he isn't kidding. This is an obstacle course for pickpockets.
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Don Wilson : [Poking his head through the curtains] Bob, Bob, quick, give me Jack's pants
Bob Hope : Why do you want Jack's pants?
Don Wilson : Because I had to give him mine.
Bob Hope : You mean, Jack's actually wearing your pants?
Jack : [out of shot] Darn right I am.
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Bob Hope : By the way, this is where Bing did his last show and I think they've done very nicely. They've gotten most of it out of the curtains.
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Bob : This is rather strange for me, I'm on the major network.
[mouths NBC]
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Bob : [about Bing Crosby] He's up in Nevada looking over Boulder Dam - his piggy bank is filled. He's so loaded, you know, he uses Howard Hughes for a bell boy.